/an/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	Take It To The Vet		Oh your pet is sick? Oh you are asking a 4chan board what is wrong with it? Don't be dumb!
GK	Corgi		Much better than your loser pup, Corgi plans on using it's master race status to stop any striker that tries to get by him. Corgi thread? Corgi thread.
GK	Zoology		The study of animal biology. Your typical /an/on doesn't seem to understand it, but many claim to know it. Had a hard time choosing a side between /an/ and /sci/, but feels he made the right choice, and has never looked back.

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Evil Pitbull		They aren't that bad. See look, he likes me. He's just licking my face cause he lik- OH GOD, MY FACE! HE ATE MY FACE!
CB	Superior Porcupine		One of the unofficial mascots of /an/, Superior Porcupine has proven that a porcupine would kick a dog's ass in a fight.
CB	Leopard Gecko		The best smile in the world of football, Leopard Gecko is the most popular gecko on /an/. Suck it Crested Gecko!
CB	Biscuit		A /an/ legend, Biscuit has been through the ups and downs of /an/. Biscuit continues to be the official treat of good dogs (and other animals) everywhere.
CB	Brown Recluse		The typical answer to "What Is This?" on /an/. Brown Recluse, the Veteran of the team, has taken a step back, going from Silver to bench player on the new M/an/iacs team. Brown Recluse has provided great leadership from the bench.
CB	Domestic Fox		Who needs normal pets when you could have a fox?
CB	Ferret Legging		Tuck your pants into your socks and drop a ferret in there. See how long you, and the ferrett, last.
CB	Sir David Attenborough		The queens own Sir David Attenborough has been a staple of the M/an/iacs since inception. The loyal gent takes the reigns whenever wisdom and maturity are needed. He knows more about animals then your Zoology teacher will ever know.

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
AMF	Canadian Goose		HONK HONK HONK! What a dick!
AMF	What Is This?	Error creating thumbnail: File missing	Got a picture of an /an/imal? Don't know what the fuck it is? /an/ is here to help! Just make a thread, post a pic, and ask "What is this?" Don't be surprised if the first answer is Brown Recluse.
CMF	Sexy Shrimp		Look at that sexy mother fucker! All those colors and patterns. Don't be coy! You know you want it.
DMF	Walrus Overlord		BOW DOWN TO YOUR FUTURE BEARDED LEADER!
DMF	Q-Tip Love Making		So your cat is in heat? Well maybe you should freshen up a bit; shave, take a shower, clean yourself up. Take her out to a nice fancy restaurant, one that doesn't rhyme with Outlive Harden. Wine and dine her. Once she is well fed, take here back to your place. Light some candles, put on some music, and then take it to the bedroom. Now is your chance! Throw her on the bed, prop her butt up in the air and shove your warm, moist Q-Tip into her vaginal cavity and rotate gently along the vaginal wall... Or you could get her spayed like a normal fucking person.
CMF	Sun Bear		Look at that tongue. Better hide your waifu, cause he knows how to use it.
CMF	Ecofeminism		The slut of /an/. "Mother" Nature tends to have many connections with the female population. Both have been oppressed, both are nurturing, and neither is MAKING ME A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW!
DMF	Fuck Off Vegan		I love animals...They're delicious!
DMF	Invasive Species		Man FUCK your garden! This is our yard now.
DMF	Skeptical Cat		He doesn't believe your shit. Take it somewhere else!

Strikers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CF	Honey Badger		The figure head of the M/an/iacs. HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!
SS	Spacebat		The little bat that could. He had one dream, and that dream was space. And damn it, if he didn't get it! He has now set his sights on the 4chan Cup with a new dream, being champion.