/mms/

/mms/
Do Not Fist Robot Girls
/mms/ - Mecha Musume Toys
Founded May 2024 Manager Gourai Owner Kotobukiya IRL manager Update Guy Team colors Chat color 00a651 Kotobukiya Green Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /mms/ - Mecha Musume Toys Nickname Masters
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Labyrinth Goal horn Tiny Tiny
Kits

/mms/ is an unofficial Squad representing the wide swath of Mecha Musume toys that exist (It's also the name of Busou Shinki's Multi Moveable System body).

Roster

No. Position Player   GK JUNE   LB Gourai   CB Maryceles   CB Pomock   CB Desktop Army   RB Emperor Susan   DMF >Preordering from HLJ   CMF KONAMI!!!   AMF Screwholes   AMF Rishetta   CF Good Girl

No. Position Player   GK Sitara Ganesha   LB Benio   LB Tenpeface   CB Sugumers   CB Buster Dolls   CB First-Time Masters   CB Gabrine   RB Smug Bug   RB Muscuto   DMF Dark Advent   DMF BATORU! BATORU!   CMF Planelegs

Players

Player	Description
JUNE	Dread it. Run from it. Your 30k yen order arrives all the same.
Gourai	Franchise Mascot for Frame Arms Girl. Stoic Tonk Girl that likes to kiss her friends (totally not gay)
Maryceles	MMS Type Tentacles. Certified Yandere Shinki. She will gladly kill you with a smile on her face.
Pomock	Pomock is da kawaiiest shinki ever. Look at her, look. What's she doing? Playing in a field? Pickin' some flowers? Eating a Cake? Getting Raped by a crocodile? DAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW.
Desktop Army	Line of small army builder musume designed by former Shinki designer BLADE. Their original gimmick was their size and how you were encouraged to 3D print stuff for them but have since had collabs with Megami Device, Frame Arms Girl, and the Fate Series.
Emperor Susan	Short for Susanowo, the first member of Megami Device's AUV line. They're all chunni as fuck and Susan is easier to pronounce than her real name
>Preordering from HLJ	Ever since Bandai shut down many Japanese retailers from selling internationally, HLJ has become flooded with preorders for Bandai's incredibly popular 30 Minutes Label. Be prepared to wait months if not years for HLJ to fill that order.
KONAMI!!!	How in the absolute FUCK did you not only ruin Busou Shinki BUT ALSO kill your own crossover line with Megami Device!? Were those Pachinko machines really worth it!?
Screwholes	The calling card for any Busou Shinki figure and man, I'd like to cum in those screwholes.
Rishetta	The mascot character for incredibly popular 30 Minutes Sisters and the 30 Minutes Label as a whole. She's a fast tiger girl with giant claws.
Good Girl	An ancient /toy/ joke involving the Shinki Eukrante. After learning from her bio that she was a young girl curious about love, one anon deemed her a good girl and was instantly met with the iconic line "Eukrante can go to hell."
Sitara Ganesha	The popular Alice Gear Aegis character in her original armor that was banned from Megami competitions. What they don't tell you it was banned because it'd bankrupt you to ship it.
Benio	MMS Type Samurai. She is incredibly cheap to buy, even after Shinki prices skyrocketed so she became a donor body for the EX Shinki sets. Also a bunch of them ended up in Mexico somehow so people began giving her a Spanish accent.
Tenpeface	For a hot minute, Arnval Tempesta was popular thanks to a small wave a pictures of her sporting her shouting face. It's in fact the face in the /mms/ logo!
Sugumers	Nickname for Kanagata Sugumi, a character from Alice Gear Aegis who is a massive Tokusatsu fan. She's gotten a few kits now.
Buster Dolls	Following the success of 30 Minutes Sisters, Kotobukiya decided to throw their hat in the ring with this Megami Device subline that features cheaper kits with a layering armor gimmick. Currently, four of them exist.
First-Time Masters	Yes, "Master" is the most commonly used term for someone who partakes in this hobby and everyone who enters goes through a wave of excitement over getting their first girl.
Gabrine	MMS Type Hellhound. Everyone like portraying her as a fiercely loyal, delicious brown, dog girl.
Smug Bug	Megami Device SOL Hornet. She has plenty of Char like attitude and she'll laugh as she passes you by on the pitch.
Muscuto	Garage Kit legend from Japan. He has anything you need, whether it be bigger tits for your girls or different faces for them.
Dark Advent	A line of kits from alphamax. Their entire gimmick is having an R-18 that feature things like bare breasts and some phallic objects that totally aren't dicks we swear!
BATORU! BATORU!	A line said by Hresvelgr in the Frame Arms Girl Lab Days Manga. It perfectly summarizes her as she's nothing more than a battle hungry dork.
Planelegs	An infamous tripfag of the Shinki threads on /toy/ who was always seen abusing his Shinki, a scared Asuka. He's been gone for a long time but legend still say if you recite his name three times, his hand will appear and start assaulting your girls.