/s4s/ Roster

The official roster of [s4s]. WIP: Very bare-bones at the moment, will be updated over time.

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Starter

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Gold

Current Roster

Goalkeepers

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Swaglord		Best mod on all of 4chan, sometimes posts in Comic Sans and Papyruse
	#fortune		Your Fortune: Godly Goalkeeping
	Walruse		Expecting a description? Too bad, you've been walrused.

Defenders

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	le millenom girl		le millenom girl, le millenom girl
	wew lad		wew
	:^)		Nothing is mean if it has a cheeky smiley at the end :^)
	Frontpage Chaika		The starting roster of [s4s] is the front page of virtual memeball. Who better than Chaika to occupy it? CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE!
	Dubs		Check 'em.
	BAVI		Birds are not very important. Birds are VERY important.
	Flowre		/s4s/'s resident bruiser, brought in whenever the team needs to show their opponent who's boss in the most physical manner possible (before getting immediately ejected). She leaves all her violence on the pitch, however, and is a nice, quiet meme whenever she's not in play.
	Ebin		simbly ebin :DDDDDD
	Doge		wow such defense many bench
	Donut Man		One of [s4s]'s first ebin memes, he devours the opponent's strikers like he devours his powdered-sugar-covered donuts. Benched for failing to trim the weight gained from excessive consumption of donuts.
	Youd Be Surprise		Expecting a hot girl? Youd be surprise

Midfielders

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Awoo~		awoo~
	The Teeth Girl		the teeth girl
	Nice Grill		THIS IS BEARY NICE BOARD RUDEPOSTERS PLS GO
	Keksandra		Best tan. NOT FOR LEWD :^)
	Ass		Ass
	Snek Court		Snek Court is now in session
	D A N K M E M E S		"Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to BROWSE DANK MEMES." The whole reason for [s4s]'s existence, D A N K M E M E S is personified by the Gnome Child character from Runescape.

Forwards

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Topkek		[s4s]'s first and best ebic meem :^D
	Patrick Bateman		In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Reserves

Position	Name	Picture	Description
n/a	Introducing		Introducing
n/a	Shrek		Shrek is dreck
n/a	Yee		Yee joins the reserves after being voted off the roster before the 2017 4Chan Winter Cup
n/a	Cowe		Cowe trots onto the pitch!
n/a	qeq		qeq
	*blocks your path*		*blocks your path*
n/a	Jack Ruselel		Jack Ruselel
n/a	Bury Smolhead		smol
n/a	Bury Ebil		ebil
n/a	Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?		Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand... HERE! BOING! AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway! S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!