/nba/
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Bringing the dunkest memes
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/nba/ - National Basketball Association
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Founded
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Manager
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Gregg Popovich
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Owner
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Donald Sterling
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IRL manager
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Vinny del Negro !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 Coach Soryuu Blatt !!o16SVJJscF1
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Team colors
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Chat color
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0253A4 NBA blue
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Ranking
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Highest rank
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()
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Lowest rank
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Top scorer
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Top assister
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(N/A)
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Captain
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Website
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/nba/ - National Basketball Association
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Nickname
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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Biggest win
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TBD
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–
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TBD
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Biggest defeat
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TBD
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TBD
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First match
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TBD
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TBD
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Elite Cup
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Babby Cup
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Team music
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Kits
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/nba/ is the representative for all the apehoop/floorsqueak/jiggaboojam fans out there, aspiring to make it into the Fake Teamb Owl 3.
Roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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16
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Uncle Drew
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8
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Kawaii Leonard
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11
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>Craptors
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30
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TYBD
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23
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LeCramp
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4
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Meme Player
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35
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Silverball
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2
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Is John Wall elite?
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50
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Z-Bo
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27
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Hot Sauce
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5
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Swept in 5
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No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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Torn ACL
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90
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/vc/
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9
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>shaw
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20
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Wade County
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31
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>ball
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22
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Splash Brothers
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69
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Is Cliff Paul real?
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21
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Jimmy G. Buckets
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0
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Westbrick
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14
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Sir Charles
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41
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One Legged Fadeaway
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3
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Practice
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Player |
>de scription
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Uncle Drew |
A total veteran, he gets buckets. He can smell when strikers turned young blood. He totally isn't Kyrie Irving in disguise
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Kawaii Leonard |
Nigga, that's kawaii.
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>craptors |
>meme teams
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TYBD |
THANK YOU BASED DENG
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LeCramp |
Can only work if there's air conditioning in the stadium.
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Meme Player |
Fear the Beard
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Silverball |
Forget about Vince McMahon or the 4chan cup commitee. Adam Silver and his predecessor David Stern are the masters at rigging events.
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Is John Wall elite? |
Yes, no, maybe. Ask again later.
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Z-Bo |
So under rated he didn't make it to medal status.
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Hot Sauce |
Korver Brand Hot Sauce
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Swept in 5 |
The common trash talk in the playoffs, your team isn't going to be swept in 4 games, they're going to be swept in 5.
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Torn ACL |
A striker by nature, he has been relegated to the sub GK spot as part of his rehab process.
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/vc/ |
Vinsanity, Half-Man Half-Amazing this defender can style on your strikers, especially if they're named Frédéric Weis.
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>shaw |
>shaw
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Wade County |
This thread now belongs to Wade County
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>ball |
>ball
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Splash Brothers |
The duo of Klay Thompson and Steph Curry have been combined
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Is Cliff Paul real? |
Identical twins separated at birth Chris and Cliff Paul went on to have different careers, one became an one-and-done super star and the other one went on to be a successful State Farm agent.
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Jimmy G. Buckets |
The G stands for GETS
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Westbrick |
The definition of anti clutch, Russell Westbrook also doesn't human at all. >Dentbrook
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One-Legged Fadeaway |
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Sir Charles |
Round mound of rebound.
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Practice |
I mean, listen, we're talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, we talking about practice. Not a game. Not, not … Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last. Not the game, but we're talking about practice, man.
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Music section