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Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
1	Fuck Off We're Full	GK		There is no space for you island chinks in glorious Australia. We're full so fuck off you illegal immigrant.
20	CHI	GK	File:CHI.jpg	Born between two worlds, accepted in neither. A wonderful beacon that illuminates the grand future multiculturalism has in store for us all.

Defenders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
3	SWEDEN YES	CB		Always on a crusade for feminism and multiculturalism, the Swedish government puts logic aside to help those poor minorities and women.
88	Alberto Barbosa	CB		Terveiset. King and shit of the Moorish Caliphate of Poortugal, bringing them into a new age of enlightenment.
4	A FUCKING LEAF	RB		Nobody knows how to remove the cuckstamp from your flag AND ruin it at the same time better than Canadians. Day of the rake when?
32	my ancestor :)	LB		"Hold your tongue, you subhuman, for you do not know with whom you speak! I am the combined blood of the Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Charlemagne! Don't cross me again, or I shall have to post another great European from whom I am descended!" Right, now that I'm done dealing with that imbecile, I can get back to masturbating to anime.
2	Designated Shitting Streets	CB		Because concept of toilet is too abstract for a lot of Indian citizens. Poo to loo. It's not that difficult.
29	SHART IN MART	CB		"Oh say, can you see, by the mart's early light? Where so proudly we shart, at the Walmart's last closing." In a twist that everyone saw coming, after mocking Indians relentlessly for their inability to POO IN LOO, it was revealed that Americans were simply projecting their own insecurities onto another nation.
10	Sopa De Macaco	CB		After noticing that a skinned monkey looked surprisingly like a newborn Brazilian baby, and after thinking that eating the brain of a creature smarter than you would give you its intelligence, this meal unheard of in first world countries became uma delícia of choice for favela-nigger fine dining.
71	Kuruminha	LB		It is beyond any doubt that this is the greatest, and most famous, achievement of the Brazilian race. Br-chan represents the only good thing about your country - the cute girls that your ancestors invaded this land for.
23	Easter?	RB		What will you say when a toad asks, "Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?"

Midfielders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
7	Spurdo Spärde	AMF		fuggg :DDD
6	Gondola	CMF		Spurdo's autistic Italian cousin. His physiognomy makes him a perfect divegrass player.
15	Polandball	CMF		Poland can into football. He knows how to handle shit (like your defense) thanks to him being a plumber.
32	REMOVE KEBAB	DMF		you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. A player destined to kick back smelly Muslims to where they came from.
8	Proofs?	CMF		Russian troops in Ukraine? I must ask you to substantiate your unfounded claims. Petuh doesn't buy your shit and trusts the only objective medium - Russia Today. So better prepare your sources, proxyhohol.
53	Mehmet, My Son	CMF		Yuo are men now. Yu must choose wife and have children.
76	>Be American >Get Shot	CMF		Well done America. Maybe another gun-free zone will stop this madness. We're sure it's not a deep sociological and cultural issue that will take decades to resolve.
0	I am Greek	CMF		"I am Greek." t. Albanians, Aromanians, Ashkali, Australians, Bulgarians, Bosniaks, Canadians, Croats, Gorani, Macedonians, Montenegrins, Serbs, Slovenes, Romanians, Romani, Turks, and worst of all, modern Greeks.
18	El PeruANO	CMF		EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS ``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA , NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE, CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

Forwards

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
12	Putin	CF		First he came and took Crimea, now he's set his sights on your goal. He is the definition of manliness and has caused more ameriblubber tears than anyone else.
19	>Argentina >white	SS		Some say Argentina is not white, but that is baseless slander. Just look at me, I'm perfectly white, just like my 100% Germanic genes.
11	Eternal Anglo	CMF		The list of countries Blighty hasn't invaded is shorter than the list of countries it has. The scale of perfidiousness Albion reaches is incalculable. Why, even right now, he could be invading the very room you're reading this in. Don't look up.

Former players

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
	Fake Moot	GK		An Australian that hacked into 4chan, doxxed a french whore and tore moot a new one. A legend that went where no shitposter has gone before.
	High Quality Olive Oil	GK		Tunisia's greatest export, easily allowing them to claim first world status. Are you not impressed? You just don't get it, it's HIGH QUALITY.
	Falklands	GK		¡Las Malvinas son Argentinas! The Falklands are still rightfully Argentinian clay, too bad they got BTFO by the British when they tried to get them back.
	Best Korea	GK		An utopia where the people are happy, everyone is fed and nothing bad ever happens, all thanks to the leadership of Kim Il-Sung's holy spirit.
	Spede Pasanen	LB		Finnish comedian and assburger. He's the most serious defender you'll ever meet and he's always on his quest to find his one true love: Serious Discussion.
	Amerifat	LB		If you hear faint clapping in the distance and the ground is shaking you better run because it's an American and this wall of fat will have no trouble crushing you under its weight. Or you could walk because you would still be faster than it.
	Ordnung	RB		Everything has to be perfect, there is no time for mistakes. Ordnung is the simple secret to German economic domination.
	Slavsquat	RB		Holding a bottle of cheap beer in your hand, wearing a tracksuit and squatting on the floor with other people who do the same is the true slavic way.
	Sheikh Suleiman Al-Britani	DMF		The most valued member of the Islamic State other than the Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi himself. His online threats were a vital tool in the eventual victory of ISIS over the western world.
	Countrythreads	CMF		Voted the best general in /int/'s unofficial Battle of Generals, /balt/ /balk/ is the place where inhabitants of Baltic Balkan region gather to discuss their shitty lives, and dank, underground memes are forged.
	Yuropoor	LB		Eating rats and drinking piss just to survive, that is the sad reality for all Europeans. Did you know that they only like one sport? Crazy, isn't it?
	HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE	LB		HUEHUEHUE, BR? BR?
	MUH HERITAGE	CB		He may only be 1/16 German physically, but he's 100% German on the inside. A true patriot, just not for the country he's born in.
	Non Country	CB		If your country doesn't have x it's pretty much a non country. Always in a battle for relevance, but that dream will never come true.
	Rightful Clay	RB		The territory that we used to own a hundred years ago still rightfully belongs to us. Please give it back.
	Pay Denbts	CMF		Greece is in debt and they won't pay it back, so always remind them to pay denbts.
20	Zitto Animale	GK		How do you say hello to Japanese people in your language?
10	Cum To Finland :3	CB		After getting everything handed to them by their government, Finland has raised an entire nation of beta fembois dependent on hentai and desperate to please any European who enters their snowy land by becoming their gf (male).
66	i lik spen	LB		After avoiding national service due to his severe autism, Help Helper left his native Finland in the hopes of finally contacting his favourite country, which is just as unemployable as he is.
11	KHAN'D	SS		First Finland, then Poland, then Australia, then London. Hell hath no fury like a nomadic horde of gypsies, which is why your country is full of and ruled by Mongol-Slav-Islamic rapebabbies.