/drw/

JUST A CITY BOY
BORN AND RAISED IN
S O U T H
D E T R O I T

/drw/
...And there's no place I'd rather be.
/drw/ - Detroit Red Wings
Founded 15 May, 1926 Manager Ken Holland Owner Mike Illitch IRL manager PAVAL™ !!EJHFfR1QBCy Team colors Chat color E62323 Red Wing Red Top scorer Gordie Howe (786) Top assister Steve Yzerman (1063) Captain HANRAK ZATTARBACK Website /drw/ - Detroit Red Wings Nickname The Red Wings
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Throw Your Wings Up Victory Anthem Don't Stop Believing Goal horn Red Wings, My Red Wings! Goal Horn If BINGO BANGO! somehow scores
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 34   GK Young Mrazek 55   CB Kronwalled 2   CB Smith Kid 5   CB RIP Liddy 41   DMF HANRAK ZATTARBACK 15   CMF Sheahan 40   CMF BASED GLENDENING 43   LWF DARRAN HALM 13   RWF THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 71   CF Snip Show 8   CF Abbagator

No. Position Player 35   GK Seasonal Depression Disorder 30   GK Ozzie Goat 47   CB Al Marchenko 27   CB Quincey 65   CB DDK 20   CB BINGO BANGO! 88   CB Octopus 57   CMF Mitch Callahan's Face 17   CMF >pizza dome 9   CMF The Production Line 14   CF The Goose 39   CF Supermantha

Team Overview

The one and only Detroit Red Wings. The currently best franchise in the entire world (with no apologies to Manchester United, Bayern Munich, San Antonio Spurs) is now a divegrass team. The divegrass team was created without spending a single minute in testing. Also they're only modern memes, not franchise-aged memes. And not even full memes tbh, just player names plus some memes. ROFL, WAS MY DAMAGE CONTROL SUCCESSFUL?

PLAYING IN /ag/_League tbh.

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And no, there is no space for Gordie Howe on the team, as I'm only using current players. However, it is worth reminding that he is the greatest player in the history of the game.