/u/ roster

/u/ Current roster. Old rosters can be found here: /u/ Historical Rosters

Main Roster

Starting 11

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description	Nationality	Shirt name
GK	77	Madokami		She Who Saves, a stalwart of the /u/ team from it's inception. Originally intending to keep a watchful eye on Akemi Homura, her utter failure to prevent her transformation into Homucifer has steeled her resolve to let nothing past her, so that no magical girl divegrass fan would ever have to feel despair ever again.	Japan	Kaname
LB	2	How Two Girls Have Sex In A Tent		Outdoor guides never seem to include this important detail	Japan	FUCKING INTENSE
CB	8	Goggles		Capable of spinning an entire tragic love story out of a single meeting of eyes! Willing to ignore all types of denial when a single hand has been held! Nothing gets past Goggles!	Japan	Yurivision
CB	18	Onee-sama		Less a single person and more a representation of what thousands of young lesbians fawn over every day, The Onee-sama is one of the founding tenements of lesbianism. She has taken to being a Center Back for /u/ because she's quite experienced at being the center of a person's world.	Japan	Onee-samaaaa
RB	15	Science Babies		When a girl and another girl love each other very much, sometimes science steps in and provides a lovely little bundle of joy to keep them awake at night with her horrible screaming and crying. Technically speaking on loan from /sci/, Science Babies is eager to make Mommy and Mommy proud.	Japan	iPS
CMF	14	Akkarin		The ultimate sneakiness, the living embodiment of avoiding the limelight, /u/ proudly presents: Akar- Eh? Where'd she go...?	Japan	Literally who
CMF	0	Macarons		Not only delicious and gay, but also the signal for everyone to start an edit war over how they're spelled.	France	Macaroons
CF	6	BEFRIENDING		A commonplace mating ritual of the Action Lesbian (Dynamicans Sappho), BEFRIENDING typically involves giant laser beams and staggeringly homoerotic declarations. Just as BEFRIENDING lets two girls pick up in the right place, so too has BEFRIENDING taken up the position of right midwing.	Japan	Takamachi
CMF	7	Feito-chan		Converted from /a/ by BEFRIENDING, Feito-chan has been a stalwart of the team ever since then. Though some have called her loyalty into question, as long as she gets a regular lasering from BEFRIENDING, Feito-chan says she'll happily stay with /u/.	Italy	Testarossa
AMF	69	Purest Form Of Love		Love between two girls is the purest form of love.	Japan	Yuri
CF	666	Homucifer		Once merely Homura Akemi, Homucifer has now transcended mortality in order to spend more time with her beloved Madokami. Since Madokami plays divegrass, Homucifer will too. There was some discussion about whether her mortal goalscoring record would carry over to her new form, but such actions have been revealed as the work of the Incubators, attempting to undermine Homucifer's position as Glorious Lesbian Overlord of All Creation.	Japan	>Hameru

Substitutes

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description	Nationality	Shirt name
LB	33	Autistic Metronome		The very definition of a disaster lesbian, Adachi hopes she's not as disastrous with divegrass and that Shimamura is watching her.	Japan	Adachi
LB	1	Alien From Black Lizard Planet		Invaders from the Black Lizard Planet are known to not play divegrass, not like girls and always tell the truth.	England	Liar
CB	82	Low Impact Consensual Cuddling		Rated P for Pure even in Australia.	Australia	Pure
CB	4	Being Yaya Is Suffering		The faces change, the names are mostly similar, the circumstances are always the same.	Japan	Not again
CB	22	But We're Both Girls		BUT WE'RE BOTH GIRLS	Japan	Forbidden love
RB	21	Big Aquarium Conspiracy		A surprising amount of yuri works have started featuring the Aquarium Date. As if someone manipulated things from the water tanks...	Japan	Blub Blub
RB	43	Revolver Panties		Where did the revolver come from? Does it really matter?	Germany	Barkhorn
CMF	39	Black Sunshine		As Hibiki is back, so is she. Black Sunshine's mission continues and she will see it through.	Japan	Kohinata
CMF	11	Mistress Baiser		When you like Magical Girls so much you become a BDSM Mistress to sexually harass them.	Japan	Hiiragi
CMF	7	Mom Get The Lightbulbs		She joined the team while she waits for her mom to come back with the lightbulbs.	Japan	Hirahara
CMF	450	Cruel Paradise Lost of Blue		Nobody said Blues have to be cool. Nobody said they have to be soccer players either, but Pure Azurite is both (or pretends to be).	Japan	Gunjou
CMF	20s	Demon Dork		Hang in there, Shamiko! Soon you'll be a football playing demon!	Japan	Shamiko

