/biz/ Roster

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Players

Key

Starter

Sub

Bronze

Silver

Gold

Active Players

Goalkeepers

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
GK		1	HODL	JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS
GK		77	Stinky Linkies	MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY
GK		2	NO CASH OUT	Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job. Thank you.

Defenders

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
CB		30	Bullrun Soros
CB		10	Nice Just Bought 100k
CB		20	Lambo
CB		6	(((Ripple)))
CB		15	Blockfolio Rate
LB		40	4000 OMG
RB		16	THEY'RE AWAKE

Midfielders

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
DMF		7	Buy High Sell Low
CMF		19	Bitcoin Billionaire
LMF		49	Dump It
RMF		4	Pajeet
AMF		94	Money Skeleton	Thank you Money Skeleton!
DMF		18	Nocoiner
DMF		50	Bagholder
DMF		5	Digimarines
CMF		21	BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC	I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC
CMF		22	SELL SELL SELL	This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell.
CMF		23	Whales

Forwards

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
SS		99	Sminem
CF		0	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH	I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Old Players

Picture	Name	Description
	Firm Handshake	The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake.
	$1/Pop	/biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop.
	80s Guy	The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep.
	Fuck The Poor	Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
	Chip Warmer	Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ backfield.
	Oil Prices	One of /biz/'s oldest threads - nothing but endless shitposting since Oil Prices began to drop in 2014, but they've managed to chug on since.
	Tai Lopez	Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success?
	Bulls	More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup.
	How Do I Get Rich?	Every /biz/ regular's least favorite thread - the only thing an outsider asks is how to get rich quick.
	Janet Yellen	Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place in the /biz/ Goal, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in the /biz/ backfield.
	Pyramid Scheme	Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right?
	Ethercuck	Some call it a technological marvel, but to /biz/, it's all about Buying the Dip and making sure not to be left holding the bag. The latest /biz/ money-making sensation
	Forex	Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though.
	Robinhood	Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low.
	Step 1: Be A Jew	You had to know this was coming. The Chosen People know how to make a buck or two, and we can only hope that their PES equivalent can bring /biz/ Plenty of Goals.
	Yatch	Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch.