</funkg/
Roster team is subject to get the rework
Starting 9
| Pos.
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Picture
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No.
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Name
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Description
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Caps
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Goals
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Assists
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Saves
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Goalhorn
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|
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13
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Cardiac Arrest Senpai
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The culmination of one too many bento boxes
|
N/A
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N/A
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N/A
|
N/A
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Roses
|
|
|
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4
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Lemonster
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I hate my life and I wanna die, I ain't got no iphone [...] My heart is breakin' thinking suicide, I ain't got no iphone.
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N/A
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N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Winter Horrorland (B-Side)
|
|
|
|
94
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Carlos
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Come on, freestyle it, kid!
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Refresher
|
|
|
|
11
|
Retarded GF
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That's how you do it!
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Tutorial
|
|
|
|
17
|
Funny Clown
|
You do not kill clown...
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Calliope
|
|
|
|
77
|
Cheffriend 
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Full-time rapper, Part-time chef
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Fresh (BF's mix)
|
|
|
|
46
|
Convict
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"Convict..." now full erect on 2024...
|
N/A
|
N/A
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N/A
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N/A
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Tremors
|
|
|
|
88
|
Whitty A. Nigger
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Lol, I can't breathe
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Ballistic
|
|
|
|
10
|
Pico
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Professional School shooter and futa monsters slayer
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Blammed
|
|
|
|
5
|
Chaddy Dearest
|
The kino jobber mogs the seething soul
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Dadbattle
|
|
|
|
53
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Cock Joke
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From Iconic NG logo to saying cock jokes since 2006 (and counting)
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Guns
|
Substitutions
| Pos.
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Picture
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No.
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Name
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Description
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Caps
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Goals
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Assists
|
Saves
|
Goalhorn
|
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[[File:|x100px]]
|
24
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Merell
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A racing robot, you're better off not bothering her, your dick will thank you
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
[song and name]
|
|
|
|
6
|
Valerie
|
Shy crustacean with a passion for singing
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Valerie
|
|
|
|
71
|
Inquisitive Pump
|
"ITS A SPOOKY MONTH!!!"
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Spookeez
|
|
|
[[File:|x100px]]
|
60
|
Lane
|
Short and moody cleaning bot who enjoys listening to funky tunes and flying in the air
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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N/A
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[song and name]
|
|
|
[[File:|x100px]]
|
15
|
Cloud
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Autist fangirl that got saved by waifufags
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N/A
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N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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[song and name]
|
|
|
|
70
|
Ena
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"What conspiracy theories are we cooking on the menu today?"
|
N/A
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N/A
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N/A
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N/A
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God Race
|
|
|
[[File:|x100px]]
|
35
|
Kassetto
|
Robot girl that unleashed many design takes (and seethe by separate)
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
[song and name]
|
|
|
|
68
|
Skyfriend
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Always there to ask you how your day was
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
Sky
|
|
|
[[File:Lectro.png |
x100px]]
|
77
|
Lectro
|
An energetic dude made out of static electricity, he will zip zap across the field like a thunder.
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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[song and name]
|
|
|
[[File:|x100px]]
|
99
|
Xigmund
|
A green fellow from planet mars, surrender before his awesome telekinetic powers and lazers, before he brings out the anal probe.
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
[song and name]
|
|
|
|
66
|
Grandpa Death
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Born from a /funkg/ concept to being ironically death (as for now...)
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
[song and name]
|
|
|
|
89
|
Bonecel Terrorist
|
>tfw 5'11
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
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Genocide
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