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/hato/
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Keeping Russia out, America in, and brainlets down. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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/hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Created solely for the purpose of keeping /blyat/ in check, /hato/ keeps the world safe from the threat of commies, slavs, and cheap vodka.
Until World War III, anyways.
Roster text and images WIP while I update the aesthetics
Lineup
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Exports
Exports follow Semantic Versioning. When loading, major version numbers must match, eg. 3.X
Aesthetics | Audio | Tactical | Pastebin |
Roster
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
WIP.
Goalkeepers
No. | Pos. | Name | Potrait | Description | Official Art | In-PES Character Model | ||
11 |
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Kraut Space Magic | File:Hato por ksm.jpg |
Before joining /gfg/, Sleepo Beepo was busy serving in the Kraut Space Force, keeping the stars safe from the Red Menace. Its special ammunition was definitely a factor in the G11 not being adopted due to "lack of possibility for NATO standardization". Which is kind of the point. Back text: LIKE CLOCKWORK |
File:Hato ass ksm.png |
Defense
No. | Pos. | Name | Potrait | Description | Official Art | In-PES Character Model | ||
4 |
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1 Star MG | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS... |
File:Hato ass 1starmg.png | |||
75 |
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PTSD | File:Hato por ptsd.jpg |
After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over. But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT |
File:Hato ass ptsd.png | |||
17 |
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Fantasy Heroes | File:Hato por fantasy.jpg |
A shitty mobage stole Glock 17's art. Back text: DEMON RISING |
File:Hato ass fantasy.png | |||
3 |
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Sorry Belgium | File:Hato por ptsd.jpg |
In a room full of FN management, some displaced or wounded by the Nazis, a senior German ranking officer asked for a production licence to manufacture FALs within West Germany. Back text: WE SAID SORRY |
File:Hato art 1starmg-gk.png | File:Hato ass 1starmg.png | ||
50 |
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>A >FUCKING >LEAF | File:Hato por afl.jpg |
Holds the world record for longest sniper kill at 3,540 metres. Made in America, but the shooter was... you guessed it. Back text: WORLD RECORD |
File:Hato ass afl.png | |||
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Sniper Wolf | File:Hato por sw.jpg |
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File:Hato ass sw.png | |||
6 |
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(((Greatest Ally))) | File:Hato por ga.jpg |
Back text: BROS... |
File:Hato ass ga.png | |||
49 |
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Buyfag | File:Hato por buyf.jpg |
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File:Hato ass buyf.png |
Midfield
No. | Pos. | Name | Potrait | Description | Official Art | In-PES Character Model | ||
19 |
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TWO WORLD WARS | File:Hato por tww.jpg |
Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS... |
File:Hato ass tww.png | |||
9 |
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No Stoppan Power | File:Hato por nsp.jpg | File:Hato ass nsp.png | ||||
67 |
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is that a famas | File:Hato por famas.jpg | File:Hato ass famas.png | ||||
85 |
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Quality Control | File:Hato por qc.jpg |
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File:Hato ass qc.png | |||
16 |
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Jack Daniels | File:Hato por jd.jpg |
Back text: BROS... |
File:Hato ass jd.png
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20 |
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Tactical Tuna | File:Hato por tt.jpg |
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File:Hato ass tt.png
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36 |
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Angry Meido | File:Hato por angry.jpg |
Back text: BROS... |
File:Hato ass angry.png
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5 |
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Gorilla Warfare | File:Hato por gw.jpg |
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File:Hato ass gw.png | |||
41 |
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HKM4 | File:Hato por hkm4.jpg |
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23 |
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Offensive Handgun | File:Hato por offh.jpg |
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File:Hato ass offh.png |
Forwards
No. | Pos. | Name | Potrait | Description | Official Art | In-PES Character Model | ||
69 |
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xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS... |
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90 |
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RUSH B | File:Hato por ptsd.jpg |
But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT |
File:Hato ass ptsd.png | |||
82 |
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Fuck Argies | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg | File:Hato art 1starmg-gk.png | File:Hato ass 1starmg.png | |||
2 |
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2B | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg | File:Hato art 1starmg-gk.png | File:Hato ass 1starmg.png |