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JUST A CITY BOY
BORN AND RAISED IN
S O U T H
D E T R O I T

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/drw/
...And there's no place I'd rather be.
Drw logo.png
/drw/ - Detroit Red Wings
Founded 15 May, 1926
Manager Ken Holland
Owner Mike Illitch
IRL manager PAVAL™ !!EJHFfR1QBCy
Team colors
Chat color E62323
Red Wing Red
Top scorer Gordie Howe (786)
Top assister Steve Yzerman (1063)
Captain HANRAK ZATTARBACK
Website /drw/ - Detroit Red Wings
Nickname The Red Wings
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
6 0 4 10 60%
GF GA GD
20 30 -10
Biggest win
/drw/ Drw icon.png 3–0 エイト icon.png /エイト/
7 July 2016
Biggest defeat
/rlg/ Rlg icon.png 4–0 Drw icon.png /drw/
15 October 2016
First match
/drw/ Drw icon.png 3–2 Hsrpg icon.png /hsrpg/
4 July 2016
Team music
Anthem Throw Your Wings Up
Victory Anthem Don't Stop Believing
Playoff Anthem Get Your Red On!

Goal horn Red Wings, My Red Wings!
Alt. Goal Horn If THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 scores
Kits


Roster

No. Position Player
34
  GK
Young Mrazek
55
  CB
Kronwalled
2
  CB
Smith Kid
5
  CB
RIP Liddy
41
  DMF
HANRAK ZATTARBACKCaptain
15
  CMF
Mitch Callahan's Face
40
  CMF
BASED GLENDENING
43
  LWF
DARRAN HALM
13
  RWF
THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7
71
  CF
Snip Show
8
  CF
Abbagator
No. Position Player
35
  GK
Seasonal Depression Disorder
47
  CB
Al Marchenko
27
  CB
Quincey
65
  CB
DDK
20
  CB
BINGO BANGO!
88
  CB
Octopus
57
  CMF
Sheahan
20
  CMF
Silver Miller
17
  CMF
>pizza dome
9
  CMF
The Production Line
14
  CF
The Goose
39
  CF
Supermantha

Team Overview

The one and only Detroit Red Wings. The currently best franchise in the entire world (with no apologies to Manchester United, Bayern Munich, San Antonio Spurs) is now a divegrass team. Which was created without spending a single minute in testing. Also they are only modern memes, not franchise-aged memes. And not even full memes tbh, just player names plus some memes. ROFL, WAS MY DAMAGE CONTROL SUCCESSFUL?

Gordie Howe

And no, there is no space for Gordie Howe on the team (other than The Production Line), as I'm only using (mostly) current players. However, it is worth reminding that he is the greatest player in the history of the game.

Aesthetics

Soon...

Fixtures

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
4 July 2016 vs. Hsrpg icon.png /hsrpg/ /ag/_League 3-2 Goal 39' The Goose, Goal 81' Supermantha, Goal 87' THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7
7 July 2016 vs. エイト icon.png /エイト/ /ag/_League 3-0 Goal 10' DARRAN HALM, Goal 75'89' Abbagator
8 July 2016 @ Kanker icon.png /kanker/ /ag/_League 4-1 Goal 32' Snip Show
9 July 2016 @ Metallurgy icon.png /metallurgy/ /ag/_League 2-3 Goal 22'30' Abbagator
15 October 2016 @ Rlg icon.png /rlg/ No_Bully_Bowl 4-0
16 October 2016 vs. Wsr icon.png /wsr/ No_Bully_Bowl 2-1 Goal 58' Abbagator, Goal 90+' Silver Miller
21 October 2016 @ Haniwa icon.png /haniwa/ No_Bully_Bowl 0-1 Goal 8' DARRAN HALM
22 October 2016 @ Epl icon.png /epl/ No_Bully_Bowl 1-4 Goal 8' THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7, Goal 62' HANRAK ZATTARBACK, Goal 66'90+2' Abbagator
22 October 2016 @ Ghost icon.png /ghost/ No_Bully_Bowl 2-2(p) Goal 3' BASED GLENDENING,Goal 109' Abbagator
22 October 2016 @ Eeee icon.png /eeee/ No_Bully_Bowl 3-2 Goal 25'33' DARRAN HALM

Competition History

/ag/ League

The /ag/ League was /drw/'s first foray into any organized or competitive play. They were allowed into the tournament by way of the third (and final!) backup slot. The team didn't feature any spicy memes or hot new aesthetics, but attempted (and will continue to attempt) strange and unused formations and tactics, somewhat subconsciously akin to hockey tactics as well.

They were drawn into Group H with Hsrpg icon.png /hsrpg/, エイト icon.png /エイト/ and Kanker icon.png /kanker/, playing them in that order. Their first match against /hsrpg/ started off a little tense and took a turn for the worse, but a little riggy diggy and meme magic through a #Supersub equalizer and literal Magic go-ahead goal gave them their first competitive win in their first game. The next match against /エイト/ went somewhat smoother than the previous one - a calm, controlled performance throughout by /drw/ against a team more goofy than intended. The following group stage game between /hsrpg/ and /kanker/ featured a tying Burning Love goal with only a few minutes remaining. That goal forced a draw between the two teams, officially giving /drw/ a place in the knockout stages.

Their final group stage match against /kanker/ started as a disaster, conceding 4 goals in the opening 24 minutes. While they were always going to be a tough side, /drw/ failed to muster much of anything after the opening flurry and this conceded their group-topping position /kanker/.

