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Roster
| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
| Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
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Good Guy Greg | 
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Guy shoots at goal, Greg doesn't mind. | — | ||
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Capt. Hindsight |
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Well I should have dived to stop that ball. | — | ||
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le voldemort face |
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>that feel when reddit has given you another name | — |
Defenders
| Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
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Autistic |
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As awkward as he might be on school, on the field he's the boss. | — | ||
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Relationshit |
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Your failed relationship has given you some pretty rage, use it on the field! | — | ||
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Bitches & Whores |
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Suspiciously similar to /r9k/'s pairing of Beaches and Shores | — | ||
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Moralfag |
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Always moaning on at his teammates for cheating on their partners or sleeping with underaged girls. | — | ||
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Brojobs |
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"Hey /adv/, I'm not gay but how do I convince my best friend to let me suck his dick?" | — | ||
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Polyamory |
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what every s/adv/irgin will be a victim of | — | ||
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Pick-Up Artist |
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a pick-up artist: what every s/adv/irgin wants to be | — |
Midfielders
| Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
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Wat do? |
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I HAVE A PROBLEM /adv/ WAT DO? | S24 - Lunging Tackle | ||
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Friendzoned |
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A good friend of Femanon. And that's all he will ever be to her. | P02 - Anchor Man P08 - Pinpoint Pass S19 - Weighted Pass | ||
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Suicide |
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Gained his name for his "suicidal" tackles. And also because he wants to kill himself. | S05 - Speed Merchant | ||
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Ass Burgers |
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Uses his self-diagnosed Aspergers syndrome as an excuse to be a dick to everyone. | S05 - Speed Merchant | ||
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5inchdick |
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His long range goals seem to be compensating for something. | S01 - One-touch play S06 - Long Range Drive S13 - Step On Skills | ||
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Cheating GF |
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A cheater in relationships and in football, she will make sure her team wins by any means. | S01 - One-touch play S05 - Speed Merchant | ||
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Please Respond |
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Pls respond ;_; | S24 - Lunging Tackle | ||
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1st World Problems |
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Shit, no moneys to buy that awesome iPad | S24 - Lunging Tackle | ||
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Venting |
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Technically against the rules, but you're not going to stop a pissed off teenager from whining. | S05 - Speed Merchant | ||
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Suicide Hotline |
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/adv/'s sole contact in its phonebook | S05 - Speed Merchant | ||
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OKCupid |
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/adv/'s dating site of choice. Needless to say, they never get any messages. | S05 - Speed Merchant | ||
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Femanon |
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Hey /adv/, femanon here | S05 - Speed Merchant |
Forward
| Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
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s/adv/irgin |
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27 years old and still a virgin, he just can't figure out how to get laid. | P12 - Goal Poacher S01 - One-touch play S02 - Outside Curve |
Notable Former Players
| Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||||
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Beta As Fuck |
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One of the team's former bronze players, he scored 5 goals for the board before having his contract terminated as he was also playing for /r9k/. This resulted in a confusing and embarrasing incident where we was seen playing against himself in an Autumn Babby Cup match. | — |
Original Roster
These players played in the original 2011 4chan Summer Cup. The roster was completely remade prior to /adv/'s return to the 4chan Cup.
