/trash/ Roster

/trash/

Players

Starter

Silver

Gold

Starters

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	SS	Penn Jillette		Our Lord and Saviour of the /trash/, and an all-round amazing guy in real life. Between being a stalwart Libertarian, a purveyor of exposing BULLSHIT, and a great magician and comedian alongside his best friend and partner Teller, it's only natural that Penn would add to his talents and decide to play some football.
7	CF	Oscar the Grouch		Born and raised on the hard streets of Sesame, Oscar, like many Grouches, lives in a trashcan. Kids on the street would berate him for his gloomy, almost inverse attitude toward life. He personifies /trash/ to the T, always embracing what makes /trash/ great. But just because he lives under the lid doesn't mean he can't kick your ass on the football field.
34	LWF	Horse Pussy		Seemingly a staple of /trash/ ad infinitum, Horse Pussy was instantly left out by her friends at /mlp/ for being too nude and too lewd. That is, until she and the many fans she had yet to meet congregated in the /trash/. Many in /trash/ call her the reason they came... to watch of course. *wink* *wink*
10	CMF	Fur Shit		No one would ever forget the events that transpired on April /fur/'s Day. Thousands of shitstorms brewed, millions of keks being had. Moot gave the incoming crowd of /fur/ a nice warm welcome at the expense of /b/. And in less than 2 days, they were purged in a flash by that same Moot. But as 4chan became more triggered by SJWs and pastel colored ponies, the furries have taken solace in the /trash/ where they've always belonged.
2	GK	Great Mighty Poo		Sweet corn is the only thing that can make it through his rear. Do you really think your chances will survive in here?
56	LB	>The Flash		The Flash met a gruesome fate most players don't. Faced with the penalty kick that would keep /co/'s hopes alive, he shanked it, sending it right into the trollpost, and handing /tv/ their first cup. Chants of >the flush would soon follow, and /co/ removed him from the team, thus throwing him into the /trash/. But the /trash/ found use for him, and so, Barry Allen will play once more.
24	CB	Eggman-kun		The winningest player in /trash/ Hunger Games history, not to be outdone by his strange choice of attire, Eggman-kun is an icon and hero to the many avatarfags that frequent these competitions. You can rely upon both his luck and skill equally to get the job done. But mostly his luck, cause those starving contests are all RNG anyway, right?
17	CB	Gook Noise		In the K-pop threads, not much music is discussed. However, the discussions are centered on the real-life K-pop idols, and not about disgusting 2D anime waifus, making the thread feel like an old fashioned /hr/ general. Gook Noise is no different, setting the stage to steal the ball and the spotlight from the other teams for the glorious pop singers of his home country.
20	RB	Scruffy		Years of cleaning up after the Planet Express crew has made him the perfect janitor for 4chan. With the Futurama series done and dusted, he became a sort of nomad, cleaning up whatever board that gave him shelter, although now he's on vacation and eating potato chips very slowly half the time.
14	CMF	Self-Induced Schizophrenia		>How dare you call my imaginary waifu imaginary! The people of the tulpa threads aren't uncommon to 4chan as a whole. But they've made a new home for themselves in the /trash/. A creatively classy cesspool, they may have lost their sanity, but at least they know they're happy.
22	CMF	Polly Polaris (ポリーポラリス)		In the Nippon Pro Baseball League, no team's mascot is more energetic and filled with HYP than the Nipponham Fighters' own Polly Polaris. A squirrel who prefers actions over words, she lets the crowd know when it's time to get hype. Always being a fierce competitor and a great sport is what makes her the perfect /trash/ mascot.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
39	GK	An Hiro		>Me? Goalkeeping? Sorry, I don't understand. It's too fast to grab ball. Yap!
11	RB	Junkman		Resident Robot Master of the team, and he lives in a giant junkyard. Also, Megaman VII is a /trash/ game, and not in the good way.
6	RB	Moved Thread		Your thread ended up here because it didn't belong on the board where you posted it. Don't complain if your thread got moved, instead read the rules to prevent this from happening in the future! In other words, your thread was shit.
75	LB	Garbodor		A visual representation of the threads /vp/ would never allow.
12	LB	Pedo Pls Go		Seriously, did you think this was a place for your loli/shota circlejerk? That shit's still not allowed, you know.
9	CB	WRECK GAR		He's only good for one thing...GARBAGE! But he's also pretty good at blocking attempts at the goal.
3	CB	You're Waifu		>SHE'S SHIT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
15	CMF	Y Not Zoidberg		Need a respectable and reliable midfielder? Why not Zoidberg? (V) ;,,; (V)
18	CMF	Not /b/ 2.0		> No, you don't understand. /b/ doesn't allow ponies! We're not just another /b/!
13	CMF	Isaac		>That game is shit kill yerself XDDDDDDDDD ~/v/
8	SS	/trash/-tan		Our lovable, filthy degenerate fat as fuck possum. Word is that she formed the roster with her bare paws by digging through a garbage bin and coming up with 22 formidable teammates. Turns out she'd been living with them the whole time.
69	SS	>Trixie sucks you're dick		Erotic Roleplay has always been a thing in /trash/. Since the beginning, /trash/'s ERP threads have been a great way to ease the tension down there. Thousands of satisfied customers can't be wrong!