As a group runner-up, /drw/ were drawn with Metallurgy icon.png /metallurgy/ in the opening round of the knockouts. The match started out with some energy for both teams, but /drw/ struck first and took hold of the momentum. Abbagator scored from a Datsyuk cross (though he wasn't credited for the assist) and then did nearly the same from a Helm pass from the opposite side. /drw/ looked to be in control and nearly had a third goal-scoring chance multiple times, but PES had its way and /metallurgy/ found its way back into the match. Some simple tactical changes and some excellent runs from their strikers created goals that not only got them level, but gave them a third goal, scored at 81', that doomed Detroit. As a consolation prize, /metallurgy/ went on to face /kanker/ in the final.

/drw/ would like to thank the people who organized the AGL for the opportunity to show off some goofy tactics and ensure everyone who cares that /drw/ will compete in as many invitationals and tournaments as possible!


No Bully Bowl

/drw/ signed up to compete in the No Bully Bowl, beginning Saturday, October 15th. Their first match against Rlg icon.png /rlg/ ended in a disaster. While they limited /rlg/ heavily through the first 80' minutes of play (apart from a bad giveaway on 67'), /drw/ were unable to generate any offense (literally) during the entire game. The last 10 minutes of the game destroyed /drw/'s goal differential, putting the finishing touches on a game that was barely in reach from the start. With a mountain to climb, /drw/ next faced a desperate Wsr icon.png /wsr/ team that was denied a goal on multiple occasions due to either great goalkeeping or >PES. /drw/ started out a little smoother, scoring their first goal of the tournament a few moments after the 2nd half kicked off. Smith Kid made things interesting with an own goal about 10 minutes later (though it really should've been a Wasuri goal from a breakaway anyways), but an improbable Silver Miller go-ahead goal in the dying moments of the game gave /drw/ life.

Their final group stage game was against Haniwa icon.png /haniwa/, a team featuring Silver Super-subs. Having just edged out /rlg/ in the previous match and sitting at a comfortable 6 points, /drw/'s goal differential meant that a 2-goal /drw/ win would still allow /haniwa/ to advance. An /rlg/ against /wsr/ would still eliminate /drw/ via the 6-6-6-0 tragedy. /drw/ scored the goal they needed in the first 10 minutes of the game then ground out a tidy 1-0 result. /rlg/ took care of business in the next match, losing handily to a sleeping dragon-esque /wsr/. Thus, /drw/ clinched one of 8 playoff spots.

In the fourth and last knockout pairing, /drw/ were drawn against Epl icon.png /epl/, another team with an experienced 4CC manager. The two sides began a breathtaking game of divegrass, but /drw/ and PES took over the last 30 minutes of the game, tying a young record for /drw/'s best match result.

With bully-favorites /epl/ cast aside, /drw/ then faced Ghost icon.png /ghost/ in the semi-final in a match that could be argued as match of the tournament. BASED GLENDENING of ALL players scored from kickoff abuse to open the match. /ghost/ answered about 20 minutes later from a great Vengful Menman shot. The rest of the match played out with rope-tight tension into extra time, though getting there was no easy task for either team. Near the end of the first extra time period, My Spooky Ghost Waifu broke free from Zattarback's previously iron-gripped clutches to score for /ghost/. However, /drw/ hit right back, leveling the match just 4 minutes into the second frame. Both teams hung on desperately for the sweet release of benuldies. In the end, after 14 perfect penalties, Hsien-ko sent one straight down the middle, to which Mrazek adjusted as he'd been diving on previous save attempts. Smith Kid buried the next penalty, sending /drw/ to the final.

/drw/'s last opponent was Eeee icon.png /eeee/, a team comprised of high-caliber offensive tactics beset against /drw/'s typically stout backline and deep midfield. The match started out marvelously for /drw/, with a DARRAN HALM brace in the first 30-odd minutes of play. /eeee/ made some tactical changes after the 2nd concession and immediately got themselves back into the game. /drw/ countered with changes of their own, but in their changes failed to convert a scoring chance to reclaim their 2-goal lead. /eeee/ tied the game with 20 minutes to go, reclaiming any momentum they lost at the start of the game. Sadly, in the dying moments of normal time, Bingo Bango was caught in possession deep in his own zone and gave away /drw/'s chance at a title.

But seriously, in the end, /drw/ got improbably far and played admirably. Their manager is extremely proud of their run and ensures that this will not be the last time they are seen! Massive thank you to everyone who supported and supports the Winged Wheel! LGRW

Statistics

Goals Assists MotM Saves Shutouts
Abbagator 8 Abbagator 5 Abbagator 3 Young Mrazek 26 (4-3) Young Mrazek 2
DARRAN HALM 4 DARRAN HALM 5 DARRAN HALM 1 Seasonal Depression Disorder 6 (2-1)
THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 2 THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 4 Supermantha 1
HANRAK ZATTERBACK 1 Supermantha 3 THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 1
Supermantha 1 >pizza dome 1
The Goose 1
Snip Show 1
Silver Miller 1
Player Caps
Abbagator 10
DARRAN HALM 10
HANRAK ZATTARBACK 10
THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 10
BASED GLENDENING 7 (3)
Sheahan 7(2)
The Production Line 2 (6)
RIP Liddy 7
Smith Kid 7
Young Mrazek 7
Supermantha 0 (7)
Kronwalled 6
Silver Miller 0 (6)
Mitch Callahan's Face 5
Quincey 5
>pizza dome 3 (2)
The Goose 3 (1)
Snip Show 3(1)
Seasonal Depression Disorder 3
Al Marchenko 2
Bingo Bango! 2
DDK 1