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Roster
Goalkeepers
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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Good Guy Greg
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Guy shoots at goal, Greg doesn't mind.
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Capt. Hindsight
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Well I should have dived to stop that ball.
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le voldemort face
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>that feel when reddit has given you another name
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Defenders
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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Autistic
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As awkward as he might be on school, on the field he's the boss.
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Relationshit
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Your failed relationship has given you some pretty rage, use it on the field!
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Bitches & Whores
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Suspiciously similar to /r9k/'s pairing of Beaches and Shores
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Moralfag
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Always moaning on at his teammates for cheating on their partners or sleeping with underaged girls.
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Brojobs
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"Hey /adv/, I'm not gay but how do I convince my best friend to let me suck his dick?"
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Polyamory
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what every s/adv/irgin will be a victim of
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Pick-Up Artist
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a pick-up artist: what every s/adv/irgin wants to be
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Midfielders
| Pos.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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Wat do?
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I HAVE A PROBLEM /adv/ WAT DO?
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S24 - Lunging Tackle
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Friendzoned
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A good friend of Femanon. And that's all he will ever be to her.
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P02 - Anchor Man
P08 - Pinpoint Pass
S19 - Weighted Pass
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Suicide
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Gained his name for his "suicidal" tackles. And also because he wants to kill himself.
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S05 - Speed Merchant
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Ass Burgers
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Uses his self-diagnosed Aspergers syndrome as an excuse to be a dick to everyone.
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S05 - Speed Merchant
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5inchdick
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His long range goals seem to be compensating for something.
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S01 - One-touch play
S06 - Long Range Drive
S13 - Step On Skills
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Cheating GF
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A cheater in relationships and in football, she will make sure her team wins by any means.
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S01 - One-touch play
S05 - Speed Merchant
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Please Respond
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Pls respond ;_;
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S24 - Lunging Tackle
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1st World Problems
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Shit, no moneys to buy that awesome iPad
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S24 - Lunging Tackle
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Venting
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Technically against the rules, but you're not going to stop a pissed off teenager from whining.
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S05 - Speed Merchant
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Suicide Hotline
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/adv/'s sole contact in its phonebook
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S05 - Speed Merchant
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OKCupid
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/adv/'s dating site of choice. Needless to say, they never get any messages.
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S05 - Speed Merchant
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Femanon
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Hey /adv/, femanon here
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S05 - Speed Merchant
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Forward
| Pos.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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s/adv/irgin
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27 years old and still a virgin, he just can't figure out how to get laid.
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P12 - Goal Poacher
S01 - One-touch play
S02 - Outside Curve
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Notable Former Players
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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Beta As Fuck
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One of the team's former bronze players, he scored 5 goals for the board before having his contract terminated as he was also playing for /r9k/. This resulted in a confusing and embarrasing incident where we was seen playing against himself in an Autumn Babby Cup match.
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Original Roster
These players played in the original 2011 4chan Summer Cup. The roster was completely remade prior to /adv/'s return to the 4chan Cup.
