/utg/ Roster
That's right! These are your 
/utg/ players!
(DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.)
Starting Eleven
| Pos. | Picture | No. | Name | FKAs | Description | Goals | Assists | Yellows | Reds | MotMs | Saves | Allows | Games (WDL) | Clean Sheets | ||
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1 | The Original Starwalker | My lack of arms is Pissing me off. | 1 | 54 | 36 | 23 (11-3-9) | 7 | |||||||
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24 | Distant Trousle of Bones | *Flirt | <3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | ||||||
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29 | YOU IDIOT | I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID! | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||||||
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25 | Noodles Snowgrave | Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN! | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
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15 | Look out ?e's got a Knife! | Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns. | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
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32 | Toby is a HACK | HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK! |
0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
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97 | [BIG SHIT] | [BIG SHOT] | Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T] | 2 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
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5 | Burgerpants | (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE) | 15 | 25 | 2 | 0 | 2 | |||||||
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7 | I CAN'T DO ANYTHING | Chaos Jester I CAN DO ANYTHING |
Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS. | 5 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 1 | ||||||
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6 | DETERMINATION | It's you, the Fallen Child! Wearing your colourful merch fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N |
35 | 23 | 2 | 0 | 7 | |||||||
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10 | BAD TIMES 
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sans. | 59 | 29 | 0 | 0 | 19 |
Substitutions
| Pos. | Picture | No. | Name | FKAs | Description | Goals | Assists | Yellows | Reds | MotMs | Saves | Allows | Games (WDL) | Clean Sheets | ||
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12 | Father Alvin | Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess. | 0 | 16 | 20 | 9 (6-0-3) | 1 | |||||||
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8 | OHH YESSSS | ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?! | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
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20 | That's The Trash Can | Anime is Real | Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
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9 | 999999999 | Chra booby |
We'll be together forever... won't we? | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
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71 | soft gote boi | EEEEEEEEEEEEE Fluffy Boy Power |
The screaming horror | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
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3 | Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur | "Spike the Tyke" | Currently Offering: Tea Not Currently Offering: Mercy |
0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
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27 | You're a Schizo Now | Sassy Gaster Radical Gaster |
That's my attack. Want an egg? | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
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4 | hOI | hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!! | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
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14 | The CHAD Lancer | He's back, and ready to destroy some knees. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
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16 | HEH, FREAK | La Creatura... Grande... | GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!? | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||
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22 | The Undying Undyne | *Ditch | *NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT | 3 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||||||
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18 | TOTEM TIME | The "Original" Spamtotem | Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Retired Players
| Pos. | Picture | No. | Name | FKAs | Description | Goals | Assists | Yellows | Reds | MotMs | Saves | Allows | Games (WDL) | Clean Sheets | ||
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0.0001 | BUT IT REFUSED | </3 <3 BUT IT REFUSED |
1 | 44 | 33 | 16 (7-3-6) | 2 | |||||||
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13 | Blue Stop Sign | It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign! | 0 | 33 | 22 | 11 (4-2-5) | 1 | |||||||
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23 | Dummy Posting | STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!! | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |||||||
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19 | WHAT'S HIS NAME | BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX? | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
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2 | Real MK Hours | awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED! | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
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17 | I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT | Worship | No Booping Allowed | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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11 | GOATmom | Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart. | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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2276 | Krabs | Mr. Krabs | Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end? | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |