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Players

Key

Starter Sub Silver Gold

Active Players


Goalkeepers

Position Picture No. Name Description Model
GK


Biz Stinky Linkies.png 77 Sergey of Nazaroth

Sergey the savior of /biz/ commander of the LINK marines, lord of burgers, and now captain and goal keeper of /biz/. H will litterally save the cup and a lot of neets from needing to work. MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY!

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GK


DR;NS.png 9 DR;NS

AHEM
First they laughed and paid me no heed, to them I said not selling didn't read. Then they screamed until they were pink, but I'm never selling, not even one LINK. Again they swore that it was a scam, but I couldn't hear, I was choosing my lamb. I waited for days, weeks, even years, each day getting closer to no linker tears. They laughed and pointed COPE, but I simply smiled as they tied their rope.
Despite all the FUD the torment the fear I knew deep down it'd be 1k end of year. Then one day out of the blue, LINK was worth one dollar, one fifty, then two. You'll never make, its a pyramid scheme, LINK's only value is based on some meme. My God, all this FUD over Linkies I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky.
Then one day I never thought it would come, all of those no-LINKers now wanted some. The begged, they cried, they screamed, and they plead, "One LINK SIR, THAT IS ALL I NEED." The moral of this, in case it needs telling, despite all these words, DIDN'T READ NEVER SELLING!

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Defenders

Position Picture No. Name Description Model
CB


Biz Pajeet.png 4 Golden Pajeet

The designated shitting posters on /biz/. Now come to shit on the 4chan cup team.

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Biz Buy High Sell Low.png 14 Buy High Sell Low

/biz/'s motto. Buy at the top, panic, and sell at the bottom. Repeat till you have nothing.

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Biz Nocoiner.png 3 Nocoiner

Grug no like memecoins, Grug buy stocks, real estate, and precious medals instead. /biz/ can keep bad memecoins, Grug know memecoins bad.

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Biz Nice Just Bought 100k.png 10 Nice Just Bought 100k

You made some money in it? Nice just bought 100k. Its at the bottom? Nice just bought 100k. /biz/ just scored? Nice just bought 100k.

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CB


Bagholder.png 1 Bagholder

Please buy my bags. My bags are so heavy. I've lost a lot of money. Please buy my bags.

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CB


Biz OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.png 13 OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

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Biz Hodl.png 21 HODL

Reminder Hodl, or the mispelling of HOLD stands for: Hold On for Dear Life. So with that in mind, JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS. JESUS CHRIST IF YOU DIDN'T PANIC SELL WE'D NEVER GO DOWN.

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CB


Biz Bullrun Soros.png 16 Golden Bullrun

Were never going under 3215 9215 7302 again! Its only up from here. R-right? Golden bullruns forever!

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CB


Biz Whales.png 6 Accumulating Whales

When a sudden pump or a sudden dump happen, I wonder who could be behind it? Surely crypto currency is held equaltiby so that someone can't just dumb his bags and ruin everyone...

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CB


Chinked.png 8 Chinked

From your funds being safe to supply chain coins, chinks have demonstrated time and time again to be one of THE BEST investments to make. That is if you like buying high and selling low.

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CB


Biz Satoshi.png 70 Craig "Satoj" Wright

Satoshi the creator of bitcoin is a cryptic figure in crypto. That is till he came out of the background to decry his project, and propose a split. That or its just an Aussie shitposter trying to make a buck off a bunch of retarded pajeets.

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Midfielders

Position Picture No. Name Description Model
CMF


Snib Snib.png 12 Snib Snib

When things aren't moving up or down. Its neither a bear nor a bull. What is it? A FUCKING CRAB MARKET IS WHAT IT IS.
SIDE GANG

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CMF


Biz Money Skeleton.png 94 Money Skeleton

Vitalik Buterin the creator of Etherium. Skinny, beta, and autistic. But almost everyone still love him on /biz/ since he made a good amount of those on the board make a shit load of money.

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CMF


Biz Dump It.png 49 Bogged

BZZZZZ BZZZZZ
Yes? He bought? Dump it. He sold? Pump et. He thought /biz/ would get anywhere in the 4cc? Crash it.

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CMF


Biz Sminem.png 99 Sminem

Hosanna. This is the boy who will save crypto. He is the boy who will save /biz/. And he is the boy who will save the 4chan cup.

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Biz Sell Sell Sell.png 12 SELL SELL SELL

This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell.

