/sp/ Roster

STILL A FEW CHANGES TO BE MADE

The official /sp/ roster, now 99% up to date

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Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
1	>de gay		>de scription	N/A	—
85	DA BURRS		As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper DA BURRS has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012, 2013 Summer Cup and 2014 Winter Cup Group Stages. DA BURRS' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut.	N/A	—
8	Clark the Cub		>implying I know who this is	N/A	—

Defenders

Centre-Backs
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
23	Lelbron		Back to Back Hips	N/A	—
25	Tony Kornheiser		As one of the most experienced members of the /sp/ squad, Kornheiser commands a lot of admiration and respect from the team's younger players. His humorous and knowledgeable personality merged with a burning desire to prove that he isn't yesterday's news mean that he is a great player to have in the /sp/ defense.	N/A
14	MVP		Ladies and Gentleman, your 2014 Winter Cup MVP	N/A	—
12	>us 12s		>sustained yelling	N/A	—
15	Teboq		The former hero of /sp/, known for his patented TEBOQ TIME, was removed from the team due to mechanical flaws in his game, but by the grace of God is back to help bring home the trophy for the GOATS.	N/A	—
70	Orson Welles		AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT	N/A	—
Full-Backs
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
18	18-1		It has been implied by some of the more callous members of the media that 18-1 is "damaged goods" after he choked in an extremely important game a few years ago. However, despite the reservations of some of the fans, and the fear that he could bring a losing mentality to the team, the /sp/ management decided to sign him up. Since signing for the GOATS, 18-1 has been on a mission to prove his critics wrong, turning in a series of fine performances in the /sp/ defence.	N/A
2	Jagsguy		Being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Jagsguy has suffered a lot of sporting heartache over the years. However, if there's one thing he knows, it's what a losing team looks like. This knowledge has proved useful to the /sp/ management as it has allowed them to make changes to the team when things aren't going so well. Jagsguy is also a great player to have in the squad as he is very eager to prove himself. He holds the belief that if some of the players on the Jaguars team can be professional athletes, then he can too. This desire to reach the top has seen him become a fans' favourite in the few appearances that he's made for the /sp/ GOATS.	N/A	—
3	DRTWWWTTATY		I would like to remind you all, dear posters and lurkers of the 4chan /sp/-board, that this year all three trophies depicted in the attached digital photographic image will leave our possession only for the amount of time that it will take to award them to us again, and that not a single thing save higher powers, like intervention by The Lord Almighty, will be able to prevent us from reaching this goal, as we are objectively the current best football team on this wonderful little planet we call earth.	N/A	—
97	The Archiver		97 pages... 97 pages of the purest form of autism	N/A	—

Midfield

Central Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
99	>Furpuck		Something about Hockey	N/A
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13	Potlel		lel
Defensive Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
45	Based Deng		THANK YOU BASED DENG
4	>Schalke		>Schalke
43	BTFO		DMF's gettin BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Attacking Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
50	USA USA USA		USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
6	>Moyes		One of the newest additions to the squad, his popularity on /sp/ skyrocketed when he was announced as the new Manchester United manager, his brilliant tactics are well known across /sp/, with people spamming >moyes to let everyone know what a great move or cross just happened
7	George Costanza		> 2011+3 >betting against The Walking Blooter Factory >ISHYGDDT			—

Centre Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Boots	Card(s)
10	Messi		Messi is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his 6th (7th?) major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, Messi is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play.