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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''ZERGFACE''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''ZERGFACE''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" |[[File:K52QN-1-.png|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" |[[File:K52QN-1-.png|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | Fox in The Box | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | When Chinese actor Wang Baoqiang gave his best war face in the series "Soldiers Sortie", the resulting wide-eyed and crazed stare was quickly found to be exploitable. Owing to the already memetic Starcraft (which all Asians play) tactic of the Zerg Rush, the meme gained its name. It is common for /k/ommandos to shoop "Zergface" into all sorts of military or other weapon related (or even unrelated) scenarios for comedic result. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | When Chinese actor Wang Baoqiang gave his best war face in the series "Soldiers Sortie", the resulting wide-eyed and crazed stare was quickly found to be exploitable. Owing to the already memetic Starcraft (which all Asians play) tactic of the Zerg Rush, the meme gained its name. It is common for /k/ommandos to shoop "Zergface" into all sorts of military or other weapon related (or even unrelated) scenarios for comedic result. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | CF | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Simo Häyhä <br> MOIST NUGGET''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Simo Häyhä <br> MOIST NUGGET''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" |[[File:D5VjK-1-.jpg|x150px]][[File:Ebin binlan bin.jpg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" |[[File:D5VjK-1-.jpg|x150px]][[File:Ebin binlan bin.jpg|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | Box to Box | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Simo Häyhä: ''' A Finnish war hero from the 1939-1940 Winter War between Finland and the USSR. He became famous taking out over 500 Soviet soldiers during the course of the war with his M/28-30 which is a Finnish Civil Guards variant of the Mosin Nagant rifle. Being a man used to being innawoods and sporting a white camoflage suit, he was nearly impossible to spot in the snowy forests of Finland, earning him the nickname "White Death" by the Soviets. His career ended when he took a 20mm round to the jaw, but he survived and lived all the way up to 2002. <br>'''MOIST NUGGET: '''Simo's weapon of choice. At once a term of endearment and scorn, the simplified pronunciation "Moist Nugget" commonly refers to almost all iterations of the Mosin-Nagant military rifle. While never the best rifle of its time, mass importation from ex-USSR countries has made its ubiquitous variant, the 91/30, easily the most affordable surplus rifle in the firearms market today. With both the rifle and ammunition for it widely available and inexpensive, it is a popular rifle for those just starting out or without funds for more expensive options. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Simo Häyhä: ''' A Finnish war hero from the 1939-1940 Winter War between Finland and the USSR. He became famous taking out over 500 Soviet soldiers during the course of the war with his M/28-30 which is a Finnish Civil Guards variant of the Mosin Nagant rifle. Being a man used to being innawoods and sporting a white camoflage suit, he was nearly impossible to spot in the snowy forests of Finland, earning him the nickname "White Death" by the Soviets. His career ended when he took a 20mm round to the jaw, but he survived and lived all the way up to 2002. <br>'''MOIST NUGGET: '''Simo's weapon of choice. At once a term of endearment and scorn, the simplified pronunciation "Moist Nugget" commonly refers to almost all iterations of the Mosin-Nagant military rifle. While never the best rifle of its time, mass importation from ex-USSR countries has made its ubiquitous variant, the 91/30, easily the most affordable surplus rifle in the firearms market today. With both the rifle and ammunition for it widely available and inexpensive, it is a popular rifle for those just starting out or without funds for more expensive options. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | AMF | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Paul Harrel The Exonerated''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Paul Harrel The Exonerated''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |[[File:The exonerated.jpg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |[[File:The exonerated.jpg|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Goal Poacher | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /k/'s current favourite guntuber. He's got plenty of experience with weapons over the years and knows what he's talking about. No bullshit, informative and straight to the point. Don't get too close or you'll get self defense'd. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /k/'s current favourite guntuber. He's got plenty of experience with weapons over the years and knows what he's talking about. No bullshit, informative and straight to the point. Don't get too close or you'll get self defense'd. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | SS | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''ORB''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''ORB''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |[[File:O r b.png|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |[[File:O r b.png|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Goal Poacher | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| {{greentext|komrad, yuo are of soldier now, i give yuo orb, it can see the whole battlefield. yuo must use it with grate care}} <br> {{greentext|tfw komrad uses it to watch mobiks commit sodomy and get bombed}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| {{greentext|komrad, yuo are of soldier now, i give yuo orb, it can see the whole battlefield. yuo must use it with grate care}} <br> {{greentext|tfw komrad uses it to watch mobiks commit sodomy and get bombed}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | SS | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''BIG DICC MARTY''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Big dicc marty.png|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | The Destroyer | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Marty Robbins - Big Iron, a song made popular in recent years by Fallout: New Vegas. The distinctive album cover and the nature of the song has spawned numerous edits of it to great humorous effect. