/fgoalter/ roster

The players representing /fgoalter/.

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Forward/strikers

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
69	Whassup my Homies!	CF		If they have no Bread, let them eat lead
40	Jalter is Reddit	SS		Jalter is 4channel
30	Waverlet	LB		Reminder if you don't have him now, you'll never get him later on

Midfield

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
29	YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE	AMF		ZABANIYA
11	Shikimod	CMF		Never post THAT on a thread or bitch about Welfareniggers
62	LIZ LOVE!	LMF		Lizfags need to be gassed

Defenders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
??	Wriggle Wriggle	RB		Dancing Altera of Good Gacha
41	f2p btw	CB		30 SSRs
25	OH NO NO NO	CB		Never post THAT on a thread or bitch about Welfareniggers
3	THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN	LB		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
1	JANNU	GK		FASTER

Substitutes

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
19	I Recommend Suicide	CMF		Especially if you play gachashit Wait a second
18	Skillet	CMF		>/4/4/4
6	((see it?))	CB		(((see it?))) ((((((do you see the contradiction?)))))) (((((((((((((((I can see the contradiction but can you see the contradiction???)))))))))))))))) ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((it's so obvious cmon))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
19	19 Years of FUCKING Perfection	LB		"i dont play to lose..." *tips* Autism is not an uncommon sight in Attorney Online, at all really. But one must truly have a high IQ to appreciate an autistic sperg-out after ""losing"" by a 19 year(s of FUCKING perfection) old. Getting so mad over a game where the point is to make an enticing story, not win. RIP Hazama
2	H U T C H	RB		I mean, his name is Hutch. What more do you want me to say?
29	THE WALL	DMF		Power Anal Lana (PAL), Valant Gramarye, Gant *rips evidence*, Maya Fey; all these infamous walls have tortured DA's. When you're 12 contradictions in and the witness still isn't breaking down, you know that you found THE WALL.
17	"omit"	DMF	File:Literally omitted picture.jpeg	you said problem ? just omit. fixed. talked shit ? avoid penalty with omit
12	Turkey, a favorite of mine	CMF		An infamous 51 line testimony by a witness that took hours to complete before both the defense and the prosecution broke down into tears trying to cross-examine this monstrosity. It was spent mostly on all the details of his life during that day of the murder. Really has to be seen to be believed.
15	WHO IS THIS HANDSOME MAN?	CMF		Some have heard rumors about this man, but none know his mysterious origins. For certain he's not Asougi Kazuma though, that would be a spoiler if it was.
0	JUST A PRANK, BRO	LMF		HAHA, THIS WHOLE MURDER WAS JUST A PRANK! GOTCHA, BRO!
33	IT'S ME, AUSTIN	SS		Starting your first testimony as witness with the title "IT'S ME AUSTIN"... Nah, innocent. YOU ALL BOUGHT IT. HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.
33	Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3	SS		Adachi changed the music to Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3 When there's an Adachi on the case, detective, witness, prosecution or otherwise, he did the murder. 100% guaranteed guilt. And then he'll shoot everyone in the courtroom when he gets found out and cause a gunfight as he plays his music, spamming sounds like his laugh all the while. A dangerous madman to watch-out for.

Former Players

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
15	WE GIVE UP	DMF		Sometimes the case is too hard. The prosecution is overbearing, the witness is a wall, the Judge is biased towards the prosecution, too much evidence against your defendant, you suck shit at finding contradictions... Sometimes it's good to just admit defeat and say "WE GIVE UP", just like in my Ace Attorney games. Fired for promoting nihilism in a virtual lawyer simulator's virtual divegrass team.
6	"oh no"	CB		Characteristic words of the (former) administrator of /aog/'s server, whose achievements include: accidentally shutting off the server before going to bed, banning himself multiple times, 17 botched updates, 3 botched hotfixes, and adding a gilvasunner Flintstones remix to the server without knowing. Shine on, you crazy Brazilian. Retired after the stress of administrating a French server filled with Americans all the way from Brazil.
14	A Server of Baguettes and Frog Legs	LB		>french servers >can't even properly work for a shitty game of Ace Attorney Online Literally made out of baguettes and cheese. Sent to the trash heap because French servers are utter garbage and should be eliminated.
2	Great job, Payne	RB		Great job, Payne. Retired for doing a great job, Payne.
17	BURGER GREASE	DMF		Released in the morning once everyone suddenly realized Burger Grease really doesn't cover fingerprints, you fucking moron.
11	FEEN	CB		FEEN the MEME attorney Sacked cause he fucked up too many cases to be useful, and wasn't as entertaining as court jester >Greg.
3	TIMELINES	CB		HOLD IT! Witness, what time is it when you witnessed the murder? "I-I was in shock! I didn't check." Ok. What time did you get to the scene of the crime? When did you call the police? When did you brush your teeth that morning of the murder? What year was it when you killed the victim? When did you decide to commit the crime? What time did you frame my defendant? When will the trial end? When am I getting a contradiction from timelines? All of this in a timeline, please. Fired for being an annoying shit. Seriously, fuck the concept of time, timeless case when?
11	Ear Elephant	CB		Nice "theory"... But that's simply... IRRELEVANT. Fired for not being a real elephant.
6	Verdict pls	CB		The Verdictfag prosecution's hungry plea to the Judge after the very first witness. Sometimes stated by the defense after only finding one contradiction. Fired for being the same as OPEN and SHUT, who needs it?
14	>Sequel Cases	CB		>implying sequels to finished cases ever work Don't even mention all those Lesbian Slumber Party cases, they're all shit. Fired for being a shitty sequel to a shitty case in the first place.
19	Circlecliquejerk Conspiracy	CB		The resident boogeyman of /aog/. THE NAMEFAGS ARE ALL OUT TO GET US, MAN! Kicked out for being a shitty conspiracy. We all know circlejerks don't exist! (except for the discord group)
4	Bantz	RB		If you can't handle the bantz, then you probably have no chance. It's also well-known that the support-attorneys for both benches are only useful for banter, otherwise they are USELESS. Fired for too much bantz, the /vg/ league can't handle it.
12	Blue Ruby	LB		An exceedingly rare jewel found by a detective at a crime scene in one case. When asked about the jewel, the detective insisted that it was a ruby with a blue hue, and has since been found in many other cases as meme evidence. Fired for being impossible. Seriously, a blue fucking ruby? Goalkeepers No. Pos. Name Appearance Description Representation 12   GK Jannu FASTER  /fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General