Retired Players

Old Position	Name	Image	Description	Date Departed
CMF	Teru Time		After a long and distinguished career, it was finally her time to go. It will always be Teru o'clock in our hearts.	Summer 2018
CMF	Spontaneous Combustion		What do you think happened to her?	Winter 2015
DMF	Sumisumi		With her president graduating to university and her studies taking up more of her time, Sumisumi stepped down to let the new generation step up. Given her height, most people assumed she'd stepped down already.	Winter 2015
CB	Ruined Birthday Party		Happy birthday, KannaMiko. ;_;7	Winter 2015
LB	Nio-ssu		It turns out tiny shark lesbians aren't all that good at divegrass. Who knew?	Winter 2015
RB	Dying Arisawa		Fortunately for her and Yuno, the cure for terminal plotdevicitis was found. Unfortunately for the team, it was to not play divegrass.	Winter 2016
RB	Cousins By The Way		Found out certain states allowed cousin marriage, quit the team to do exactly that.	Winter 2016
LB	Eila Juutilainen		Her contract finished, she went back to Sanya's warm embrace.	Winter 2016
CB	Ayayayayaya		Ayayayyyyy	Summer 2016
DMF	Stamen		A True Alpha Lesbian takes time off to pollinate her harem.	Summer 2016
CMF	Saint Michael		6. And on the seventh day, Saint Michael rested.	Summer 2016
GK	Spitting Distance		A surprisingly long distance, apparently. Well beyond what's considered "ladylike" and much too far for the rigorous quality control applied to all /u/ players.	Winter 2017
CMF	Metall/u/rgy		Divegrass fields are low on metals. Contract expired and mining operations relocated.	Winter 2017
SS	Lesbodynamics		This is a science best studied in a lab. Or in bed.	Winter 2017
CB	ANGST AND DRAMA		The pitch is too dramatic, even for this seasoned veteran who retired to enjoy even more misunderstandings off the field.	Spring 2017
CB	Punished Bocchi		Such a tough place ;_;	Spring 2017
CMF	Ano Route		What do you mean "they didn't do an Ano route"?	Spring 2017
CMF	Intertwined Fingers		Was let go after repeated warnings from media watchdogs against online indecency. Kids might be watching!	Summer 2017
CB	Kuma Shock		Ascended with Kumaria. Which is also sexy. Shabadadoo~	Winter 2018
CB	Doragon Meido		Better service as spectator.	Winter 2018
DMF	Fingering For World Peace		World peace achieved! At least on the pitch. Plenty more fingering to do on the sidelines!	Winter 2018
DMF	Archdyke		Retired to better take care of her country and her witch.	Winter 2018
RMF	Loathsome Daughter of Heresy		Was left go after too many belly exposures were declared 'indecent'. Besides, the field is far too chaotic to divine	Winter 2018
LMF	Touching Paddles		Retired after deciding ping pong was a more heart racing sport.	Winter 2018
CB	Dai Dai Daisuki		Noting the lack of shards and that even Pure Illusion is less random, she retired.	Summer 2018
DMF	Hifumin Leeeeeader		It's death march at Eagle Jump! No time for soccer! ( ; w ; ) ノ	Summer 2018
DMF	The Mochiverse		The Mochiverse is a thing that transcends time, space and dimensions. It now also transcends the soccer fields.	Autumn 2018
DMF	Post Apocalyptic Bonding		The end of the world also means the end of soccer. Survival will have to continue off the pitch.	Autumn 2018
CMF	°◇°		A sudden influx of guests made her return to her normal job as an inn attendant.	Autumn 2018
DMF	Pussy Whisperer		Seducing your teacher requires, amongst other things, a lot of sleepovers, tied arms and Sister Juice. Those are very time consuming, and very little was left for divegrass, so she retired.	Winter 2019
CMF	Abababababa		Her resignation form reads: "bad as it may be, this unworthy self needs time to focus on her manga and thus needs to resign from the team". The line "ABABABABABA" is written below and crossed out.	Winter 2019
CMF	Yamada's Sprout		Winter is not a good season for plants, let alone the soccer pitch.	Winter 2019
DMF	Bananice		Position Zero.	Summer 2019
DMF	Incest Receiver		Summer is when most beach volleyball tournaments take place, so this couple resigned the team to focus on those.	Summer 2019
CMF	How To Make A Bomb		No bomb, no door, no scheme can protect a loli from a musclemaid.	Summer 2019
CMF	The Spy Who Licked Me		Mission complete.	Summer 2019
CMF	Are You A Lolicon?		[Told you.]	Summer 2019
CMF	Blood Countess		Having taken her due, Ellie now sleeps.	Winter 2020
DMF	Bedroom Tyrant		Onee-chan!	Winter 2020
LB	Girlship		It's still yuri.	Summer 2020
RB	Is This Yuri?		Yes, it was yuri.	Summer 2020
CMF	MAHJONG GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES		Chose to retire to give our expert analysts more time to investigate what the hell is going on with the plot. ("¡Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!")	Summer 2020
LB	I'm Yuu But Stronger		Even retired she's stronger than Yuu. And Sayaka is still not a Yaya, so there's that!	Winter 2021
DMF	G/u/ardians		Even from the audience, these heroines still protect the General and the team from the Evil Fairy.	Winter 2021
DMF	ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!		Retired after realizing she's better at cheering than soccer. However, she only screams ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! and her cheers sound like bloodcurling screams of rage rather than encouragement...	Winter 2021
RB	War Crimes Kurumi		Following her well earned victory in the Asukabowl, Kurumi retired and is now happy with Asuka.	World 2021
DMF	Ethereal Trigger Fingering		Retired after reasoning that even the Otherside is less strange than PES. Frankly, we agree.	World 2021
DMF	Assault Kaede		As she owns a large corporation, and she retired the team to work on that. Still a Yaya, though!	World 2021