/drw/

JUST A CITY BOY
BORN AND RAISED IN
S O U T H
D E T R O I T

/drw/
...And there's no place I'd rather be.
/drw/ - Detroit Red Wings
Founded 15 May, 1926 Manager Ken Holland Owner Mike Illitch IRL manager PAVAL™ !!EJHFfR1QBCy Team color Chat color Top scorer () Top assister () Captain HANRAK ZATTARBACK Website /drw/ - Detroit Red Wings Nickname The Red Wings
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Throw Your Wings Up Goal horn Red Wings, My Red Wings! Victory Anthem Don't Stop Believing
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 34   GK Young Mrazek 55   CB Kronwalled 2   CB Smith Kid 5   CB RIP Liddy 41   DMF Based Glendening 15   CMF Sheahan 40   CMF HANRAK ZATTARBACK 43   LMF DARRAN HALM 13   RMF PAVAL DATSACK 71   SS Snip Show 8   CF Abbagator

No. Position Player 35   GK Seasonal Depression Disorder 30   GK Ozzie Goat 47   CB Al Marchenko 27   CB Quincey 65   CB DDK 20   CB BINGO BANGO! 88   CB Octopus 57   CMF Mitch Callahan's Face 17   CMF >pizza dome 9   SS The Production Line 14   SS The Goose 39   CF Supermantha

Team Overview

The one and only Detroit Red Wings. The currently best franchise in the entire world (with no apologies to Manchester United, Bayern Munich, San Antonio Spurs) is now a divegrass team. The divegrass team was created without spending a single minute in testing. Also they're only modern memes, not franchise-aged memes. And not even full memes tbh, just player names plus some memes. ROFL, WAS MY DAMAGE CONTROL SUCCESSFUL?

Hoping to play in /ag/_League tbh.

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And no, there is no space for Gordie Howe on the team, as I'm only using current players. However, it is worth reminding that he is the greatest player in the history of the game.