/hato/
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Keeping Russia out, America in, and brainlets down.
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/hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO
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Founded
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February 19th, 2019
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IRL manager
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OmniO
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Team colors
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Chat color
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667dd1 NATO Light Blue
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Top scorer
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N/A (N/A)
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Top assister
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N/A (N/A)
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Captain
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Fuck Argies
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Website
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/hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO
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Nickname
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No nickname
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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Biggest win
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TBD
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–
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TBD
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Biggest defeat
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TBD
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–
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TBD
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First match
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TBD
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–
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TBD
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Team music
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Goal horn
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TBD
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Player X Horn
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TBD
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Kits
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Created solely for the purpose of keeping /blyat/ in check, /hato/ keeps the world safe from the threat of commies, slavs, and cheap vodka.
Until World War III, anyways.
Roster text and images WIP while I update the aesthetics
Lineup
No.
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Position
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Player
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11
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Kraut Space magic
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4
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1 Star MG
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75
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PTSD
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50
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>A >FUCKING >LEAF
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6
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(((Greatest Ally)))
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19
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TWO WORLD WARS
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9
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No Stoppan Power
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16
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Jack Daniels
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5
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Gorilla Warfare
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69
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xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx
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82
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Fuck Argies
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No.
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Position
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Player
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17
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Fantasy Heroes
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3
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Sorry Belgium
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1
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Sniper Wolf
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49
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Buyfag
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67
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Is That a FAMAS?
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85
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Quality Control
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20
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Tactical Tuna
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36
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Angry Meido
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41
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HKM4
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23
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Offensive Handgun
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90
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RUSH B
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2
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2B
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Top row, left to right: Kraut Space Magic, 1 Star MG, TWO WORLD WARS, No Stoppan Power, PTSD, Fuck Argies. Bottom row: (((Greatest Ally))),
>A >FUCKING >LEAF, xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx, Jack Daniels, Gorilla Warfare
Exports
Exports follow Semantic Versioning. When loading, major version numbers must match, eg. 3.X
Aesthetics
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Audio
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Tactical
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Pastebin
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Roster
WIP.
Goalkeepers
No.
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Pos.
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Name
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Potrait
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Description
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Official Art
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In-PES Character Model
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11
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Kraut Space Magic
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File:Hato por ksm.jpg
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Before joining /gfg/, Sleepo Beepo was busy serving in the Kraut Space Force, keeping the stars safe from the Red Menace.
Its special ammunition was definitely a factor in the G11 not being adopted due to "lack of possibility for NATO standardization". Which is kind of the point.
Back text: LIKE CLOCKWORK
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File:Hato ass ksm.png
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Defense
Midfield
Forwards