/funkg/ Roster

</funkg/ Roster team is subject to get the rework

Starting 9

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Goalhorn
GK		13	Cardiac Arrest Senpai	The culmination of one too many bento boxes	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Roses
LB		4	Lemonster	I hate my life and I wanna die, I ain't got no iphone [...] My heart is breakin' thinking suicide, I ain't got no iphone.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Winter Horrorland (B-Side)
CB		94	Carlos	Come on, freestyle it, kid!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Refresher
CB		11	Retarded GF	That's how you do it!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Tutorial
RB		17	Funny Clown	You do not kill clown...	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Calliope
CMF		77	Cheffriend	Full-time rapper, Part-time chef	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Fresh (BF's mix)
LMF		46	Convict	"Convict..." now full erect on 2024...	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Tremors
RMF		88	Whitty A. Nigger	Lol, I can't breathe	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Ballistic
LWF		10	Pico	Professional School shooter and futa monsters slayer	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Blammed
RWF		5	Chaddy Dearest	The kino jobber mogs the seething soul	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dadbattle
SS		53	Cock Joke	From Iconic NG logo to saying cock jokes since 2006 (and counting)	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Guns

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Goalhorn
GK	[[File:|x100px]]	24	Merell	A racing robot, you're better off not bothering her, your dick will thank you	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	[song and name]
LB		6	Valerie	Shy crustacean with a passion for singing	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Valerie
CB		71	Inquisitive Pump	"ITS A SPOOKY MONTH!!!"	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Spookeez
CB	[[File:|x100px]]	60	Lane	Short and moody cleaning bot who enjoys listening to funky tunes and flying in the air	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	[song and name]
RB	[[File:|x100px]]	15	Cloud	Autist fangirl that got saved by waifufags	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	[song and name]
RMF		70	Ena	"What conspiracy theories are we cooking on the menu today?"	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	God Race
LMF	[[File:|x100px]]	35	Kassetto	Robot girl that unleashed many design takes (and seethe by separate)	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	[song and name]
CMF		68	Skyfriend	Always there to ask you how your day was	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Sky
CMF	[[File:|x100px]]	77	Lectro	An energetic dude made out of static electricity, he will zip zap across the field like a thunder.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	[song and name]
LWF	[[File:|x100px]]	99	Xigmund	A green fellow from planet mars, surrender before his awesome telekinetic powers and lazers, before he brings out the anal probe.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	[song and name]
RWF		66	Grandpa Death	Born from a /funkg/ concept to being ironically death (as for now...)	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	[song and name]
SS		89	Bonecel Terrorist	>tfw 5'11	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Genocide