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|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Reserve'''
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<h3>Reserves</h3>
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|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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|align="center" | '''how old?'''
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|align="center" | '''RGKnee'''
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|align="center" | '''Cornball'''
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|align="center" | '''Le Ibra Faec'''
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|align="center" | '''Who /a/ here?'''
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|align="center" | '''an horse'''
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|align="center" | '''Wobbler'''
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|align="center" | '''VETTELWINSLOL'''
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|align="center" | '''Is Flacco Elite?'''
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|align="center" | '''/trb/'''
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|align="center" | '''Longthrows:20'''
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|align="center" | '''EBAM'''
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|align="center" | '''Lad Banter'''
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|align="center" | '''Goatface'''
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|align="center" | '''eatdatpussy445'''
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|align="center" | '''Vaughncouver'''
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|align="center" | '''Tony Reali'''
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|align="center" | '''Kobr'''
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|align="center" | '''negrito'''
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|align="center" | '''Michael Wilbon'''
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|align="center" | '''RONALDO-SAMA'''
|Truly the best player in the world of football, behind Messi of course

Revision as of 16:59, 13 March 2014

STILL A FEW CHANGES TO BE MADE

The official /sp/ roster, now 99% up to date

Sub Starter Silver Gold


Goalkeeper

No. Name Picture Description Playing Style Card(s)
1 >de gay De-gay.jpg >de scription N/A —
85 DA BURRS DA-BURRS.jpg As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper DA BURRS has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012, 2013 Summer Cup and 2014 Winter Cup Group Stages. DA BURRS' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut. N/A —
8 Clark the Cub Clark-the-cub.jpg 1. Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose.
2. TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose.

3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams.
4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.
5. Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice.
6. Harry Caray was born… and died. Incredible, but true.
7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.
8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.
9. Sixteen US presidents were elected.
10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.
11. Prohibition was created, and repealed.
12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.
13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.
14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.
15. A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held.
16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.
17. Bell bottoms came in style, went out of style, and came back in style.
18. The Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Florida Marlins have ALL won the World Series.
19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.
20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New Mexico were added to the Union.

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Defenders

Centre-Backs

No. Name Picture Description Playing Style Card(s)
23 Lelbron Lelbron.jpg Back to Back Hips N/A —
25 Tony Kornheiser Tony-Kornheiser.jpg As one of the most experienced members of the /sp/ squad, Kornheiser commands a lot of admiration and respect from the team's younger players. His humorous and knowledgeable personality merged with a burning desire to prove that he isn't yesterday's news mean that he is a great player to have in the /sp/ defense. N/A
14 MVP MVP.jpg Ladies and Gentleman, your 2014 Winter Cup MVP N/A —
12 >us 12s Us-12s.jpg You can't lose when it's 11 on 12 N/A —
15 Teboq Teboq.jpg The former hero of /sp/, known for his patented TEBOQ TIME, was removed from the team due to mechanical flaws in his game, but by the grace of God is back to help bring home the trophy for the GOATS. N/A —
70 Orson Welles Orson-welles.jpg AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT N/A —

Full-Backs

No. Name Picture Description Playing Style Card(s)
18 18-1 18and1.jpg It has been implied by some of the more callous members of the media that 18-1 is "damaged goods" after he choked in an extremely important game a few years ago. However, despite the reservations of some of the fans, and the fear that he could bring a losing mentality to the team, the /sp/ management decided to sign him up. Since signing for the GOATS, 18-1 has been on a mission to prove his critics wrong, turning in a series of fine performances in the /sp/ defence. N/A
2 Jagsguy Jagsguy.jpg Being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Jagsguy has suffered a lot of sporting heartache over the years. However, if there's one thing he knows, it's what a losing team looks like. This knowledge has proved useful to the /sp/ management as it has allowed them to make changes to the team when things aren't going so well. Jagsguy is also a great player to have in the squad as he is very eager to prove himself. He holds the belief that if some of the players on the Jaguars team can be professional athletes, then he can too. This desire to reach the top has seen him become a fans' favourite in the few appearances that he's made for the /sp/ GOATS. N/A —
3 DRTWWWTTATY DRTWWWTTATY.jpg I would like to remind you all, dear posters and lurkers of the 4chan /sp/-board, that this year all three trophies depicted in the attached digital photographic image will leave our possession only for the amount of time that it will take to award them to us again, and that not a single thing save higher powers, like intervention by The Lord Almighty, will be able to prevent us from reaching this goal, as we are objectively the current best football team on this wonderful little planet we call earth. N/A —
97 The Archiver Archiver.jpg 97 pages... 97 pages of the purest form of autism N/A —

Midfield

Central Midfield

No. Name Picture Description Playing Style Card(s)
99 >Furpuck Furpuck.jpg Something about Hockey N/A
9 >TORRES TORRES.jpg TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES N/A
13 Potlel Potlel.jpg help! potlel is trapped on the bench! only dubs will save him!

Defensive Midfield

No. Name Picture Description Playing Style Card(s)
45 Based Deng TYBD.jpg THANK YOU BASED DENG
4 >Schalke Schalke.png >Schalke
43 BTFO BTFO.jpg DMF's gettin BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Attacking Midfield

No. Name Picture Description Playing Style Card(s)
50 USA USA USA USA USA USA.jpg USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
6 >Moyes David-Moyes.png One of the newest additions to the squad, his popularity on /sp/ skyrocketed when he was announced as the new Manchester United manager, his brilliant tactics are well known across /sp/, with people spamming >moyes to let everyone know what a great move or cross just happened
7 George Costanza George-Costanza.png > 2011+3 >betting against The Walking Blooter Factory >ISHYGDDT —

Centre Forwards

No. Name Picture Description Boots Card(s)
10 Messi Lionel-Messi.jpg Messi is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his 6th (7th?) major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, Messi is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play.



Reserve

Reserves

No. Name Description
how old?
RGKnee
Cornball
Le Ibra Faec
Who /a/ here?
an horse
Wobbler
VETTELWINSLOL
Is Flacco Elite?
/trb/
Longthrows:20
EBAM
Lad Banter
Goatface
eatdatpussy445
Vaughncouver
Tony Reali
Kobr
negrito
Michael Wilbon
RONALDO-SAMA Truly the best player in the world of football, behind Messi of course
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