/sp/
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Sports
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/sp/ - Sports
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Founded
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Spring 2015
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IRL manager
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Managerless
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Team colors
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Extra team color
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Chat color
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002C73 Deep Blue
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Ranking
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Unranked
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Highest rank
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Unranked (N/A)
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Lowest rank
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Unranked (N/A)
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Top scorer
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Wade Davis (8)
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Top assister
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Wade Davis Bumble Pepe GETPD (4)
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Captain
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Wade Davis
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Website
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/sp/ - Sports
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Nickname
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/sp/artans
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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2
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1
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3
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6
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33.33%
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Elite Cup
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Babby Cup
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Team music
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Kits
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Another founding sixteen member, the /sp/artans of /sp/ have definitely been one of the more entertaining teams in the Infinity Cup. After an unforgettable opening against Template:Team in Infinity Cup I that came down to penalties and ultimately went to /sp/, /sp/ has not let off the gas pedal (although their performance has waned). In their quarterfinals match against Template:Team, which set a record for most goals in one match, /sp/ at one point lead by three goals off of a Wade Davis hat trick. A lackluster second half performance cost /sp/, however; /christian/ rallied to score seven goals while Davis was shut down and the remaining /sp/ front six put up just three, and /christian/ came away with a 10-8 win to eliminate /sp/. During the offseason, /sp/ also lost a friendly match against Infinity Cup II team Template:Team 3-1.
While /sp/ rallied back to easily beat /gamergate/ 2-0 in its Infinity Cup II opener, the team's reliance on Wade Davis to carry them to victory was quickly evident, and just as quickly came back to bite them. Although Template:Team gave up two goals to Wade, /sp/'s backfield was unable to contain /n/ strikers Donald Trump and SWEDEN YES, and the game ended up a draw. Template:Team, on the other hand, managed to shut Davis down almost entirely, and cruised to an easy 5-1 victory, eliminating /sp/ in the group stages.
Though certainly not a bad team, /sp/'s troubling record of 2-1-3 and heavy reliance on a single player to score goals leaves something to be desired. With addressing, it's definitely not out of the realm of possibility that /sp/ could go ALL. THE. WAY., but until then, /sp/'s best hopes lie in a favorable group drawing.
Infinity Cup I (Summer 2015)
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Infinity Cup II (Winter 2015)
Quotes
- "KiA looking for Vivian James, VIVIAN JAMES IS OPEN! BUT A BIG SLIDING KICK BY THE JANITOR! AND HE FUCKING PRUNES THAT THREAD!"
- — Template:Cotton
- /sp/ keeper JANITOR makes a massive save in the dying minutes of the first /sp/ v Template:Team match.
- "Alright, I'm going to say this right now. Fuck you /sp/ for being such a fucking spaghetti team that you're just gonna fucking... do the tiki right now."
- — Template:Cotton
- Cotton on /sp/'s stalling tactics.
- "So the shooter, going in... it's someone, I can't see the name... oh it's Sepp Blatter, can Sepp Blatter rig it?! SEPP BLATTER!!! SEPP BLATTER RIGS IT FOR /SP/!!!"
- — Template:Cotton
- Sepp Blatter wins it for /sp/ in penalties.
Roster
Main Article: /sp/ Roster.
No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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Hope Solos Vagina
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16
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GOCK
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14
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IATA
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94
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I-94
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13
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Mcqueen
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5
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Snout
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8
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DOG-8
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3
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Bumble Pepe
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15
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WEW
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7
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Chinky Raccoon
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17
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Wade Davis (Captain)
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No.
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Position
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Player
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12
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Da Burrs
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18
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502 Error
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9
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Chad
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11
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Anna
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19
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Sepp Blatter
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21
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POWER RANKINGS
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22
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WUDI
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23
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Wiefu
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20
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FINISHED
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12
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Ironton Elementary
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4
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Kermit
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6
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BEEPD
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Roster stats
Player
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Matches Played
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Career Goals
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Career Assists
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Man of the Match
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GOCK
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5
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0
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1
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0
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IATA
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4
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0
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0
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0
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I-94
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3
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0
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0
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0
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Mcqueen
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5
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1
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0
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0
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Snout
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4
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0
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0
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0
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DOG-8
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3
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0
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0
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0
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Sepp Blatter
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5
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1
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0
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0
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Bumble Pepe
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5
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2
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4
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2
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WEW
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3
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1
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0
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0
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GETPD
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5
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3
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4
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1
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Chinky Raccoon
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3
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0
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0
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0
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Wade Davis
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5
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8
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4
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0
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Unknown
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0
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Opponent own goals
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0
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Total Goals:
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16
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Goalkeeper stats
Keeper
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Matches Played
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Goals Conceded
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Keeper Coefficient
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Man of the Match
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Janitor
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2
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12
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6.00
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0
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Hope Solo's Vagina
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3
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10
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3.33
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0
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Da Burrs
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1
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0
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0.00
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0
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Match history
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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June, 2015
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File:Gamergate icon.png /gamergate/
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Summer 2015 Infinity Cup
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2-2 (PK) W
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Bumble Pepe 18' GETPD 56'
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June, 2015
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File:Christian icon.png /christian/
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Summer 2015 Infinity Cup
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10-8 L
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Wade Davis 4', 21', 36' Mcqueen 39' GETPD 41', 60' Sepp Blatter 76' Bumble Pepe 90+3'
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October, 2015
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File:Hebe icon.png /hebe/
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Halloween "Invitational" Friendlies
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3-1 L
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Wade Davis 24'
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January, 2016
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File:Gamergate icon.png /gamergate/
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Winter 2015 Infinity Cup
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2-0 W
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Wade Davis 5' WEW 71'
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January, 2016
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/n/
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Winter 2015 Infinity Cup
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2-2 D
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Wade Davis 33', 56'
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January, 2016
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File:Kind icon.png /kind/
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Winter 2015 Infinity Cup
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5-1 L
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Wade Davis 15'
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Rivalries
File:Gamergate logo.png /gamergate/ - The Rivalry With No Name |
With two of their five games and both of their season openers against Template:Team it'd be hard to say there isn't at least a bit of a rivalry between /sp/ and /gamergate/. Nonetheless, /sp/ has always been the better team, and they hold a 2-0-0 record throughout.
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2-0-0
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Trivia
- Wade Davis, /sp/'s captain, has half of the team's goals, and was responsible for all but one of their goals in Infinity Cup II. Their only other scorer was WEW, in the team's 2-0 win over /gamergate/.