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{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|2001 nevar forget|The team that knocked out Huezil at the Copa America and then failed to beat Trinidad in their own home}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|2001 nevar forget|The team that knocked out Huezil at the Copa America and then failed to beat Trinidad in their own home}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|The $15 Baleada|A baleada is a street food that you can get for around $1, but in the Government's luxury resort, Indura, there's a luxury version of it that goes for a staggering $15.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|>UTH|Attention UTH students, due to a cloud appearing near our facilities, we must inform you that this semester has been canceled, you may pick up your diploma at the reception.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh reconciliation|The coup happened, get fucked socialists.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh reconciliation|The coup happened, get fucked socialists.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|{{tt|Xiomara >a real candidate|We all knew she was going to be her husband's puppet}}}}.}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|{{tt|Xiomara >a real candidate|We all knew she was going to be her husband's puppet}}}}.}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Dirty chicken|The local way to call fried chicken served with plantain slices, them germs give it a special flavor. If you haven't eaten it at least once, leave this country ASAP.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Conejo Island|This triggers the Salvadorian}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|Juan Tortilla|One of the many names given by the opposition to our current president, whose economic growth plans involve giving eco stoves to rural women so they can sell corn tortillas.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|Juan Tortilla|One of the many names given by the opposition to our current president, whose economic growth plans involve giving eco stoves to rural women so they can sell corn tortillas.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name={{tt|Muh Globo TV|A well known leftist channel was shut down recently due to them not meeting up to the regulator's standards, this prompted them to pull out the Muh Big Bad Government boogeyman}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name={{tt|Muh Globo TV|A well known leftist channel was shut down recently due to them not meeting up to the regulator's standards, this prompted them to pull out the Muh Big Bad Government boogeyman}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|You never know|A common saying here, the way it goes is 'You never know, said Chelato.' attributing this quote to the former NT manager José de la Paz Herrera aka Chelato, for saying 'You never know' so many god damned times}}.}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|You never know|A common saying here, the way it goes is 'You never know, said Chelato.' attributing this quote to the former NT manager José de la Paz Herrera aka Chelato, for saying 'You never know' so many god damned times}}.}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|Tigo Taser|The customer service over at phone carrier Tigo is something shocking, quite literally.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|Tigo Taser|The customer service over at phone carrier Tigo is an electrifying experience, quite literally.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|El Chele|On every Honduran group of friends or coworkers, there's always the one they call 'El Chele' which means 'White Guy', even if he's browner than brown.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|El Chele|On every Honduran group of friends or coworkers, there's always the one they call 'El Chele' which means 'White Guy', even if he's browner than brown.}}}}
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Revision as of 04:34, 19 August 2016

/hnd/
What else can we do about it?
Hnd logo.png
/hnd/ - Honduras
Founded September 15th, 1821
Manager Billy Joya
Owner Juan Orlando Hernández
IRL manager Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3
Team colors
Chat color 2956B2
Cerulean
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain
Website /hnd/ - Honduras
Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Tap Zap
Goal horn Sopa de Caracol - Banda Blanca
Kits


A team that probably won't get a chance to play but a good remedy to cure this terminal case of autism.

No. Position Player
  GK
4th Ballot
  LB
The Rosenthals
  CB
Murder capital of the world
  CB
Muh Maya heritage
  RB
The Football War
  DMF
Tiburcio Carias
  LMF
THANKS ENEE
  AMF
Palmerola
  AMF
Salvador Nasralla
  RMF
The Parade Girl
9
  SS
Roberto Micheletti
No. Position Player
  GK
2001 nevar forget
  LB
>UTH
  LB
Hurricane Mitch
  CB
Muh reconciliation
  CB
>Xiomara >a real candidate.
  CB
Conejo Island
  RB
Juan Tortilla
  RB
Muh Globo TV
  LMF
olimpiawinslol
  LMF
You never know.
  RMF
Tigo Taser
  RMF
El Chele

Music Corner

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