/hato/

/hato/
Keeping Russia out, America in, and brainlets down.
/hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO
Founded February 19th, 2019 IRL manager OmniO Team colors Chat color 667dd1 NATO Light Blue Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Fuck Argies Website /hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem TBD Victory Anthem TBD Goal horn TBD Player X Horn TBD
Kits

Created solely for the purpose of keeping  /blyat/ in check, /hato/ keeps the world safe from the threat of commies, slavs, and cheap vodka.

Until World War III, anyways.

Roster text and images WIP while I update the aesthetics

Lineup

No. Position Player 11   GK Kraut Space Magic 4   CB 1 Star MG 75   CB PTSD 50   LB >A >FUCKING >LEAF 6   RB (((Greatest Ally))) 19   DMF TWO WORLD WARS 9   DMF No Stoppan Power 16   CMF Jack Daniels 5   AMF Gorilla Warfare 69   SS xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx 82   CF Fuck Argies

No. Position Player 17   CB Fantasy Heroes 3   CB Sorry Belgium 1   LB Sniper Wolf 49   RB Buyfag 67   DMF Is That a FAMAS? 85   DMF Quality Control 20   CMF Tactical Tuna 36   CMF Angry Meido 41   AMF HKM4 23   AMF Offensive Handgun 90   SS RUSH B 2   CF 2B

Top row, left to right: Kraut Space Magic, 1 Star MG, TWO WORLD WARS, No Stoppan Power, PTSD, Fuck Argies. Bottom row: (((Greatest Ally))), >A >FUCKING >LEAF, xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx, Jack Daniels, Gorilla Warfare

Exports

Exports follow Semantic Versioning. When loading, major version numbers must match, eg. 3.X

Aesthetics	Audio	Tactical	Pastebin
v3.1 All versions	v3.0	v3.1 All versions	v3.0

Roster

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WIP.

Goalkeepers

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	Official Art	In-PES Character Model
11	GK	Kraut Space Magic		Before joining /gfg/, Sleepo Beepo was busy serving in the Kraut Space Force, keeping the stars safe from the Red Menace. Its special ammunition was definitely a factor in the G11 not being adopted due to "lack of possibility for NATO standardization". Which is kind of the point. Back text: LIKE CLOCKWORK

Defense

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	Official Art	In-PES Character Model
4	CB	1 Star MG		Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS...
75	CB	PTSD		After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over. But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT
17	CB	Fantasy Heroes		A shitty mobage stole Glock 17's art. Pic Back text: DEMON RISING
3	CB	Sorry Belgium		In a room full of FN management, some displaced or wounded by the Nazis, a senior German ranking officer asked for a production licence to manufacture FALs within West Germany. They said no. Back text: WE SAID SORRY
50	LB	>A >FUCKING >LEAF		Holds the world record for longest sniper kill at 3,540 metres. Made in America, but the shooter was... you guessed it. Back text: WORLD RECORD
1	LB	Sniper Wolf		"I was born on a battlefield. Raised on a battlefield. Gunfire, sirens and screams... they were my lullabies... Hunted like dogs, day after day... driven from our ragged shelters... That... was my life." Back text: SET ME FREE
6	RB	(((Greatest Ally)))		Oy vey, we're your greatest non-NATO ally! Airstrikes? What airstrikes? Back text: REMEMBER THE
49	RB	Buyfag		The laziest bum in the base, she's already skipped past the Blu-rays and figures and gone straight to buying dakis. No wonder your gems were missing! Back text: SLIPPERY SLOPE

Midfield

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	Official Art	In-PES Character Model
19	DMF	TWO WORLD WARS		Officially supplanted by the M9 as late as 1986, this trusty handgun has seen both World Wars, and several more to boot. She's the last line of defense for the team. If the opponent gets past, suicide is painless. Back text: BACK 2 BACK
9	DMF	No Stoppan Power		>9mm Back text: NO BULLY
67	DMF	is that a famas		ready to do some damage Back text: GIVE ME A CLIP
85	DMF	Quality Control
16	CMF	Jack Daniels		Back text: BROS...
20	CMF	Tactical Tuna
36	CMF	Angry Meido		Back text: BROS...
5	AMF	Gorilla Warfare
41	AMF	HKM4
23	AMF	Offensive Handgun

Forwards

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	Official Art	In-PES Character Model
69	SS	xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx		Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS...
90	SS	RUSH B		After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over. That she wouldn't have to watch greenhorns being torn to shreds, their bodies dismantled for spare parts. But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT
82	CF	Fuck Argies
2	CF	2B