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| align=center| {{Position|CF}} | | align=center| {{Position|CF}} | ||
| align=center| Oscar the Grouch | | align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Oscar the Grouch'''</div> | ||
| align=center| [[File:Ilovetrash.png|150px]] | | align=center| [[File:Ilovetrash.png|150px]] | ||
| align=center| Born and raised on the hard streets of Sesame, Oscar, like many Grouches, lives in a trashcan. Kids on the street would berate him for his gloomy, almost inverse attitude toward life. He personifies /trash/ to the T, always embracing what makes /trash/ great. But just because he lives under the lid doesn't mean he can't kick your ass on the football field. | | align=center| Born and raised on the hard streets of Sesame, Oscar, like many Grouches, lives in a trashcan. Kids on the street would berate him for his gloomy, almost inverse attitude toward life. He personifies /trash/ to the T, always embracing what makes /trash/ great. But just because he lives under the lid doesn't mean he can't kick your ass on the football field. | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|LWF}} | | align=center| {{Position|LWF}} | ||
| align=center| Horse Pussy | | align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Horse Pussy'''</div> | ||
| align=center| [[File:Cat horse cat horse horse cat by planetcat.jpg|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Cat horse cat horse horse cat by planetcat.jpg|200px]] | ||
| align=center| Seemingly a staple of /trash/ ad infinitum, Horse Pussy was instantly left out by her friends at /mlp/ for being too nude and too lewd. That is, until she and the many fans she had yet to meet congregated in the /trash/. Many in /trash/ call her the reason they came... <br> to watch of course. <br> <br> *wink* *wink* | | align=center| Seemingly a staple of /trash/ ad infinitum, Horse Pussy was instantly left out by her friends at /mlp/ for being too nude and too lewd. That is, until she and the many fans she had yet to meet congregated in the /trash/. Many in /trash/ call her the reason they came... <br> to watch of course. <br> <br> *wink* *wink* | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
| align=center| Fur Shit | | align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Fur Shit'''</div> | ||
| align=center| [[File:Fur Shit.jpg|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Fur Shit.jpg|200px]] | ||
| align=center| No one would ever forget the events what transpired on April /fur/'s Day. Thousands of shitstorms, millions of keks being had. Moot gave the incoming crowd of /fur/ a nice warm welcome at the expense of /b/. And in less than 2 days, their time was purged in a flash by that same Moot. But as 4chan became more triggered by SJWs and pastel colored ponies, the furries have taken solace in the /trash/ where they've always belonged. | | align=center| No one would ever forget the events what transpired on April /fur/'s Day. Thousands of shitstorms, millions of keks being had. Moot gave the incoming crowd of /fur/ a nice warm welcome at the expense of /b/. And in less than 2 days, their time was purged in a flash by that same Moot. But as 4chan became more triggered by SJWs and pastel colored ponies, the furries have taken solace in the /trash/ where they've always belonged. | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|GK}} | | align=center| {{Position|GK}} | ||
| align=center| Great Mighty Poo | | align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Great Mighty Poo'''</div> | ||
| align=center| [[File:Great Mighty Poo.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Great Mighty Poo.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| Sweet corn is the only thing <br> that can make it through his rear. <br> Do you really think your chances <br> will survive in here? | | align=center| Sweet corn is the only thing <br> that can make it through his rear. <br> Do you really think your chances <br> will survive in here? | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|LB}} | | align=center| {{Position|LB}} | ||
| align=center| {{greentext|The Flash}} | | align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''{{greentext|The Flash}}'''</div> | ||
| align=center| [[File:Flash.jpg|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Flash.jpg|200px]] | ||
| align=center| The Flash met a gruesome fate most players don't. Faced with the penalty kick that would keep /co/'s hopes alive, he shanked it, sending it right into the trollpost, and handing /tv/ their first cup. Chants of {{greentext|the flush}} would soon follow, and /co/ removed him from the team, thus throwing him into the /trash/. But the /trash/ found use for him, and so, Barry Allen will play once more. | | align=center| The Flash met a gruesome fate most players don't. Faced with the penalty kick that would keep /co/'s hopes alive, he shanked it, sending it right into the trollpost, and handing /tv/ their first cup. Chants of {{greentext|the flush}} would soon follow, and /co/ removed him from the team, thus throwing him into the /trash/. But the /trash/ found use for him, and so, Barry Allen will play once more. | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | | align=center| {{Position|CB}} | ||
| align=center| Eggman-kun | | align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Eggman-kun'''</div> | ||
| align=center| [[File:Eggman-kun.jpg|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Eggman-kun.jpg|200px]] | ||
| align=center| The winningest player in /trash/ Hunger Games history, not to be outdone by his strange choice of attire, Eggman-kun is an icon and hero to the many avatarfags that frequent these competitions. You can rely upon both his luck and skill equally to get the job done. <br> <br> But mostly his luck, cause those starving contests are all RNG anyway, right? | | align=center| The winningest player in /trash/ Hunger Games history, not to be outdone by his strange choice of attire, Eggman-kun is an icon and hero to the many avatarfags that frequent these competitions. You can rely upon both his luck and skill equally to get the job done. <br> <br> But mostly his luck, cause those starving contests are all RNG anyway, right? |
Revision as of 19:20, 7 March 2016
Players
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Starters
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