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''For old or alternative rosters and detailed explanations, see: [[/numbers/ Historical Roster]]'' | |||
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{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 10 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name= [[File:1 Sorry, scoring is for grown ups.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Cute attempt at relevance there, but unfortunately only adults get to be on the tally">Sorry, scoring is for grown ups}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 13 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:13 GRIM.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="No HoloEN strams. Mori's songs in constant decline. NijiEN pandering to China. 3D never. Bros... it's looking kinda GRIM">GRIM}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 88 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:14 Cripple Gold.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You know how they give medals in the paralympics? The EN market is kinda like that">Cripple Gold}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 2 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:19 The Z.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="What's that? You thought you could predict what the peak of the stream was? Whoops, here comes a lovely Z to fuck you over. Thanks susan, very cool.">The Z}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 8 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name= [[File:5 Mindchair.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Winning where it really matters: the mind and chairs of THE PEOPLE">Mindchair}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 0 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:6 Ilegal Funnelling.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="AIEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY ARE DOING IT ON PURPOSE">Ilegal Funnelling}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no= 71 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:8 Holobox Pushing.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Funnelling their way to a random Mel Gold">Holo Box Pushing}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= 11 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:9 The Slip.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="The gold is secured. No-one could possibly take this from us, bros. This definetely does not slip">The slip}} | {{sq silver player |no= 11 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:9 The Slip.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="The gold is secured. No-one could possibly take this from us, bros. This definetely does not slip">The slip}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no= | {{sq bronze player |no= 3 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:2 Bronzeboi.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="He alone carried Nijisanji when it mattered most... now demoted to accumulate bronze medals">Bronzeboi}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no= 1 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name= [[File:10 The Numbers Queen.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Usada Pekora bends the numbers to her will, and she decides who gets their time in the sun">The Numbers Queen}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no= 99 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name= [[File:11 MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Your oshi reads this thread. Your oshi's fans read this thread. You can pretend you don't care about numbers, but deep down everyone is a numberfag">MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD}} {{captain}} | ||
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!width=225px|Player | !width=225px|Player | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 101 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:12 Ethical Bot Farm.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="This chuuba deserves a boost in such a competitive market">Ethical Bot Farm}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 35 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:3 First Army.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Here to have Holololive's back whenever Pekora is out or playing Dragon Quest">First Army}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 100 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:4 (you are here).png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="'Salome's Floor is (insert amount currently on display to justify her decline here)'">{{greentext|(you are here)}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 6 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:15 SLOW AND STEADY.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="We are playing the long con here. The very, very long con">SLOW AND STEADY}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 19 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:16 CCVID.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You now remember when in january of 2021, a gold medal could be won with 12k CCV">CCVID}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 68 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:17 NIJICOEP.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I bet the guy writing this is also a holofag">NIJICOEP}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 4 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name= [[File:18 Horseracing.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="A lot of people wonder why talk endlessly about numbers with so many fun streams on. It's the thrill of the race, anon">Horseracing}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 44 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name= [[File:7 Mountain Graphs.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I'm moving up and down, side to side, like a rollercoaster">Mountain Graphs}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 999 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name= [[File:20 SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="TFW the response to bait becomes bait itself">SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 333 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:21 god is a holofag.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="There's no other way they are so lucky all the time">God is a holofag}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 17 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:22 VODS.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="It's NOT a cope, if you check the VODs you can CLEARLY see the CCV got culled. I'M NOT SEETHING">{{greentext|VODs}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 23 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:23 Overlap Hell.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Well it would have been a gold, but unfortunately all of your coworkers decided to stream at the same time today. Enjoy your 4view stream!">Overlap Hell}} | {{sq player |no= 23 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:23 Overlap Hell.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Well it would have been a gold, but unfortunately all of your coworkers decided to stream at the same time today. Enjoy your 4view stream!">Overlap Hell}} | ||
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Revision as of 23:27, 16 December 2022
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Roster
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For old or alternative rosters and detailed explanations, see: /numbers/ Historical Roster
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Detailed Roster
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeeper
Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | |
