The official roster of [s4s].
WIP.
Current Roster
Goalkeepers
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Picture
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Description
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Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?
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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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Walruse
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THIS IS BEARY NICE NET RUDESCORERS PLS GO
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Defenders
Position
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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le millenom girl
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le millenom girl, le millenom girl
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wew lad
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wew
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:^)
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Nothing is mean if it has a cheeky smiley at the end :^)
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Frontpage Chaika
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The starting roster of [s4s] is the front page of virtual memeball. Who better than Chaika to occupy it? CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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ses
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suddenly ses
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BAVI
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Birds are not very important. Birds are VERY important.
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Flowre
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>implying she won't get carded immediately
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Ebin
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simbly ebin :DDDDDD
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Cowe
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Cowe trots onto the pitch!
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Youd Be Surprise
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Expecting a hot girl? Youd be surprise
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Midfielders
Forwards
Position
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Topkek
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[s4s]'s first and best ebic meem :^D
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Patrick Bateman
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In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Reserves
Position
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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n/a
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#fortune
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Your Fortune: Godly Reservist
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n/a
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Shrek
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Shrek is dreck
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n/a
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Yee
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Yee joins the reserves after being voted off the roster before the 2017 4Chan Winter Cup
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n/a
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Doge
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wow such defense many bench
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n/a
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qeq
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qeq
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n/a
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Jack Ruselel
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Jack Ruselel
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n/a
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Bury Smolhead
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smol
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n/a
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Bury Ebil
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ebil
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n/a
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Donut Man
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One of [s4s]'s first ebin memes, he devours the opponent's strikers like he devours his powdered-sugar-covered donuts. Relegated to the reserves for failing to trim the weight gained from excessive consumption of donuts.
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n/a
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Dubs
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Check 'em.
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n/a
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Gippo Dudee
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Today he will remind them.
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n/a
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Ojamajo Doremi
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Nice anime
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n/a
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Bune Raven
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Not a meme.
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n/a
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Cool Shirts Guy
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After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy.
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n/a
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Fef
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Top fef
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n/a
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JEJ
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JEJ
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