/funkg/ Roster

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Starting 9

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Goalhorn
LB		17	Funny Clown	You do not kill clown...	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Calliope
CB		94	Carlos	Come on, freestyle it, kid!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Refresher
CB		11	Retarded GF	That's how you do it!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Tutorial
GK		13	Cardiac Arrest Senpai	The culmination of one too many bento boxes	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Senpai
CB		10	Pico	GO PICO YEAH YEAH GO PICO OH!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Blammed
CMF		68	Skyfriend	Always there to ask you how your day was	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Sky
CMF		88	Whitty A. Nigger	Lol, I can't breathe	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Ballistic
CMF		1	The King of /funkg/	He's in.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Ugh
SS		5	Daddy Dearest	Mommy Mearest's husband	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dadbattle
LWF		77	Cheffriend	Full-time rapper, Part-time chef	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Bopeebo
CF		53	Cock Joke	The only thing you'll be funkin' tonight is your sock.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Guns

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Goalhorn
DMF		89	Bonecel	ALLAHUAKBAR	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Genocide
GK		2	Cardiac Arrest Senpai	Hrrrrnnggh Monika, I'm trying to funk but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the Boyfriend	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Roses
LB		41	Henchman	*gets beheaded by billboard* Nothing personnell...kid...	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Refresher
LB		6	Valerie	A hermit crab with a singing voice	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Pico
SS		71	Cock Joke	The only thing you'll be funkin' tonight is your sock.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Guns
CB		3	AMPP	Eternal jobber of the HGs	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Eidolon Step
CMF		4	Lemon Demon	WATCHING AS THE SKIN GETS SUS	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Winter Horrorland (B-Side)
CB		70	Ena	What conspiracy theories are we cooking on the menu today?	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	God Race
SS		9	KKK Larper	Exterminator of Whittymen	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Remorse
DMF		32	Panzu	>inb4 he's convicted of grooming	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
CMF		4	Corruption	4spoopy8me	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Deathmatch
CB		33	Merell	"I'll turn you into a red streak in the pavement!"	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Octane