| Sub
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Starter
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Silver
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Gold
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Bronze
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The players that will represent 
/sp/ in the next cup.
Goalkeepers
| Pos.
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No.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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1
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>de gay
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>de gay
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23
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Part Time Film Director
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Proof that you do not have to be a full time goalkeeper to be good
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Defenders
| Pos.
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No.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
|
|
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4
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>Schalke
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To the 2014 /wc/ babbies, this refers to an event that happened a long time ago. 4chan posting went down years ago, and the front pages of boards got stuck in place. This left /sp/ with a thread on the front page that mocked a recent result for Schalke in the Bundesliga which had some interesting imagery involving black people. By the time 4chan posting got fixed, it was time for American /sp/, and so the Americans who didn't know what the fuck was going on were amused and kept posting >Schalke.
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35
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Lelbron
|
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>leshook
>lebrick
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13
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Tony Kornheiser
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WHY.jpg
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11
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Le Cut Inside Man
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The nickname given to Arjen Robben due to how he constantly cuts inside during matches.
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31
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Universal Choking Sign
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Pic unrelated
|
|
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18
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18-1
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One of the greatest chokes in the history of the NFL. The New England Patriots still get shit for this to this day since losing the Super Bowl against a wild card team was that much of an embarrassment.
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3
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An Horse
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Is An Horse an athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
|
| 50
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Midfield
| No.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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| 96
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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP
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*slips*
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| 43
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>he does it for free
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NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
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| 10
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Punished Messi
|
|
Some events in the previous season got Messi to no longer be "Punished," but due to poor performances in the 2018 world cup, he had become punished again.
|
| 33
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amd amx
|
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>Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.
|
| 6
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£100M for a dabbing Dembele
|
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Manchester United might have paid a tad too much for Paul Pogba.
|
| 12
|
UNEXPOSABLE
|
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>le "win everything with a stacked Real Madrid team" man
|
| 9
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>Torres
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>tfw no champions league trophy with Atletico Madrid
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Forwards
| No.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
|
| 89
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George Costanza
|
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk
>needing to watch this video
ISHYGDDT
|
| 7
|
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|
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A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. Recently, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.
|
Reserves
| Name
|
Description
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| RGKnee
|
A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
|
| YOU LIKE THAT
|
AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
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| Who /a/ here?
|
A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
|
| VETTELWINSLOL
|
Formula 1 meme
|
| Is Flacco Elite?
|
He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS
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| /trb/
|
The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
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| UTV Archiver
|
A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
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| Lad Banter
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It's just banter, m8.
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| Outlaw
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The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
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| eatdatpussy445
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A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
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| Vaughncouver
|
Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
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| Michael Wilbon
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Because.jpg
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| I really, really like women
|
He really, really likes them
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| System Babby
|
A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
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| Nerman
|
Brazil's top meme
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| >still at the stadium
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It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
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| >poop
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The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
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| Roast Solo
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DON'T POST IT
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| Please Watch Our League
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Please.
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| Refball
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The MVP of every major sport.
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