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Biz Boomer Metals.png 45 Bommer Metals

Yep, look at all these dumb zoomers buying and selling code. Nothing like owning physical gold and sliver. *sips*

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Wagie.png 5 Wagie

Wagie wagie, he works in cagie, now he's in ragie. Seriously fuck being a wagie.

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Biz Lambo.png 20 Lambo

Everyone on /biz/'s vehicle of choice. Coveted by all, owned by none.
UPDATE a single pajeet now owns one.

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CMF


Biz Asuka.png 2 The Prophecy

Written in January, some anon went out on an ambitious goal to predict the next two years of the BTC market. Has been right 3 out of 7 so far, and technically correct on 4th prediction (not sure if a spike on one exchange counts.) Will Asuka keep being smugly correct? Unfortunatly not, it turns out you cant really trust things posted by anonymous retards and honestly people just like having an excuse to post smug anime on /biz/.

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Forwards

Position Picture No. Name Description Model
CF


Biz Asuka.png 2 The Prophecy

Written in January, some anon went out on an ambitious goal to predict the next two years of the BTC market. Has been right 3 out of 7 so far, and technically correct on 4th prediction (not sure if a spike on one exchange counts.) Will Asuka keep being smugly correct? Who knows, and honestly people just like having an excuse to post smug anime on /biz/.

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Biz AAAAAAAAHHH.png 0 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP!
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Old Players

Picture Name Description
Biz Firm Handshake.jpg Firm Handshake

The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake.

Biz $1 Pop.jpg $1/Pop

/biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop.

Biz 80s Guy.jpg 80s Guy

The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep.

Biz Fuck The Poor.jpg Fuck The Poor

Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Biz Chip Warmer.jpg Chip Warmer

Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ backfield.

Biz Oil Prices.jpg Oil Prices

One of /biz/'s oldest threads - nothing but endless shitposting since Oil Prices began to drop in 2014, but they've managed to chug on since.

Biz Tai Lopez.jpg Tai Lopez

Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success?

Biz Bulls.jpg Bulls

More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup.

Biz How Do I Get Rich.jpg How Do I Get Rich?

Every /biz/ regular's least favorite thread - the only thing an outsider asks is how to get rich quick.

Biz Janet Yellen.jpg Janet Yellen

Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place in the /biz/ Goal, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in the /biz/ backfield.

Biz Pyramid Scheme.jpg Pyramid Scheme

Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right?

Biz Ethereum.png Ethercuck

Some call it a technological marvel, but to /biz/, it's all about Buying the Dip and making sure not to be left holding the bag. The latest /biz/ money-making sensation

Biz Forex.jpg Forex

Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though.

Biz Robinhood.png Robinhood

Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low.

Biz Be A Jew.jpg Step 1: Be A Jew

You had to know this was coming. The Chosen People know how to make a buck or two, and we can only hope that their PES equivalent can bring /biz/ Plenty of Goals.

Biz Yatch.jpg Yatch

Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch.

Biz NO CASH OUT.png NO CASH OUT

Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job.
Thank you.

Biz THEY'RE AWAKE.png THEY'RE AWAKE

Hi nau, China numba wan!

Biz Digimarines.png Digimarines

WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE WILL STILL NOT SELL!

Biz Blockfolio Rate.png Blockfolio Rate

Hey /biz/ rate my blockfolio. Look at all these loses. Am I buying high and selling low enough?

Biz 4000 OMG.png 4000 OMG

4000 OMG!

Elon Musk.png Elon Musk

Dude weed, lmao. Dude memes, lmao. Dude anime, lmao. Dude bitcoin, lmao. Dude bitcoin AND anime, hell fucking yes 100% /ourguy/.

Biz (((Ripple))).png (((Ripple)))

A centralized join on a market about decentralization? Its backed by the US government? Gee I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?

How Much BTC For This GF?.png How Much BTC For This GF?

How much do I need to make in order to go to Thailand and buy a "G"F?

FORCED MEMES.png FORCED MEMES

Somehow pajeets not only need to shill their shit coins on /biz/ but also need to shill their shitty memes. Be it Fresco or the NPC they all see to start on /biz/ and spread everywhere else.

Biz BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC.png BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC

Bart.png Bart

Whats that funny shapped the candel stick chart is doing? Oh no, its another bart. Looks like we're going down again.

John Boomer McAfee.png John "Boomer" McAfee

One of the most retarded but funny idiots that follow and comments on crypto. Had a skycoin logo tattooed on his back. Is running for president AGAIN. Who can stop this madman?


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