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| align=center| {{Position|CF}}
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| align=center| Oscar the Grouch
| align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Oscar the Grouch'''</div>
| align=center| [[File:Ilovetrash.png|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Ilovetrash.png|150px]]
| align=center| Born and raised on the hard streets of Sesame, Oscar, like many Grouches, lives in a trashcan. Kids on the street would berate him for his gloomy, almost inverse attitude toward life. He personifies /trash/ to the T, always embracing what makes /trash/ great. But just because he lives under the lid doesn't mean he can't kick your ass on the football field.
| align=center| Born and raised on the hard streets of Sesame, Oscar, like many Grouches, lives in a trashcan. Kids on the street would berate him for his gloomy, almost inverse attitude toward life. He personifies /trash/ to the T, always embracing what makes /trash/ great. But just because he lives under the lid doesn't mean he can't kick your ass on the football field.
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| align=center| {{Position|LWF}}
| align=center| {{Position|LWF}}
| align=center| Horse Pussy
| align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Horse Pussy'''</div>
| align=center| [[File:Cat horse cat horse horse cat by planetcat.jpg|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Cat horse cat horse horse cat by planetcat.jpg|200px]]
| align=center| Seemingly a staple of /trash/ ad infinitum, Horse Pussy was instantly left out by her friends at /mlp/ for being too nude and too lewd. That is, until she and the many fans she had yet to meet congregated in the /trash/. Many in /trash/ call her the reason they came... <br> to watch of course. <br> <br> *wink* *wink*
| align=center| Seemingly a staple of /trash/ ad infinitum, Horse Pussy was instantly left out by her friends at /mlp/ for being too nude and too lewd. That is, until she and the many fans she had yet to meet congregated in the /trash/. Many in /trash/ call her the reason they came... <br> to watch of course. <br> <br> *wink* *wink*
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| Fur Shit
| align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Fur Shit'''</div>
| align=center| [[File:Fur Shit.jpg|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Fur Shit.jpg|200px]]
| align=center| No one would ever forget the events what transpired on April /fur/'s Day. Thousands of shitstorms, millions of keks being had. Moot gave the incoming crowd of /fur/ a nice warm welcome at the expense of /b/. And in less than 2 days, their time was purged in a flash by that same Moot. But as 4chan became more triggered by SJWs and pastel colored ponies, the furries have taken solace in the /trash/ where they've always belonged.
| align=center| No one would ever forget the events what transpired on April /fur/'s Day. Thousands of shitstorms, millions of keks being had. Moot gave the incoming crowd of /fur/ a nice warm welcome at the expense of /b/. And in less than 2 days, their time was purged in a flash by that same Moot. But as 4chan became more triggered by SJWs and pastel colored ponies, the furries have taken solace in the /trash/ where they've always belonged.
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| align=center| {{Position|GK}}
| align=center| {{Position|GK}}
| align=center| Great Mighty Poo
| align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Great Mighty Poo'''</div>
| align=center| [[File:Great Mighty Poo.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Great Mighty Poo.png|200px]]
| align=center| Sweet corn is the only thing <br> that can make it through his rear. <br> Do you really think your chances <br> will survive in here?
| align=center| Sweet corn is the only thing <br> that can make it through his rear. <br> Do you really think your chances <br> will survive in here?
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| align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| align=center| {{greentext|The Flash}}
| align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''{{greentext|The Flash}}'''</div>
| align=center| [[File:Flash.jpg|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Flash.jpg|200px]]
| align=center| The Flash met a gruesome fate most players don't. Faced with the penalty kick that would keep /co/'s hopes alive, he shanked it, sending it right into the trollpost, and handing /tv/ their first cup. Chants of {{greentext|the flush}} would soon follow, and /co/ removed him from the team, thus throwing him into the /trash/. But the /trash/ found use for him, and so, Barry Allen will play once more.
| align=center| The Flash met a gruesome fate most players don't. Faced with the penalty kick that would keep /co/'s hopes alive, he shanked it, sending it right into the trollpost, and handing /tv/ their first cup. Chants of {{greentext|the flush}} would soon follow, and /co/ removed him from the team, thus throwing him into the /trash/. But the /trash/ found use for him, and so, Barry Allen will play once more.
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Eggman-kun
| align=center| <div style="font-size: 150%">'''Eggman-kun'''</div>
| align=center| [[File:Eggman-kun.jpg|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Eggman-kun.jpg|200px]]
| align=center| The winningest player in /trash/ Hunger Games history, not to be outdone by his strange choice of attire, Eggman-kun is an icon and hero to the many avatarfags that frequent these competitions. You can rely upon both his luck and skill equally to get the job done. <br> <br> But mostly his luck, cause those starving contests are all RNG anyway, right?
| align=center| The winningest player in /trash/ Hunger Games history, not to be outdone by his strange choice of attire, Eggman-kun is an icon and hero to the many avatarfags that frequent these competitions. You can rely upon both his luck and skill equally to get the job done. <br> <br> But mostly his luck, cause those starving contests are all RNG anyway, right?

Revision as of 19:20, 7 March 2016

/trash/

Players

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starters

No. Position Name Picture Description
1
  SS
Penn Jillette
Captain
1446904817577.png Our Lord and Saviour of the /trash/, and an all-round amazing guy in real life.
Between being a stalwart Libertarian, a purveyor of exposing BULLSHIT, and a great magician and comedian alongside his best friend and partner Teller, it's only natural that Penn would add to his talents and decide to play some football.
7
  CF
Oscar the Grouch
Ilovetrash.png Born and raised on the hard streets of Sesame, Oscar, like many Grouches, lives in a trashcan. Kids on the street would berate him for his gloomy, almost inverse attitude toward life. He personifies /trash/ to the T, always embracing what makes /trash/ great. But just because he lives under the lid doesn't mean he can't kick your ass on the football field.
34
  LWF
Horse Pussy
Cat horse cat horse horse cat by planetcat.jpg Seemingly a staple of /trash/ ad infinitum, Horse Pussy was instantly left out by her friends at /mlp/ for being too nude and too lewd. That is, until she and the many fans she had yet to meet congregated in the /trash/. Many in /trash/ call her the reason they came...
to watch of course.

*wink* *wink*
10
  CMF
Fur Shit
Fur Shit.jpg No one would ever forget the events what transpired on April /fur/'s Day. Thousands of shitstorms, millions of keks being had. Moot gave the incoming crowd of /fur/ a nice warm welcome at the expense of /b/. And in less than 2 days, their time was purged in a flash by that same Moot. But as 4chan became more triggered by SJWs and pastel colored ponies, the furries have taken solace in the /trash/ where they've always belonged.
2
  GK
Great Mighty Poo
Great Mighty Poo.png Sweet corn is the only thing
that can make it through his rear.
Do you really think your chances
will survive in here?
56
  LB
>The Flash
Flash.jpg The Flash met a gruesome fate most players don't. Faced with the penalty kick that would keep /co/'s hopes alive, he shanked it, sending it right into the trollpost, and handing /tv/ their first cup. Chants of >the flush would soon follow, and /co/ removed him from the team, thus throwing him into the /trash/. But the /trash/ found use for him, and so, Barry Allen will play once more.
24
  CB
Eggman-kun
Eggman-kun.jpg The winningest player in /trash/ Hunger Games history, not to be outdone by his strange choice of attire, Eggman-kun is an icon and hero to the many avatarfags that frequent these competitions. You can rely upon both his luck and skill equally to get the job done.

But mostly his luck, cause those starving contests are all RNG anyway, right?

Rest of roster soon.