/s4s/ Roster

The official roster of [s4s]. WIP.

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Current Roster

Goalkeepers

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?		Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand... HERE! BOING! AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway! S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
	Walruse		THIS IS BEARY NICE NET RUDESCORERS PLS GO

Defenders

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	BAVI		Birds are not very important. Birds are VERY important.
	Cowe		Cowe trots onto the pitch!
	Ojamajo Doremi		Ojamajo Doremi
	wew lad		wew
	Frontpage Chaika		CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE!
	le millenom girl		le millenom girl
	Ebin		simbly ebin :DDDDDD
	Ass		Stephen Pinker

Midfielders

Name	Picture	Description
	Keksandra		Best tan. NOT FOR LEWD :^)
	Nice Grill		Bury pink, bury nice.
	Swaglord		Best mod on all of 4chan, sometimes posts in Comic Sans and Papyruse
	ses		suddenly ses
	The Teeth Girl		the teeth girl
	:^)		Nothing is mean if it has a cheeky smiley at the end :^)
	D A N K M E M E S		"Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to BROWSE DANK MEMES." The whole reason for [s4s]'s existence, D A N K M E M E S is personified by the Gnome Child character from Runescape.

Forwards

Position	Name	Picture	Description
	Topkek		[s4s]'s first and best ebic meem :^D
	Patrick Bateman		In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
	Flowre		>implying she won't get carded immediately
	Youd be suprise		Expecting a hot girl? Youd be surprise

Reserves

Position	Name	Picture	Description
n/a	#fortune		Your Fortune: Godly Reservist
n/a	Shrek		Shrek is dreck
n/a	Yee		Yee joins the reserves after being voted off the roster before the 2017 4Chan Winter Cup
n/a	Doge		wow such defense many bench
n/a	qeq		qeq
n/a	Jack Ruselel		Jack Ruselel
n/a	Bury Smolhead		smol
n/a	Bury Ebil		ebil
n/a	Donut Man		One of [s4s]'s first ebin memes, he devours the opponent's strikers like he devours his powdered-sugar-covered donuts. Relegated to the reserves for failing to trim the weight gained from excessive consumption of donuts.
n/a	Dubs		Check 'em.
n/a	Gippo Dudee		Today he will remind them.
n/a	Introducing		Introducing Introducing
n/a	Bune Raven		Not a meme.
n/a	Cool Shirts Guy		After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy.
n/a	Fef		Top fef
n/a	JEJ		JEJ