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | CMF | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''F-35''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:F35.png|150px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Anchor Man | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The most popular girl in school. Some say that way too much tax payer money has been spent on her development and that she is a bit clumsy, but she is now eagerly awaiting her first mission with her state of the art battlefield information system and sneaky demeanor. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Wagner's Daily Sacrifices At Bakhmut''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Battle of Bakhmut .jpg|150px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The Destroyer | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The Battle of Bakhmut(1 August 2022 - ongoing as of December 2022) has been described as the 21st century's equivalent of The Battle of Passchendaele from WWI, some even say it's the equivalent of The Battle of Verdun, houses lay in complete ruin, soldiers live in muddy trenches and the forests have turned into a complete wasteland of mud, exploded trees and craters. Hardly any land of value has been taken as of this being written. It is currently a meat grinder with the Ukranian Armed Forces duking it out against the Russian Armed Forces assisted by the Donetsk People's Militia and the Wagner PMC. The Wagner PMC which was been doing a lot of Russia's dirty work the past decade has been a main player in the Battle of Bakhmut, consisting of volunteers and former prisoners, they've been the most aggressive force in the area and have been taking extremely high causualties assaulting the Ukranian positions. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | LB | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''The Z-Team''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''The Z-Team''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The Destroyer | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The Destroyer | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | When Russia invaded Ukraine in early 2022 they used a few identification signs on their vehicles, the most common ones being "Z","V", "O" and "Z" in a square. The different markings indicated where the vehicles came from. The "Z" became the war symbol for Russia. There was a high amount of footage of the vehicles with the "Z" markings on them in addition to a lot of quite unusual ones as well, ranging from tractors to vans. One of the more iconic images was the image of a UAZ-452 "Bukhanka" that several posters of on /k/ found rather amusing and made a few shitposts about it, calling it the Z-Team in one shitpost as well as drawing anthromorphic versions of the Bukhanka along of the other spotted vehicles in the other shitposts. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | When Russia invaded Ukraine in early 2022 they used a few identification signs on their vehicles, the most common ones being "Z","V", "O" and "Z" in a square. The different markings indicated where the vehicles came from. The "Z" became the war symbol for Russia. There was a high amount of footage of the vehicles with the "Z" markings on them in addition to a lot of quite unusual ones as well, ranging from tractors to vans. One of the more iconic images was the image of a UAZ-452 "Bukhanka" that several posters of on /k/ found rather amusing and made a few shitposts about it, calling it the Z-Team in one shitpost as well as drawing anthromorphic versions of the Bukhanka along of the other spotted vehicles in the other shitposts. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | RB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Abu Hajaar''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:What is wrong with you abu hajaar.png|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | None | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The ISIS comedy relief, he just tried to do his best but got yelled at a lot for spraying casings from his MG3 all over his comrade to the right. Last seen rolling on the ground. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''IS THAT A FAMAS''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:07-06-2014_11-53-23_p.m..png|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | None | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Common reply on /k/ to various posts. A FAMAS is a French bullpup style assault rifle. If an OP should ever inquire about the name of a particular weapon or post a picture of weapon without specifically naming it, usually one or more poster will declare said weapon to be a FAMAS. Board lore holds that once upon a time an anon, who only knew the FAMAS by name and reputation, asked this about a weapon that was very clearly not a FAMAS. The ensuing ridicule of said poster was so great, that people still make fun about him today by asking "is that a FAMAS?" about anything and everything, the more ridiculous the better. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Murder/k/ube(formerly known as NEX ALEA)''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:DL07g-1-.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Offensive Goalkeeper | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The "Murder Cube", as /k/ knows it, is an artistic piece located in Canada. Made as a testament to all the victims of man's inclination to aggression and oppression (or some hippy crap like that), the Gun Sculpture is simply a massive metal cube decorated in various small arms. Normally, when /k/ sees a picture of firearms destroyed or misused in such a way, there a varying emotions of anger and sadness. However, upon seeing this particular sculpture, /k/ immediately recognized it as a manifestation of some infernal god of war and violence. An entire basis of a religion has since formed. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GK | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:FEzM5-1-.jpg|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:FEzM5-1-.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |None | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A large and (relatively) powerful handgun, the Desert Eagle (or "Deagle") is a popular firearm in media such as movies or video games despite being woefully impractical in real life. The Desert Eagle design is owned and currently produced by Magnum Research Inc. However, the largely uninformed audiences of the previously mentioned media tend not to recognize this, confusing Desert Eagle to also be the name of the company, hence a "Deagle" Brand Deagle. