/pol/ Roster

This is the roster of players for /pol/.

Statistics are incomplete and begun at the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup due to lack of archived data.

"Hitler is great!"

— DrBorisG

DrBorisG before /pol/'s game againt /sp/ in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup

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Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Fouls
GK		22	BUILD WALL	It is time to make sure Mexico sends no more rapists and murderers.	??	0	0	2	0
GK		1	JIDF	Leading the Fight Against Antisemitism & Terrorism. Coordinating Concerned Citizens Globally. Promoting Israel, Jewish Pride, Knowledge, and Unity. But more importantly keeping the /pol/ goal-net safe from those racist racist goals.	??	0	0	??	0
GK		99	Assad	If there's a man out there who you can simply not Mossad, it would certaintly be the based Syrian leader & career /pol/ack goalkeeper Assad.	??	0	0	??	0
LB		72	Rapefugees Welcome		0	0	0	0	0
CB	File:PolWeWuzKangs.jpg	25	WE WUZ KANGZ	we wuz kingz n sheit fam i swear to god n my fam we wus desendin from egyp man u tryin tell me dat them egyps ova dere they aint black man look at they skin nigga we goin to space n shit nigga look at my gramma she part egytian them white peple they tryin ruin our lyfes you tellin me king tut wasnt my greatgreat grandpappy dont you know romans was ruled by blacks	0	0	0	0	0
CB		7	DEUS VULT	The time as come for the heretics to meet their demize; The God serving Knights have risen once more to fight the Holy War and take back the Christian lands from the goat-loving sand monkeys. Si Deus Pro Nobis, Quis Contras Nos?	??	0	0	0	0
CB	File:PolCurrentYear.png	16	Current Year	I MEAN COME ON, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR. How can people possibly be having opinions different than mine in the current year. shoo shoo slimey limey	0	0	0	0	0
CB	File:PolRedpill.png	24	Red Pill	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay on /pol/ and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.	??	0	0	0	1
CMF		12	Doom Paul	IT'S HAPPENING	3	0	0	0	0
CMF		14	Moonman		??	0	0	0	0
CMF		28	Ben Garrison	Prominent anti-Semite and leader of the American Nazi Party's Ministry of Public Enlightenment.	??	0	0	0	0
CMF	File:PolZimmerman.jpg	10	Zimmerman	CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM. CAN'T SIMMER THE ZIMMER.	??	0	0	0	0
AMF		14	Stormfront	Perfect Aryan male	??	0	0	0	0
SS		6	Jews	Oy Vey. The greatest collectors of shekels ever. Remember the 6 gorillion.	0	0	0	0	0
SS		88	Hitler	The Führer	3	0	0	0	0
CF		76	Donald Trump	The unstumpable. Self-made billionaire who believes in eliminating enemies and making America great again.	4	0	0	0	0

Retired Players

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Fouls
GK	File:PolDorner.png	Dorner	YOU CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER. Not with a large manhunt, not with shots on goal.	??	0	0	??	0
CB	File:PolDailyReminder.png	Daily Reminder	Today he will remind you that /pol/ is The irreverent board on the 4CC and 4chan itself.	??	0	0	0	1
CB	File:PolComeHomeWhiteMan	COME HOME WHITE MAN	It is time, White Man.	??	0	0	0	0
CB		Straw Man	Nothing like counter-acting your opponents formation by... counter-acting a formation he isn't even using? Calling out the strawman arguments in our enemy's faulty narrative is an assure way of staying on top of the table.	??	0	0	0	0
CB		Jihadi John	قطع رأس الذين يهينون الله النبي الحقيقي محمد شاكر تحدث الحقيقة السويد هو لنا ، وسوف يموت أوروبا إلى الإسلام, TAKBIRRRR ALLAHU ACKBAR!	??	0	0	0	1
CB	File:PolDinduNuffin.png	Dindu Nuffin	He dindu nuffin, he a good boi he was a honor roll student he's been goin to church every week 'bout to get his lyf on track we need mo money fo dem programs das rayciss man poleece brutality hands up dont shoot	??	0	0	0	0
RB		Christ Chan	Reminder that /pol/ is a christian board	0	0	0	0	0
CMF	File:PolRandPaul.jpg	Rand Paul		??	0	0	0	0