This is the roster of players for /pol/.
Statistics are begun at the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup due to lack of archived data.
Active Roster
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Name
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Description
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Goals
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Assists
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Saves
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Fouls
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22
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BUILD WALL
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It is time to make sure Mexico sends no more rapists and murderers.
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0
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2
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0
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1
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JIDF
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Leading the Fight Against Antisemitism & Terrorism. Coordinating Concerned Citizens Globally. Promoting Israel, Jewish Pride, Knowledge, and Unity. But more importantly keeping the /pol/ goal-net safe from those racist racist goals.
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0
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0
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0
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99
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Assad
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If there's a man out there who you can simply not Mossad, it would certaintly be the based Syrian leader & career /pol/ack goalkeeper Assad.
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0
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0
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??
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0
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File:PolDinduNuffin.png
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2
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Dindu Nuffin
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He dindu nuffin, he a good boi he was an honor roll student he's been goin to church every week 'bout to get his lyf on track my church need mo money fo them programs das rayciss man police brutality hands up dont shoot
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0
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0
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7
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DEUS VULT
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The time as come for the heretics to meet their demize; The God serving Knights have risen once more to fight the Holy War and take back the Christian lands from the goat-loving sand monkeys. Si Deus Pro Nobis, Quis Contras Nos?
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12
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Jihadi John
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قطع رأس الذين يهينون الله النبي الحقيقي محمد شاكر تحدث الحقيقة السويد هو لنا ، وسوف يموت أوروبا إلى الإسلام, TAKBIRRRR ALLAHU ACKBAR!
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0
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0
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0
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1
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17
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Christ Chan
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Reminder that /pol/ is a christian board
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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File:PolRedpill.png
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24
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Red Pill
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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay on /pol/ and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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0
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0
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0
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1
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File:PolRandPaul.jpg
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29
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Rand Paul
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0
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0
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14
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Moonman
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0
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0
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0
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0
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28
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Ben Garrison
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Prominent anti-Semite and leader of the American Nazi Party's Ministry of Public Enlightenment.
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0
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0
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File:PolZimmerman.jpg
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10
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Zimmerman
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CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM. CAN'T SIMMER THE ZIMMER.
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0
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0
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0
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0
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16
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Doom Paul
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IT'S HAPPENING
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3
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0
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0
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0
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0
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6
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Jews
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Oy Vey. The greatest collectors of shekels ever. Remember the 6 gorillion.
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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88
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Hitler
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The Führer
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3
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0
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0
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0
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0
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76
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Donald Trump
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The unstumpable. Self-made billionaire who believes in eliminating enemies and making America great again.
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4
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Retired Players
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Picture
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Name
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Description
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Caps
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Goals
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Assists
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Saves
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Fouls
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File:PolDorner.png
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Dorner
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YOU CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER. Not with a large manhunt, not with shots on goal.
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File:PolDailyReminder.png
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Daily Reminder
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Today he will remind you that /pol/ is The irreverent board on the 4CC and 4chan itself.
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0
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0
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0
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1
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File:PolComeHomeWhiteMan
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COME HOME WHITE MAN
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It is time, White Man.
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0
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0
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0
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Straw Man
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Nothing like counter-acting your opponents formation by... counter-acting a formation he isn't even using? Calling out the strawman arguments in our enemy's faulty narrative is an assure way of staying on top of the table.
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Stormfront
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??
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0
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0
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0
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0
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