/pmmm/ Roster

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Starting 11

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
4	GK	Guantanamo Bay			A giant shield probably is a good way to block incoming goals. Having various instruments of torture inside said shield probably makes for an even better psychological deterrent.
9	CB	RenaKasu			I-it’s not like I wanted to play divegrass or anything! You were just so pathetic on the field, so I had to help. Don’t waste my power, okay?
69	CB	Date Rapist Chouseiya-san			Renowned amongst Kamihama for being a predatory alpha dyke who >adjusts soul gems as a hobby. Her sexual advances will surely intimidate the other players, friend and foe alike.
41	LB	ORIKO was right			So we put her on the left. Hopefully she’ll play ball instead of trying to kill Madoka.
33	RB	Lolibaba Science Goblin			She may never achieve her dream of being a sexy lady, but perhaps she can gain popularity through divegrass fame.
1	DMF	Eroha			A rookie magical girl whose feats involve wearing full-body pantyhose and seducing a college woman. Surely that makes her qualified to play divegrass, no?
10	CMF	Gorilla Leader			A charge gorilla who is the leader of Team Gorilla, which includes RenaKasu (accele gorilla) and Fuyuyu (anti-water gorilla).
23	CMF	>300 Magia Chips		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	You should have pre-registered. Moemura will definitely save Madoka from the qualifiers, no matter how many times it takes.
21	AMF	Easy Mode Support			PVE isn’t difficult, but when you want to clear an event >challenge on auto, Madoka will make it so that you don’t even have to play the game.
2	SS	AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs			A college age meguca veteran with more than her fair share of admirers. Is the victim of the sexual advances of a JC slut. OFFICIAL DIVEGRASS LEGBREAK COUNT: 0
26	CF	5v1 me, faggot			Who needs a full team of level 100s when you can wipe a team with just one and a full set of limit broken memoria?

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
8	GK	Gacha RNG Salt			rolling gacha is suffering playing divegrass is suffering
18	CB	Sweet Water Guy			Having the waterboy on the sidelines is inefficient, so why not keep him on the sub bench?
3	CB	5/10 Fried Rice			Hopefully her divegrass skills are better than her utterly average cooking skills.
11	CB	Fuyuyu			Despite being a member of Team Gorilla, she only has 2 blast disks. But at least she gorilla-fies against water types.
12	RB	Chinese Wolverine			At least she isn’t the lowest quality Chinese knockoff.
28	LB	Achishi			It took a lot of convincing for Konoha to accept that Ayame wouldn’t randomly die while playing divegrass.
7	DMF	Midriff Fetish			Aoki Ume has injected her perversions so deeply into this game that even the characters not designed by her feature her fetishization. Truly, she is unstoppable.
25	CMF	Headless Mami			Mami heard that her head was being used as a ball to play divegrass, so... wait, how did she even hear that without a head?
24	CMF	Mysterious heroine of 0% gacha rate			Why would you even want Sayaka on your team? That’s just asking for disaster.
5	CMF	Shonenshitter			One of the various cancers that are killing /a/.
35	AMF	Lesbian Shinigami			She had you collect tens of thousands of pencils and thousands of notebooks, just so she could write about her girlfriend. All according to keikaku.
39	AMF	A World of Bullshit			*dodges your attacks* *teleports behind you* *unsheathes magia* Heh, nothin' personnel, kid...