/mls/ is a general for the North American Soccer Leagues consisting of Major League Soccer, USL Championship, Canadian >Premier League, NASL(Lol), and various goings on with the ninja turtles and Women's team. /american talents/ may hate us, but they keep coming back. Remember not to respond to Fernando and make sure you type in MLSsoccer.com instead of MLS.com, as it redirects to a real estate listing website.
| //mls//
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| Its soccer, not Football
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| //mls// - Major League Soccer General
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| Founded
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June 6th, 2023
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| Manager
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Caleb Porter
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| Owner
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Don Garber
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| IRL manager
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Managerless
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| Team color
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| Chat color
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8CC642
Undefined
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| Top scorer
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N/A (N/A)
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| Top assister
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N/A (N/A)
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| Captain
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N/A
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| Website
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//mls// - Major League Soccer General
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| Nickname
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No nickname
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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| Biggest win
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TBD 
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0–0
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TBD
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| Month Day, Year
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| Biggest defeat
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| TBD
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0–0
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TBD
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| First match
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| TBD
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0–0
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TBD
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| Team music
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| Kits
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combining the red and blue of the current MLS crest and split down the middle by the tail end that exists(for some reason), adorned with the Lone gleaming star signifying MLS's CCL victory over the CHI and /ligma/ menace, paired with the blue and teal colors of the old 90's/early 00's MLS logo
GK - Bennyball LB - >MLS Defending LB - Amro Tarek 47' (OG) CB - This semen Slurping sport isn't for me CB - >Loons RB - Fernando
DMF - Micheal Badley AF - Inter Ft Lauterdale CMF - >Tfw no NWSL Gf AMF - Shrek SS - MLS will be a top 5 League CF - Doyle(C)
Subs
GK - Tim Howard LB - Tfw no neonazi MLS Club LB - FIGHT. AND. WIN!!!!!! CB - >El Traffico CB - Im a sporting RB - USL Superiority RB - VAMOS EL Tree
DMF - WELCOME TO INTER MIAMI SKILLS/TRICKS/NUTMEGS 2024 CMF - 500m expansion fee CMF - Columbus Poo CB - Big Bruce
