/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans

/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans
Tournament details
Host board	/ag/
Dates	August 25–27, September 1–3, 7–10
Teams	64
Final positions
Champion	TBD
Runner-up	TBD
Third	TBD
Fourth	TBD
Tournament statistics Matches 128 Goals scored ( per match) Top scorer(s) Top assister(s) Golden Glove Best player Yellow cards ( per match) Red cards ( per match)
/ag/ League 666: Ride to Hell
/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans
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Toby? Toby Fox? Is that you? Toby, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you. You failed at life. Your team failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have. Nobody will remember Toby Fox. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. In short, you are an enormous failure. Toby, being that you're about 31 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end. The abhorrent failure that is the upcoming Undertale movie adaptation by Disney, Toby Fox, that is your legacy. Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Toby, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class. Maybe in a couple of years, Toby, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though. I genuinely doubt it. Now excuse me, I have to talk about my tournament. This tournament exists to have fun. Don't take it seriously, yadda yadda. We will be using some kind of version of PES 19. Every team will start on a neutral first half, followed by +1 from 45 to 70, and close the match at +2 regardless of score. Goals are fun. No livemanaging is allowed, if you'd like to do meme things send in a pastebin. Event will be streamed at usual times, thanks to cytube we no longer have a need for starting on time. Cytubes that will be used are agleague, vgleague, the4chancup, and moeshit.

Schedule likely to be:
Friday opener: A-D
Saturday:
1: E-H
2: I-L
3: M-P
Sunday
1: A-C
2: D-F
3: G-I
4: J-L
Friday: M-P
Saturday:
1: B-E
2: F-G, I-J
3: L, N-P
Sunday: Primetime Sunday: A, H, K, M
Thursday: Ro32 1
Friday: Ro32 2
Saturday: Ro16
Sunday: Final

Signups are OPEN. the draw will be on August 20th, also tactics are due by the draw's kickoff. Literally everything (music/aesthetics) is due on AUGUST 19TH since it's 64 teams and only 2 people are compiling save/aesthetic shit. If you miss tactics you get replaced, baby. Aesthetics will be taken a little late but no guarantee they 100% work if they're late.