| Name
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Number
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Position
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Image
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Description
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| STARTERS
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| HOWEVER
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55
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Yes, well done Slytherin, well done. HOWEVER, I'm going to award Gryffindor arbitrary points because I feel like it lol eat shit and die.
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| LYNCHED
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2
|
|
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>not understanding thought-provking and masterful Lynchkino
LYNCHED
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| Problem Child 2
|
89
|
|
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The greatest film of all time.
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| Classic Paul Dano
|
8
|
|
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Classic.
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| Rick Deckard
|
49
|
|
|
LONELY AND HORNY.
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| Sneed's Feed and Seed
|
6
|
|
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The greatest meme of all time, and the destroyer of (((comfy Simpson's threads))) (formerly reddit outposts).
|
| Gul Dukat
|
9
|
|
|
MAKE CARDASSIA GREAT AGAIN
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| Real Human Being
|
1
|
|
|
And a real hero.
|
Sheev 
|
66
|
|
|
UUUUUUUUUUUNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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| Brendan Fraser
|
11
|
|
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Officially unJUSTed on January 31, 2019, but still JUSTed as a striker (fuck you Pentacks).
|
| FOR YOU
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4U
|
|
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U U U U
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| SUBSTITUTES
|
| High Ground
|
12
|
|
|
He has the physical high ground, as well as the moral high ground. It's like pottery.
|
| Watch It Chrissy
|
13
|
|
|
YOU'D BETTER WATCH IT, ANON.
|
| Anatoly Dyatlov
|
36
|
|
|
"How many goals have we conceded per game?"
"3.6 per game, but that's as high as PES..."
"3.6...not great, not terrible."
Dyatlov did nothing wrong, fuck you CCCP.
|
| Cinema Falcon
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16
|
|
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>he doesn't watch kinos at the local kinoplex with his support falcon
Fuck off, plebeian.
|
| >Rotten Tomatoes
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98
|
|
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>seriously thinking Rotten Tomatoes isn't bribed by the corporations to ensure fresh ratings on the Tomatometer
>implying you can take them seriously after a +90% rating for TLJ
>Black Panther is apparently the greatest film of all time
|
| Birthday Snatcher
|
99
|
|
|
What did Seagal mean by this?
|
| Goold Fucking Shits
|
14
|
|
|
Marky Mark's new fight.
|
| Kinoplex Robert
|
19
|
|
|
"Back so soon, anon? Thank your lucky stars. The no-singles policy has made an exemption just for you."
>"H-heh, thanks, Robert. One ticket to Hobbs & Shaw, please."
"Sounds like you're ready to get litty. I've got your crab legs with extra butter ready for you."
>"You're the man, Robert."
"Don't mention it, anon. Enjoy your kino and keep your ears peeled for the drawing of today's designated shooter."
|
| K I N O
|
10
|
|
|
ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINOGRAPHY.
|
| Dan "I don't feel so good" Schneider
|
15
|
|
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AKA Dan "Toes Are The Best On The Lolita Express" Schneider.
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| I'M GONNA SAY IT
|
5
|
|
|
*HUFF HUFF* I'VE GOT *HUFF HUFF* A JOKE FOR YOU, MURRAY... *HUFF HUFF* WHAT'S 13%...BUT ALSO HALF? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S 13% AND *HUFF HUFF* ALSO HALF! A FUCKING N-
|
| Really, Raimi?
|
23
|
|
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>"That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you after he fucked you up the asshole, pozzed you and prolapsed your colon, you fucking disgusting AIDS vector vermin?"
Holy fucking shit, Raimi. I get it, it was a different time, but REALLY?
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