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Starters
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No.
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Name
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Face
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Description
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10
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Leaf Girl
(Captain)
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A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The >Great >White North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
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11
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Queen
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As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
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08
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BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
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IT'S CALLED SOCCER YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
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09
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Alzheimers
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let someone with alzheimers score anything
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7
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Bat Loli
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A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/-tan is the adorable personification of /bant/.
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6
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Borche
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This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
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5
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Kot
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/bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any pooftah that dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that pooftah, Kot!
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4
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Aussie Girl
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The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field.
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3
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the fishe
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Our Queen's favorite food and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory.
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2
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Morning Leader
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Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
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1
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Toothpaste Kagari
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Bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face.
It is required to get octas before you score on her.
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Substitutes
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No.
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Name
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Face
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Description
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23
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Plague Doctor
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Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
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22
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Burdo
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Burdo is an action-loving slick dude and rumored to be a blackbelt in tae-spur-do. His sick shades and fashionable facial hair is guaranteed to leave his opponents in a cloud of smoke.
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20
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Redpilled Haircuts
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Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to get one.
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21
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le dank forced face
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The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
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19
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>romania
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/bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
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18
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Bant Plant
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/bant/'s first forced meme.
Somehow it managed to convince us that it's better as a Left Midfielder rather than a Defensive Midfielder.
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17
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an*Mefags
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an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
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16
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Okay, Real Talk
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Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I blame all the autistic managers for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, Grill !!f0jyzNGZJZ3 for his shit tactics, and EternalFlip !!57l0cbOWbkI who types shit on a piece of paper and calls it "managing."
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15
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Simon
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The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
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14
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Isle of Manlet
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Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.
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13
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Average Brit
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An accurate representation of the average citizen of the United Kingdom. Few object to it's legitimacy.
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12
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FUCK OFF POOFTAHS
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The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.
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Retired
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No.
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Name
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Face
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Description
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18
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Coke & Peanuts
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G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G .
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20
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Happy Lizard
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The symbol of comfy on /bant/, now rests in the team boarding house with the other /bant/ pets.
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22
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I'M GOING GHOST
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This guy is dead. It only makes sense.
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21
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Rooki
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>/bant/
>taking me off the roster
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20
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anime
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A spam staple in /bant/'s early years. The doggo now rests comfortably by the fire back home.
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19
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Blepe
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After his green cousin "died", Blepe rose to power until people realized that Matt Furie can go suck a dick. Then /bant/ also realized that frogposters can suck a dick, so they kicked Blepe out.
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13
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frens
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Sadly, frens could not make even one frens after his [r9k] brothers garnered hatred on the board.
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15
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egge
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Utsuho-san ate it
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18
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/pol/'s trashcan
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This is no secret to those who have encountered the annoyingly common Unpaid Intern. But this one takes the cake.
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17
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Johnny Bravo
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Johnny was sent back to /co/ for his CalArts treatment, it is unknown if he may ever return.
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15
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Polish Cat
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The meme of the infamous toilet plungers. The fat cat now rests next to the dog in the team's home.
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14
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Flag of /bant/
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Nobody knows /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies over the team house.
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13
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Cat of All Time
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Objectively one of the cat of all time. But not for PES. It is now one of the team's many pets.
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20
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Swedish Fish
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We ate them all. No, seriously.
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12
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Boss Raid
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A beloved /bant/ pasttime, but now it sits in the drawer like all of the other abandoned software.
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