/domg/
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Now the Wheel has turned once again
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/domg/ - Dominions General
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Founded
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April 26, 2014
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IRL Manager
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Boksi !!r8Ny3GJpwwr
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Team colors
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Ranking
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Unranked
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Highest rank
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Unranked (N/A)
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Lowest rank
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Unranked (N/A)
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Top scorer
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N/A (N/A)
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Top assister
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N/A (N/A)
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Captain
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Quadbless Mictlan
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Website
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/domg/ - Dominions General
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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0
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3
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3
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0%
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Biggest win
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TBD
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0–0
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TBD
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Month Day, Year
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Biggest defeat
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/lolg/
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6–1
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/domg/
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14 June 2014
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First match
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/lolg/
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6–1
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/domg/
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14 June 2014
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Meta information
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/domg/ is a team ready to tackle the /vg/ League 3, after their stunning performance in the /vg/ League 2. While nobody in the general has any real knowledge of how to play soccer, learning that is nothing compared to mastering the deep and complex game that is Dominions. There's only one problem - /domg/ is full of nothing but scrubs who couldn't play their way out of a wet paper bag, regardless of whether we're playing Dominions or divegrass. Our captain's got four blesses, no scales, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
(Old)Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/v6ix5bol1oshixs/domg.rar
Roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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2000 ghosts in a fort
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1
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Useless Kick
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1
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Heroic Obesity
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1
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Burden of Time
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1
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Illfraud
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1
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Turnbullying
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1
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Ded Llama
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1
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>crossbows
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1
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Remove Elves
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1
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Quadbless Mictlan
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1
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Forester Bob
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No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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100 PD
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1
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Angry Stone Face
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1
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Astral 1
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1
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Giant Man-Eating Jews
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1
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Grigorius
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1
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Pankoman
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1
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Desura Thug
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1
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Eater of the Dead
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1
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itdepends
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1
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>avg /domg/ pretender
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1
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Aboleth Traps
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1
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Misfortune 3
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Roster(no positions)
No.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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1
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100 PD
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Truly an invulnerable defense! An impenetrable bastion, an aegis of righteousness! Nothing can possibly defeat 100 points of province defense!
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1
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2000 ghosts in a fort
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2spoopy
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1
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Angry Stone Face
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FEED ME ULMITES
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1
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Eater of the Dead
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The Eater of the Dead is a huge, amorphous mass of semi-liquefied, dead flesh. Arms, legs and half-melted heads are extended and retracted from the putrid mass, surrounded by an overpowering smell of decay. The Eater of the Dead was once banished to the Void by the previous Pantokrator. Now some foolish mage has recalled it in the vain hope that it can be controlled and made to play divegrass.
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1
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Heroic Obesity
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Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat.
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1
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Astral 1
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A great thing to have if you're a 70 gold mage. A terrible thing to have as a pretender god, and for much the same reasons.
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1
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Burden of Time
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The God of Ermor has committed the act of ultimate evil against the world of the living by putting the Burden of Time upon the world. As long as this enchantment is active every living being will grow old and die in a few years time.
And then after you pour all your gems into dispelling it he puts it up again next turn.
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1
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Misfortune 3
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What's the worst that could happen?
That just happened. Twice.
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1
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Illfraud
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Fukken Illfraud.
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1
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Turnbullying
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Yelling at people to go do their turns doesn't really speed up games at all, but it sure feels satisfying.
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1
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Useless Kick
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Even when all your arms are lopped off, you can still kick stuff! And kicking stuff is what divegrass is all about. Well, that and diving to the ground of course, but he can do that too!
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1
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Giant Man-Eating Jews
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Carnality incarnate, the jews will not stop until they have consumed the world and everything upon it.
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1
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Pankoman
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After untold eons of reigning supreme over the world, even ultimate power gets boring. When something he barely perceived beckoned, he leapt at the call, eager to relearn ancient longings and passions. And as he left his domain behind and journeyed beyond the world, he beheld a green field, a battlefield, whereupon ideas and concepts compete for victory, in a war called Virtual Divegrass. And he knew he had come to the right place.
Meanwhile, in the world he left behind, the Wheel turns once again.
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1
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Ded Llama
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Died for lack of beer money. RIP.
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1
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Grigorius
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Grigorius the Grigori is an ancient being sent to watch the affairs of contending gods. He answers the call of wishful thinking and will appear and disappear at his own liking.
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1
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Desura Thug
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I didn't choose the thug life, some moron with more gems than brain cells did for me.
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1
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itdepends
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On what? Everything.
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1
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>avg /domg/ pretender
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>implying /domg/ is any good at dominions
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1
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Aboleth Traps
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Gives a new meaning to 'screams like a girl'.
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1
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>crossbows
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1
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Remove Elves
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You're having a gay old time crushing your opponents, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their women and all that, when suddenly ELVES EVERYWHERE, all up in your business, wrecking your shit then disappearing before you can catch them. You go home, but there's an elf hiding behind the tree in the yard. You open the fridge, but there's an elf hiding inside. You try to have breakfast, but there's an elf hiding in your cereal. You go for a swim, but an elf shat in the pool - and his horse too! If you don't want this to happen to you, remember to REMOVE ELVES, early and often!
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1
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Forester Bob
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le ebin maymay
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1
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Quadbless Mictlan
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Who needs stuff like dominion or scales when you can have four major blesses? Four. Major. Blesses.
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Ex-players