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/swiss/
Size doesn't matter
/swiss/ - Switzerland
Founded 12 September 1848 Manager Henri Dunant Owner The Swiss Council IRL manager Siegentleman Team colors Chat color FF0000 The White Cross Top scorer () Top assister () Captain SWISS ARMY KNIFE Website /swiss/ - Switzerland Nickname Apple Juice India
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem [// Anthem] Goal horn [// Goal horn]
Kits

Welcome to Switzerland where our borders are mountains(they appeared on Star wars) and we have over 7000 lakes. We debutting in this Multinational Bowl 5 to show you how strong our swiss neutrality is. Don't forget to buy chocolate for your family.

Roster

No. Position Player   GK Swiss neutrality   CB Lowest Crime Rate   CB Commit Assisted Suicide   CB Your website font   DMF REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH   RMF Free Real Water   LMF Laundry Banker   CMF The Geneva Suggestion   AMF The Great Roger   CF Pingu Cannot Lose   CF SWISS ARMY KNIFE

No. Position Player   GK Mountain Fortress   CB I like trains   DMF Feefur HQ   DMF Holey Cheese   CB Louis Chevrolet   CB Pay your Dog Taxes   LMF 40% World Global Chocolate   RMF Space Velcro   CB >Switzerland has an army   CMF Willhelm Tell   LMF LSD   RMF Citties for Richy Rich

Player	Description
Swiss Neutrality	You can't lose a war if you never participated in one.
Lowest Crime Rate	Third highest gun buyer, every citizen has his own gun and still nobody wants to shoot each other.
Commit Assisted Suicide	We are so humanitarian we gonna help you end yourself if you are determined to do it
Your website font	Helvetica will never die and most websites you browse use it
REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH	Smartphone? Smartwatch? I just want to know what time is it, better buy a Rolex.
Free Real Water	"Water is not a human right." - Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, former Nestle CEO
Laundry Banker	Switzerland has the most trusted banks for your questionable businesses, now go and evade taxes.
The Geneva Suggestion	>make a global agreement but they still will forget it and do war crimes.
The Great Roger	Switezerland's tennis pride! The first player to ever get 20 grand slams tittles and the master of grass fields(player with most won Wimbleddons(9)). ROGER FEDERER!
Pingu Cannot Lose	The best cartoon for swiss children
SWISS ARMY KNIFE	Imagine your knife isn't multiuse, every kid has it.
Mountain Fortress	It's impossible to invade Switzerland.
I like trains	The country with the best railways for your local train.
Feefur HQ	The home of FIFA. Zürich, Switzerland.
Holey cheese	It's not cheese if isn't full of holes.
Louis Chevrolet	Co-creator of the brand Chevrolet, even has his name! Sold it to the Americans.
Pay your Dog Taxes	Switzerland has a dog tax which starts at 160 francs per year for small dogs.
40% of World Global Chocolate	We are the real life Willy Wonka
Space Velcro	NASA loves it
>Switzerland has an army	One day we gonna use it, it's well trained.
Willhelm Tell	>swiss robin hood and real
LSD	Say thanks to the Swiss when you go on another acid trip
Citties for Richy Rich	4.Zurich, Switzerland. 8.Bern, Switzerland. 9.Geneva, Switzerland. Top ten most expensive citties worldwide

Match History

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