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FUCK ARSENAL, FUCK LIVERPOOL, FUCK TOTTENHAM | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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/cfc/ - Chelshit Football Club | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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/cfc/ - Chelshit Football Club
>losing to manure
>losing to liverpoop u-18s
Squad
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Detailed squad
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold | Bronze |
Goalkeepers
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12 | Dinosaur Arms | Imagine replacing the best goalkeeper in the world by paying 70 million for a manlet with t-rex arms... then giving him a 7 year contract... haha... couldnt be chelsea... | |||
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1 | Man of Helm | File:Cech.jpg | The Czech Petr Cech suffered a severe head injury in 2006 and wore a characteristic helmet ever since |
Defenders
Midfield
Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | ||
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7 | N'GOALO | Not just one of the most likable players of all time, N'golo Kante was also an incredible ball winner. | |||
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22 | PASHUN LAD | Can't shoot? Can't pass? Barely any technical ability whatsoever? No need, just play with passion! go on gallagher lad run sam fakin miles | |||
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17 | BOSS | Doesn't matter if you're shit when you're taking home 325 000 pounds a week | |||
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0 | THE GHOST OF SHAKHTAR | As quick and skilled as mpoop but no brains | |||
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18 | heh... my boy GRoudz... | The most handsome man in the world just needs some time | |||
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4 | SEX FABREGAS | Hit the sexiest passes you can imagine | |||
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25 | >115 million for some ngubu | spend big money on unproven players, thanks burgers | |||
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15 | Offsideolas Yellowcardson | Not only is Nicolas Jackson offside at least 5 times per match, he's also picked up 9 yellow cards with only 1 being for something contact related | |||
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19 | FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT | If any form of tussle was starting up, you better believe Diego Costa was at the center of it | |||
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8 | Fat Frank | Frank Lampard had everything; even too much to eat |
Forwards
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10 | Eden Fatzard | One of the greatest natural talents football has ever seen. Also very talented at running to a burger stand after a match. | |||
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11 | DROGBA | A 190cm 90kg pure African monster who was every defender's worst nightmare. |