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1 | TBA | File:1 TBD | TBD |
Defenders
Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | |
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2 | Bronzeboi | In the early /#/ days, the title fight for gold always ended up between Pekora (or the current holo who had an event) and Kuzuha. Kuzuha posters loved to spam "MY KING" while demanding others to kneel on the threads whenever he won, and soon the meme became that he alone carried Nijisanji to gold wins. Unfortunately, as time passed, kuzuha stopped being able to stand up to the Numbers Queen herself, being relegated to collecting bronze medals on good days. He is now known as the Bronzeboi. | ||
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14 | Cripple Gold | A nickname given to the EN vtuber tally, since their numbers are generally too weak to compete in the "official" gold tally, hence being compared to the paralympics where able athletes cannot participate. | ||
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19 | The Z | An unexplained CCV graph glitch that casues massive "Z" shapes, giving false peaks that can even reach as far as 30k extra views. They are generally despised due to adding a sense of unfairness, randomness or "fake numbers" when comparing streams. It's unclear what exactly causes them to appear, and it has led to multiple meltdowns over their legality towards Gold medals. | ||
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12 | Ethical Bot Farm | Refers to multiple incidents of /#/ anons botting streams to see the effects they had on CCV charts, purely for scientific reasons. Unfortunately that practice turned into a weapon before being generally rejected by the thread, culminating in a now infamous botted Sara Nagare stream, turning a 3-view into a 45k CCV monster. | ||
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13 | Natural Incline | An ironic meme claiming Nijisnaji's bizarre graphs are actually how healthy and normal CCVs should look, as opposed to the smooth curves that are present in other streams. | ||
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3 | TBA | File:3 TBD | TBD | |
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4 | TBA | File:3 TBD | TBD |
Midfield
Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | |
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5 | Mindchair | A strange and ironic way of "measuring" the percieved popularity of a company, large amounts of "Mindshare" would allegedly make a brand stronger. Since this was usually spammed by nijisanji shitposters, it mutated into mindchair, referencing the event at a convention when plastic chairs misteriously dissappeared during a nijisanji pannel. | ||
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6 | Ilegal Funnelling | Funnelling views is the practice of directing the viewers from one stream to the next, often done naturally. The ILLEGAL VIEWS FUNNELLING began to take strenght when people suspected hololive talents of intentionally setting up streams to maximize the funnelling effect into one another, explaining their ridiculous numbers in mundane streams. | ||
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7 | Mountain Graphs | A strange phenomenon with graphs that seems to mostly happen to Nijisanji, where CCV jumps all over the place describing erratic trajectories that look similar to a mountain range. Many people have tried to come up with explanations for it, but no concrete evidence has been found to support any particular claim. | ||
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8 | The Slip | A meme adopted from /sp/, whenever a chuuba seems to have secured a gold and is overtaken unexpectedly, a slew of "IT ACTUALLY SLIPPED" posts surge into the thread, often followed by the image of Gerard slipping in that one game against Chelsea. It also works as a bad luck charm to "jinx" the opposition by constantly claiming "DIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP NOW" | ||
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15 | SLOW AND STEADY | The quintessential cope. An (ironic) excuse given for low performing vtubers after their debuts, claiming them to be doing slow but constant progress on their stream numbers. Generally associated with Pomu, Anya and images of turtles | ||
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16 | CCVID | An event that happened around January of 2022, where a change in the way CCV was counted on Youtube caused all vtubers streams to drop massively, before being fixed almost a month later. Gold could be won by getting over 9K CCV. This little goof caused immense amounts of butthurt and seething as it just hit on the same window as Hololive's biggest events, making them lose an estimated 50% to 80% of their real numbers. | ||
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17 | NIJICOEP | A list compiled of every instance of "nijifans" allegedly giving excuses, lying or generally missinforming the thread about numbers, mostly to justify Nijisanji livers underperforming or certain views in /#/ regarding the nature of horseracing. | ||
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18 | Horseracing | Refers to the practice of watching 2 streams that are neck to neck in viewers to see who wins gold. It's the central focus of interest in the thread, and the source of most of the banter. If the thread is rivalling /hlgg/ in post count, it's most often than not due to a horserace. | ||
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20 | SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY | An image of Yagoo used as a response to bait or obviously fake "nijisanji fans" seething in the thread. It implies anyone dissing Hololive is simply jealous of their success. | ||
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21 | God is a Holofag | Due to their percieved massive amount of luck, people often joke that God himself must be a Hololive fan, hence allowing certain series of favourable events to happen for COVER. | ||
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22 | >VODs | A category for ranking vtubers based on their VOD views. It never took off the ground due to being unreliable and generally dependant on a ton of different factors. People who support it generally do so because it heavily favours EN vtubers over JPs. | ||
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23 | TBA | File:23 TBD | TBD | |
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23 | TBA | File:23 TBD | TBD |
Forwards
No. | Pos | Name | Picture | Description | |
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9 | The Numbers Queen | Usada Pekora is aknowledged by all parties in /#/ to be the absolute Queen of numbers. Some chuubas may pop up once in a while for short periods of time, but eventually Pekora always rises to the top due to her insane retention of CCV and sheer consistency. | ||
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11 | Holo Box Pushing | "The box" is the name /#/ assigned to the practices COVER corp uses to ensure all of their talent can achieve large numbers. By promoting all of them in some way, shape or form, and chaining streams and events for views to funnel from one stream to the other, being "in the box" is the priority of any holo member. It's incredibly effective, and causes vtubers that are normally seen as weak to occasionally snatch a gold. | ||
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11 | MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD | A common phrase about the suggested "influence" /#/ has on /vt/ according to every thread on the board (except /#/, who honestly just want to be left alone). Whenever someone accuses /#/ of doing something outside the thread, or associates random schizos to the thread, someone will reply with "MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD". Think of it as a "rent free". |