/hato/

/hato/
Keeping Russia out, America in, and brainlets down.
/hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO
Founded February 19th, 2019 IRL manager OmniO Team colors Chat color 667dd1 NATO Light Blue Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Fuck Argies Website /hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem TBD Victory Anthem TBD Goal horn TBD Player X Horn TBD
Kits

Created solely for the purpose of keeping  /blyat/ in check, /hato/ keeps the world safe from the threat of commies, slavs, and cheap vodka.

Until World War III, anyways.

Roster text and images WIP while I update the aesthetics

Lineup

No. Position Player 11   GK Kraut Space Magic 4   CB 1 Star MG 75   CB PTSD 50   LB >A >FUCKING >LEAF 6   RB (((Greatest Ally))) 19   DMF TWO WORLD WARS 9   DMF No Stoppan Power 16   CMF Jack Daniels 5   AMF Gorilla Warfare 69   SS xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx 82   CF Fuck Argies

No. Position Player 17   CB Fantasy Heroes 3   CB Sorry Belgium 1   LB Sniper Wolf 49   RB Buyfag 67   DMF Is That a FAMAS? 85   DMF Quality Control 20   CMF Tactical Tuna 36   CMF Angry Meido 41   AMF HKM4 23   AMF Offensive Handgun 90   SS RUSH B 2   CF 2B

Top row, left to right: Kraut Space Magic, 1 Star MG, TWO WORLD WARS, No Stoppan Power, PTSD, Fuck Argies. Bottom row: (((Greatest Ally))), >A >FUCKING >LEAF, xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx, Jack Daniels, Gorilla Warfare

Exports

Exports follow Semantic Versioning. When loading, major version numbers must match, eg. 3.X

Aesthetics	Audio	Tactical	Pastebin
v3.1 All versions	v3.0	v3.1 All versions	v3.0

Roster

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WIP.

Goalkeepers

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	Official Art	In-PES Character Model
11	GK	Kraut Space Magic		Before joining /gfg/, Sleepo Beepo was busy serving in the Kraut Space Force, keeping the stars safe from the Red Menace. Its special ammunition was definitely a factor in the G11 not being adopted due to "lack of possibility for NATO standardization". Which is kind of the point. Back text: LIKE CLOCKWORK		File:Hato ass ksm.png

Defense

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	Official Art	In-PES Character Model
4	CB	1 Star MG		Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS...		File:Hato ass 1starmg.png
75	CB	PTSD		After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over. But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT		File:Hato ass ptsd.png
17	CB	Fantasy Heroes		A shitty mobage stole Glock 17's art. Pic Back text: DEMON RISING		File:Hato ass fantasy.png
3	CB	Sorry Belgium		In a room full of FN management, some displaced or wounded by the Nazis, a senior German ranking officer asked for a production licence to manufacture FALs within West Germany. They said no. Back text: WE SAID SORRY		File:Hato ass belg.png
50	LB	>A >FUCKING >LEAF		Holds the world record for longest sniper kill at 3,540 metres. Made in America, but the shooter was... you guessed it. Back text: WORLD RECORD		File:Hato ass afl.png
1	LB	Sniper Wolf				File:Hato ass sw.png
6	RB	(((Greatest Ally)))		Back text: BROS...		File:Hato ass ga.png
49	RB	Buyfag				File:Hato ass buyf.png

Midfield

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	Official Art	In-PES Character Model
19	DMF	TWO WORLD WARS		Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS...		File:Hato ass tww.png
9	DMF	No Stoppan Power				File:Hato ass nsp.png
67	DMF	is that a famas				File:Hato ass famas.png
85	DMF	Quality Control				File:Hato ass qc.png
16	CMF	Jack Daniels		Back text: BROS...		File:Hato ass jd.png
20	CMF	Tactical Tuna				File:Hato ass tt.png
36	CMF	Angry Meido		Back text: BROS...		File:Hato ass angry.png
5	AMF	Gorilla Warfare				File:Hato ass gw.png
41	AMF	HKM4				File:Hato ass hkm4.png
23	AMF	Offensive Handgun				File:Hato ass offh.png

Forwards

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	Official Art	In-PES Character Model
69	SS	xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx		Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS...		File:Hato ass 360.png
90	SS	RUSH B		After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over. That she wouldn't have to watch greenhorns being torn to shreds, their bodies dismantled for spare parts. But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT		File:Hato ass rushb.png
82	CF	Fuck Argies				File:Hato ass fal.png
2	CF	2B				File:Hato ass 2b.png