/biz/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Janet Yellen		Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place as the #1 /biz/ Goalkeeper, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in front of net.
51	GK	Firm Handshake		The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake.
52	GK	>Ebay		The best place to sell Memes and Meme Accessories, eBay General is one of the oldest general threads on the board.

Defenders

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
2	CB	/collegeadv/		College Major power rankings, debt talk and general shitposting. You can always find at least one thread on /biz/ telling you not to bother with college. Just start a billion dollar company, how hard can it be?
3	CB	Accounting Major		The only real answer to your /collegeadv/ questions, these two young players link up to anchor the /biz/ backline.
4	LB	Robinhood		Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low.
5	RB	80s Guy		The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep.
21	CB	Bears		The more pessimistic member of his back line pairing, Bears hopes to keep his offensive counterparts from crashing the /biz/ defensive line.
22	CB	Bulls		More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup.
23	CB	Pyramid Scheme		Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right?
24	LB	Long Doge		What's the best way to move out of the defense and into the offense? With a LONG DOGE, of course.
25	RB	Fuck The Poor		Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Midfielders

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
6	DMF	Tai Lopez		A fan favorite of the /biz/ midfield, Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success?
7	CMF	Yatch		Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch.
8	AMF	Chip Warmer		Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ midfield.
31	CMF	Idea Guy		"I think we should be aggressive and score more goals, but I'm only a 77 so I can't score shit. I'll take 50% of the goals for the idea, though."
32	CMF	Sell Me This PES		A classic anchor of the /biz/ midfield, Sell Me This PES looks to take on a more supportive role in 2016 and beyond.
33	LMF	Forex		Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though.
34	RMF	Vicks Vaporub		Anyone can suck dicks, but only he has the Vicks.

Forwards

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
9	CF	$1/Pop		/biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop.
10	SS	Martin Shkreli		He's human scum that denied the chronically ill access to simple drugs, just to make a buck. He's a possible Hack Fraud under SEC investigation. He's everything /biz/ is and wants to be. We hate him 'cause we ain't him.
11	SS	Bitcoin Millionaire		He's come on hard times recently, but Bitcoin Millionaire remains a respected veteran and formidable scorer.
41	SS	Jack Bogle		Founder of The Vanguard Group, investment strategist, and author. Mentor and hero to /biz/ investors everywhere.