User:Aitor Karanka//nba/

/nba/
Bringing the dunkest memes
/nba/ - National Basketball Association
Founded Manager Gregg Popovich Owner Donald Sterling IRL manager Vinny del Negro !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 Coach Soryuu Blatt !!o16SVJJscF1 Team colors Chat color 0253A4 NBA blue Ranking Highest rank () Lowest rank () Top scorer () Top assister (N/A) Captain Website /nba/ - National Basketball Association Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem NBA on NBC Theme Goal horn Dunkrude - Slamstorm
Kits

/nba/ is the representative for all the apehoop/floorsqueak/jiggaboojam fans out there, aspiring to make it into the Fake Teamb Owl 3.

Roster

No. Position Player 16   GK Uncle Drew 8   CB Kawaii Leonard 11   CB >Craptors 30   CB TYBD 23   DMF LeCramp 4   CMF Meme Player 35   CMF Silverball 2   AMF Is John Wall elite? 50   SS Z-Bo 27   SS Hot Sauce 5   SS Swept in 5

No. Position Player 1   GK Is Cliff Paul real? 90   CB /vc/ 9   CB >shaw 20   CB Wade County 31   DMF >ball 22   SS Splash Brothers 69   SS Wet Ass Jumper 21   SS Jimmy G. Buckets 0   SS Westbrick 14   SS Sir Charles 41   SS One Legged Fadeaway 3   SS Practice

Player	>de scription
Uncle Drew	A total veteran, he gets buckets. He can smell when strikers turned young blood. He totally isn't Kyrie Irving in disguise
Kawaii Leonard	Nigga, that's kawaii.
>craptors	>meme teams
TYBD	THANK YOU BASED DENG
LeCramp	Can only work if there's air conditioning in the stadium.
Meme Player	Fear the Beard
Silverball	Forget about Vince McMahon or the 4chan cup commitee. Adam Silver and his predecessor David Stern are the masters at rigging events.
Is John Wall elite?	Yes, no, maybe. Ask again later.
Z-Bo	So under rated he didn't make it to medal status.
Hot Sauce	Korver Brand Hot Sauce
Swept in 5	The common trash talk in the playoffs, your team isn't going to be swept in 4 games, they're going to be swept in 5.
Is Cliff Paul real?	Identical twins separated at birth Chris and Cliff Paul went on to have different careers, one became an one-and-done super star and the other one went on to be a successful State Farm agent.
/vc/	Vinsanity, Half-Man Half-Amazing this defender can style on your strikers, especially if they're named Frédéric Weis.
>shaw	>shaw
Wade County	This thread now belongs to Wade County
>ball	>ball
Splash Brothers	The duo of Klay Thompson and Steph Curry have been combined into one blooting machine.
Wet Ass Jumper	THE /nba/ NIGGAS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT.
Jimmy G. Buckets	The G stands for GETS.
Westbrick	The definition of anti clutch, Russell Westbrook also doesn't look human at all. >Dentbrook
One-Legged Fadeaway	Goalkeepers don't stand a chance against Dirk's wet ass lobs.
Sir Charles	The round mound of rebound's hot takes on any subject are the only ones worthy of consideration.
Practice	I mean, listen, we're talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, we talking about practice. Not a game. Not, not … Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last. Not the game, but we're talking about practice, man.

Music section

• Anthem: NBA on NBC theme
• Goalhorn: Dunkrude - Slamstorm
• Westrbick's alt horn: FUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAANT
• Sir Charles' alt horn: I May Be Wrong (But I Doubt It)
• One-Legged Fadeaway's althorn: Run DMC - Can't be Stopped
• Practice's althorn: Press Hop