/wsg/ Roster

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Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description	Card(s)
1	Deal With It	GK	File:DealWithIt.gif	A steady set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.	—
2	Get Out	GK	File:GetOut.gif	Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.	—
3	Haters Gonna Hate	GK	File:HatersGonnaHate.gif	A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.	—

Defense

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description	Card(s)
5	LOL DIDN'T READ	CB	File:LOLDidntRead.gif	<-This shit here? And this shit here ->? And that shit up here ^ ? I didn’t read it lol	—
4	Blue Ball Machine	CB	File:BlueBallMachine.gif	A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.	—
10	Abandon Thread	LB	File:AbandonThread.gif	Fuck this thread I’m out!	—
24	Did he Died?	RB	File:DidHeDied.gif	Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.	—
6	VLC Glitch	CB	File:VLCGlitch.gif	An interesting defensive minded pla-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…	—
7	RING! RING!	CB	File:RINGRING.gif	Did you think it this image wasn't work safe? Then this call's for you.	—
8	Carrot	CB	File:Carrot.gif	VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTRE-BACK.	—
12	Rhino Eggs	LB	File:RhinoEggs.gif	Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? (^:	—
11	Jet Preacher	RB	File:JetPreacher.gif	Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.	—

Midfield

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description	Card(s)
13	Smells Like Ass	DMF	File:SmellsLikeAss.gif	A midfielder who loves to stop the attack before it goes too far, he believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)	—
56	56 Chicken Nuggets	CMF	File:56ChickenNuggets.gif	A centre fielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. He'd take on 56 players at once if he had his way. He'd probably flush right through them in one fell swoop, too.	—
18	Infomercials	CMF	File:Infomercials.gif	Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this silver stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.	—
22	Dodger Leigh	AMF	File:Dodger.gif	Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Never.)	—
16	THANKS, OBAMA	DMF	File:ThanksObama.gif	It’s all your fault, asshole!	—
17	The Carlton	DMF	File:Carlton.gif	The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique new dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.	—
15	Cupcake Dog	CMF	File:CupcakeDog.gif	Cupcake Dog likes two things in life: Cupcakes and winning staring contests.	—
88	Seamless Loops	CMF	File:Loops.gif	When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders	—

Offense

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description	Card(s)
9	Duane	CF	File:Duane.gif	How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.	—
22	Big Shake	SS	File:BigShake.gif	The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!	—
28	Brent Rambo	CF	File:BrentRambo.gif	If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.	—