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Civilization ends at the New York border
/ne/ - New England
Founded 1620 Manager Bill Belichick Owner The Kennedys IRL manager T. Winky Team colors Chat color CC0000 Red Sox Red Top scorer (0) Top assister (0) Captain WASP Website /ne/ - New England Nickname New Englanders
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /ne/  Atlanta–0  /csa/ Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Battle Hymn of the Republic AKA We won the Civil War git fucked southerners. Goal horn Dropkick Murphys - Tessie Bahston Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston Ethan Allen Ballad of the Green Mountaineers Hartford Whalers/College Hockey BRASS BONANZA Massachusetts Imperialism/Rhode Island (Everything Belongs to)The State Of Massachusetts
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK The Lake #   LB Yale #   CB The Big Dig #   CB Rhode Island is (not)a real state #   RB Harvard #   CMF L. L. Bean #   CMF Dunkin Donuts #   AMF WASP #   SS Ethan Allen #   SS Massachusetts Imperialism #   CF Bahston

No. Position Player #   GK Springfield #   CB Clam Chowder #   CB White License Plate #   CB Wicked #   CB The Kennedys #   CB Red Sox #   LB Maple Syrup #   RB Martha's Vineyard #   SS Nor'easter #   SS Tax Free Zone #   SS Hartford Whalers #   SS College Hockey

Roster Description

Player	>de scription
Bahston	100x better than the cesspool that is New York City.
WASP	"Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?" -Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
Dunkin Donuts	Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it.
L. L. Bean	Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
The Lake	It's not a Great Lake, but we think it's pretty great. It serves as a natural barrier to the uncivilized peoples to the west.
Springfield	Springfield will kill any attackers that get too close to the goal...and any of his own teammates too.
Yale	It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
The Big Dig	$22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY
Rhode Island is (not)a real state	South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins.
Harvard	The GOAT University
Ethan Allen	The drunken revolutionary who won the USA's first victory against England, by raiding the barely manned Fort Ticonderoga for its booze. He and his men then trashed the fort in a drunken rage when troops from Massachusetts showed up and asked them to actually do work.
Massachusetts Imperialism	People in the rest of New England complain about Massachusetts on a daily basis. People in Massachusetts barely remember New England has other states.
Clam Chowder	If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you.
White License Plate	It's either a Masshole who might accidentally run you over, a Quebecois who might run you over on purpose, or if you're lucky, just the police.
Wicked	Slang for "awesome"
The Kennedys	They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_;
Red Sox	People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April.
Nor'easter	Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real.
Maple Syrup	That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that?
Tax Free Zone	New Hampshire has no sales tax. 99% of all items over $1000 are purchased there.
Hartford Whalers	Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
College Hockey	It's a big fucking deal man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash?
Martha's Vineyard	The only place nice enough for the President of the United States' permanent vacation home.