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| {{tt|The last time a Canadian team won the NHL|national sport btw}}
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| '''We European'''
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| Kylian Mbappé, who is of Cameroonian and Algerian descent, once used the phrase "We European" in a press conference
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| '''Ngubu'''
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| {{tt|luv 'im like me own son|references african players whose names don't make phonetic sense, important part of norf/souf memes}}
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| '''{{greentext|Schalke}}'''
| '''An horse'''
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| To the 2014 /wc/ babbies, this refers to an event that happened a long time ago. 4chan posting went down years ago, and the front pages of boards got stuck in place. This left /sp/ with a thread on the front page that mocked a recent result for Schalke in the Bundesliga which had some interesting imagery involving black people. By the time 4chan posting got fixed, it was time for American /sp/, and so the Americans who didn't know what the fuck was going on were amused and kept posting {{greentext|Schalke}}.
| Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
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| '''Lelbron'''
| '''700 Mirrion Dorrar'''
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| {{greentext|leshook}}<br>{{greentext|lebrick}}
| Japanese luckswing player Shohei Ohtani signed for the LA Dodgers on a contract worth 700 million dollars
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| '''Tony Kornheiser'''
| '''El Ogro de la Norte'''
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| {{tt|The Norwegian Erling Haaland is known for his goal-scoring ability and ogre-like appearance|See face and running style}}
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| '''Please Watch Our Copa'''
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| {{tt|Temu Euros|The American equivalent of the European Championship were played at the same time, except the timezones that actually matter were asleep when it was on}}
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| '''SHE'S A DISGRACE'''
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| {{tt|The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon|Image is the default profile picture of a Daily Mail commenter and is sometimes used as OP images next to a parody comment}}
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| '''El Var Sinson'''
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| {{tt|VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character|Simpson is pronounced Sinson}}
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| '''Le Cut Inside Man'''
| '''George Costanza'''
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| The nickname given to Arjen Robben due to how he constantly cuts inside during matches.
| {{greentext|giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final}}
{{tt|i shiggy diggy|i seriously hope you don't need an explanation for this}}
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| '''Universal Choking Sign'''
| '''Universal Choking Sign'''
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| '''18-1'''
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| One of the greatest chokes in the history of the NFL. The New England Patriots still get shit for this to this day since losing the Super Bowl against a wild card team was that much of an embarrassment.
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| '''An Horse'''
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| Is An Horse an athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
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| '''VAR Ball'''
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|And You thought Refball was powerful.
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| '''APOLOGIZE'''
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|A Superbowl Victory after 52 years
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Revision as of 02:08, 15 July 2024

Sub Starter Silver Gold Bronze

The players that will represent Sp icon.png /sp/ in the next cup.

Goalkeepers

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  GK
1 So, it happened again Soithappenedagain.jpg Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again"
  GK
12 Exposed Exposed.jpg If you win, you can claim apologies. If you lose, you're exposed

Defenders

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  LB
93 >1993 1993.jpg The last time a Canadian team won the NHL
  LB
29 We European Weeuropean.jpg Kylian Mbappé, who is of Cameroonian and Algerian descent, once used the phrase "We European" in a press conference
  LB
5 Ngubu Ngubu.jpg luv 'im like me own son
  CB
4 An horse Horse.jpg Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
  CB
17 700 Mirrion Dorrar 700mirriondorrar.png Japanese luckswing player Shohei Ohtani signed for the LA Dodgers on a contract worth 700 million dollars
  CB
9 El Ogro de la Norte File:Elogro.jpg The Norwegian Erling Haaland is known for his goal-scoring ability and ogre-like appearance
  CB
24 Please Watch Our Copa Pwoc.jpg Temu Euros
  CB
14 SHE'S A DISGRACE
Shesadisgrace.png
 The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon
  RB
90 El Var Sinson Varsinson.jpg VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character
  RB
89 George Costanza George-Costanza.png >giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final

i shiggy diggy

  RB
3 Universal Choking Sign A logo.png pic unrelated

Midfield

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  DMF
96 THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP 1324044528303.jpg *slips*
  DMF
43 >he does it for free Janitor.jpg NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
  AMF
10 Punished Messi Punished Messi.jpg Some events in the previous season got Messi to no longer be "Punished," but due to poor performances in the 2018 world cup, he had become punished again.
  RMF
22 perro caca Perrocaca.jpg perro caca
  CMF
6 *dabs with the World Cup* Pogbawc.jpg Manchester United might have paid a tad too much for Paul Pogba.
  DMF
12 EXPOSED ExposedPep.jpg Your a baldy, baldy
  CMF
9 COME ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS FAKINGOALS.jpg SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS
  AMF
89 George Costanza George-Costanza.png http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk
>needing to watch this video
ISHYGDDT
  CMF
96 Exorcised Maradona Maradona.jpg The only hope argentina has left.

Forwards

No. Pos Name Picture Description
  CF
7 TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU Tsu.jpg A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.

Reserves

Name Description
RGKnee A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
YOU LIKE THAT AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
Who /a/ here? A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
VETTELWINSLOL Formula 1 meme
Is Flacco Elite? He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS
/trb/ The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
UTV Archiver A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
Lad Banter It's just banter, m8.
Outlaw The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
eatdatpussy445 A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
Vaughncouver Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
Michael Wilbon Because.jpg
I really, really like women He really, really likes them
System Babby A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
Nerman Brazil's top meme
>still at the stadium It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
>poop The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
Roast Solo DON'T POST IT
Please Watch Our League Please.
Refball The MVP of every major sport.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA...
SKEEEUP SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
WENGER OUT >Arsenal finally not in the Champions League
amd amx >Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.
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