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{{sq start player |no=|pos=LB |name={{tt|The Rosenthals|Yes, they are Jewish. Yes, they had a shitload of companies here, but they overjewed themselves and are now going to jail.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=LB |name={{tt|The Rosenthals|Yes, they are Jewish. Yes, they had a shitload of companies here, but they overjewed themselves and are now going to jail.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Murder capital of the world|We have long held this dubious honor until Caracas and Venezuela altogether took it away from us.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Murder capital of the world|We have long held this dubious honor until Caracas and Venezuela altogether took it away from us.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh Maya heritaye|Even though it's located really close to the border to Guatemala, Copán gives us the honor of being descendants from the Mayans.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh Maya heritage|Even though it's located really close to the border to Guatemala, Copán gives us the honor of being descendants from the Mayans.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
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{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|The $15 Baleada|A baleada is a street food that you can get for around $1, but in the Government's luxury resort, Indura, there's a luxury version of it that goes for a staggering $15.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|The $15 Baleada|A baleada is a street food that you can get for around $1, but in the Government's luxury resort, Indura, there's a luxury version of it that goes for a staggering $15.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Aristides Soto|A journalist that was found dead in his hotel room after finding out the 2002 World Cup qualifier game against Trinidad was thrown out on purpose.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh reconciliation|The coup happened, get fucked socialists.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|{{tt|Xiomara >a real candidate|We all knew she was going to be her husband's puppet}}}}.}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|{{tt|Xiomara >a real candidate|We all knew she was going to be her husband's puppet}}}}.}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Dirty chicken|The local way to call fried chicken served with plantain slices, them germs give it a special flavor. If you haven't eaten it at least once, leave this country ASAP.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Dirty chicken|The local way to call fried chicken served with plantain slices, them germs give it a special flavor. If you haven't eaten it at least once, leave this country ASAP.}}}}

Revision as of 03:58, 14 July 2016

/hnd/
What else can we do about it?
Hnd logo.png
/hnd/ - Honduras
Founded September 15th, 1821
Manager Billy Joya
Owner Juan Orlando Hernández
IRL manager Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3
Team colors
Chat color 2956B2
Cerulean
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain
Website /hnd/ - Honduras
Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Tap Zap

Goal horn Sopa de Caracol - Banda Blanca
Kits


A team that probably won't get a chance to play but a good remedy to cure this terminal case of autism.

No. Position Player
  GK
4th Ballot
  LB
The Rosenthals
  CB
Murder capital of the world
  CB
Muh Maya heritage
  RB
The Football War
  DMF
Tiburcio Carias
  LMF
FUCKING TOLL BOOTHS
  AMF
Palmerola
  AMF
Salvador Nasralla
  RMF
The Parade Girl
9
  SS
Roberto Micheletti
No. Position Player
  GK
Milton "Chocolate" Flores
  LB
The $15 Baleada
  LB
Hurricane Mitch
  CB
Muh reconciliation
  CB
>Xiomara >a real candidate.
  CB
Dirty chicken
  RB
Juan Tortilla
  RB
Muh Globo TV
  LMF
olimpiawinslol
  LMF
You never know.
  RMF
White city
  RMF
El Chele

Music Corner