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A large and (relatively) powerful handgun, the Desert Eagle (or "Deagle") is a popular firearm in media such as movies or video games despite being woefully impractical in real life. The Desert Eagle design is owned and currently produced by Magnum Research Inc. However, the largely uninformed audiences of the previously mentioned media tend not to recognize this, confusing Desert Eagle to also be the name of the company, hence a "Deagle" Brand Deagle. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''IVAN CHESNOKOV''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''IVAN CHESNOKOV''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:1pZek-1-.jpg|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:1pZek-1-.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | None | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A tripfag, that became more of posting style meme, from a while back who posted in all-caps broken English to insult anyone who posted slavshit with tacticool furniture or accessories. Essentially, the joke was that he was some angry Russian who couldn't believe the stupid things people did to historical rifles that were just fine as they were, insinuating they had in fact made their weapons less capable in doing so. A good portion of /k/ tends to agree with this line of thought, while another portion finds it absolutely insufferable, the conflict it creates is obvious. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A tripfag, that became more of posting style meme, from a while back who posted in all-caps broken English to insult anyone who posted slavshit with tacticool furniture or accessories. Essentially, the joke was that he was some angry Russian who couldn't believe the stupid things people did to historical rifles that were just fine as they were, insinuating they had in fact made their weapons less capable in doing so. A good portion of /k/ tends to agree with this line of thought, while another portion finds it absolutely insufferable, the conflict it creates is obvious. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | RB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''BRRRRRRRTT''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''BRRRRRRRTT''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:BRRT.jpg|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:BRRT.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Anchor Man | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A common onomatopoeia on /k/, BRRRRRRRTT is reference to the sound made by a type of gun made in a similar style to that of the Gatling gun, characterize by use of rotating barrels. It is most frequently associated with the A-10 Lightning II, or "Warthog", the plane that carries the powerful 30mm GAU-8 Avenger. However, BRRRRRRRRTT can also refer to many other similar weapons, including CIWS or even man portable weapons. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A common onomatopoeia on /k/, BRRRRRRRTT is reference to the sound made by a type of gun made in a similar style to that of the Gatling gun, characterize by use of rotating barrels. It is most frequently associated with the A-10 Lightning II, or "Warthog", the plane that carries the powerful 30mm GAU-8 Avenger. However, BRRRRRRRRTT can also refer to many other similar weapons, including CIWS or even man portable weapons. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Arkan and the Tigers''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:1598187419300.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The Destroyer | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Željko Ražnatović or more commonly known as "Arkan" was a Serbian Paramilitary leader during the Yugoslav wars in the 90's. A war criminal or a war hero depending on your viewpoints. He became very imfamous when the shit hit the fan in Yugoslavia during the 90's, he led a paramilitary group known as "The Tigers" which became very imfamous for their actions in Bosnia and Croatia. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | RB | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''SKS -> Innawoods''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:K_logo.png|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The Destroyer | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GRAB SKS, GO INNAWOODS. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | LB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''CHEEKI BREEKI''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''CHEEKI BREEKI''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:Cheekibreeki.jpg|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:Cheekibreeki.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Anchor Man | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A reference to a popular saying in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series of vidya games, spoken often by Bandits. The full expression combines a nursery rhyme style saying with the slav equivalent of "King me!" to form a declaration which figuratively announces the advantage one would have over another in a situation. Outside the game, it is most frequently said without any understanding or allusion to this concept. A "Cheeki Breeki" can also be used to reference someone who is, for instance, slav as fuck in a derogatory or respectful manner. Formerly a player for /vg/. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A reference to a popular saying in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series of vidya games, spoken often by Bandits. The full expression combines a nursery rhyme style saying with the slav equivalent of "King me!" to form a declaration which figuratively announces the advantage one would have over another in a situation. Outside the game, it is most frequently said without any understanding or allusion to this concept. A "Cheeki Breeki" can also be used to reference someone who is, for instance, slav as fuck in a derogatory or respectful manner. Formerly a player for /vg/. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''COSMOLINE''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''COSMOLINE''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:GBAKU-1-.jpg|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:GBAKU-1-.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | None | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A grease-like preservative and rust preventative, cosmoline is the /k/ommando's greatest ally against rust and his greatest bane to clean. When well covered in cosmoline, metal becomes nearly impervious to the effects of outside moisture and humidity, allowing it to be stored for long periods of time. So when someone buys their seventy year old surplus rifle that's been in cosmoline storage, they can reasonably be assured rust won't be much of a problem. However, the trouble comes when they attempt to clean it off, as it is notoriously pervasive and difficult to remove. Some /k/ommandos have declared their fondness for the smell, feel, and even taste of cosmoline. Ingestion, injection, or insertion is not recommended. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A grease-like preservative and rust preventative, cosmoline is the /k/ommando's greatest ally against rust and his greatest bane to clean. When well covered in cosmoline, metal becomes nearly impervious to the effects of outside moisture and humidity, allowing it to be stored for long periods of time. So when someone buys their seventy year old surplus rifle that's been in cosmoline storage, they can reasonably be assured rust won't be much of a problem. However, the trouble comes when they attempt to clean it off, as it is notoriously pervasive and difficult to remove. Some /k/ommandos have declared their fondness for the smell, feel, and even taste of cosmoline. Ingestion, injection, or insertion is not recommended. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''FLAMMENWERFER''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''FLAMMENWERFER''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:Gr83d-1-.jpg|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:Gr83d-1-.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | None | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Literally "Flamethrower", it werfs flammen. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Literally "Flamethrower", it werfs flammen. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''HIMARS''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''HIMARS''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:HIMARS.jpg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:HIMARS.jpg|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The Destroyer | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | M142 HIMARS (M142 High Mobility Artillery Rocket System) is the Ukrainain Armed Forces' current wonder weapon. With excellent range and precision, it has been an absolute terror against strategic targets in Russian-occupied territories in Ukraine. No ammo dump is safe. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | M142 HIMARS (M142 High Mobility Artillery Rocket System) is the Ukrainain Armed Forces' current wonder weapon. With excellent range and precision, it has been an absolute terror against strategic targets in Russian-occupied territories in Ukraine. No ammo dump is safe. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | LB | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | {{greentext|>>mobiks}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''{{greentext|>>mobiks}}''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Mobiks.png|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Mobiks.png|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Anchor Man | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | On the 21st of September Putin declared a partial mobilisation in Russia and its occupied territories which meant that a lot of young men would be called into service. This process was not a smooth one and a lot of mobiks(slang for mobilized conscripts) got sent directly into battle with little to no training with barebones equipment that they mostly had to buy themselves and rusty AKs that had been stored poorly over the past decades. For those "lucky" enough to have a few weeks of training had to endure shitty accomodation, dedovshchina and little to no food. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | On the 21st of September Putin declared a partial mobilisation in Russia and its occupied territories which meant that a lot of young men would be called into service. This process was not a smooth one and a lot of mobiks(slang for mobilized conscripts) got sent directly into battle with little to no training with barebones equipment that they mostly had to buy themselves and rusty AKs that had been stored poorly over the past decades. For those "lucky" enough to have a few weeks of training had to endure shitty accomodation, dedovshchina and little to no food. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''2ND AMENDMENT''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:SHALL NOT.png|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Offensive Goalkeeper | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Referring to the Second Amendment of the US Constitution's Bill of Rights, which states "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." Whenever any sort of gun control becomes a discussion on /k/, defenders of gun rights hold this to be their main defense, while defenders of gun control claim it to be out of touch or, in extreme cases, their justification of regulation. Follow ups to these claims include the definition of "militia" or "well regulated", various Supreme Court rulings, State and Federal law, and complaints that this belongs on /pol/ and not /k/. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GK | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''ATF''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:ATF.jpg|x150px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | None | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Our beloved Alcohol, Tabacco and Fireams Agency that just wants the best for every gun owner in the country. Sadly, many /k/ommandos lost all of their guns in tragic boating accidents, when questioned by ATF Agents. The people emplyoed at the ATF also seem to have a distinct hate against any kind of dog. They love shooting the dogs of their suspects for no apparent reason other than fun. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | |||
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Revision as of 20:48, 20 December 2022
This is the detailed roster page for /k/. Playstyles, positions, cards etc. is out of date.