/biz/ Roster
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Players
Key
Starter | Sub | Silver | Gold |
Active Players
Goalkeepers
Position | Picture | No. | Name | Description | Model | |
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77 | Sergey Saves | MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY | |||
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21 | Zoomer HODL | JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS |
Defenders
Midfielders
Position | Picture | No. | Name | Description | Model | |
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4 | Golden Pajeet | The designated shitting posters on /biz/. Now come to shit on the 4chan cup team. | |||
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20 | Lambo | Everyone on /biz/'s vehicle of choice. Coveted by all, owned by none. UPDATE a single pajeet now owns one. |
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99 | Sminem | Hosanna. This is the boy who will save crypto. He is the boy who will save /biz/. And he is the boy who will save the 4chan cup. | |||
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45 | John "Boomer" McAfee | One of the most retarded but funny idiots that follow and comments on crypto. Had a skycoin logo tattooed on his back. Is running for president AGAIN. Who can stop this madman? | |||
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9 | Bart | Whats that funny shapped the candel stick chart is doing? Oh no, its another bart. Looks like we're going down again. | |||
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7 | FORCED MEMES | Somehow pajeets not only need to shill their shit coins on /biz/ but also need to shill their shitty memes. Be it Fresco or the NPC they all see to start on /biz/ and spread everywhere else. | |||
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18 | BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC | I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC |
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12 | SELL SELL SELL | This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell. |
Forwards
Position | Picture | No. | Name | Description | Model | |
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94 | Money Skeleton | Thank you Money Skeleton! | |||
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49 | Dump It | BZZZZZ BZZZZZ Yes? He bought? Dump it. He sold? Pump et. He thought /biz/ would get anywhere in the 4cc? Crash it. |
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0 | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH | I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H |
Old Players
Picture | Name | Description |
Firm Handshake | The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake. | |
$1/Pop | /biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop. | |
80s Guy | The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep. | |
Fuck The Poor | Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires. | |
Chip Warmer | Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ backfield. | |
Oil Prices | One of /biz/'s oldest threads - nothing but endless shitposting since Oil Prices began to drop in 2014, but they've managed to chug on since. | |
Tai Lopez | Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success? | |
Bulls | More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup. | |
How Do I Get Rich? | Every /biz/ regular's least favorite thread - the only thing an outsider asks is how to get rich quick. | |
Janet Yellen | Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place in the /biz/ Goal, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in the /biz/ backfield. | |
Pyramid Scheme | Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right? | |
Ethercuck | Some call it a technological marvel, but to /biz/, it's all about Buying the Dip and making sure not to be left holding the bag. The latest /biz/ money-making sensation | |
Forex | Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though. | |
Robinhood | Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low. | |
Step 1: Be A Jew | You had to know this was coming. The Chosen People know how to make a buck or two, and we can only hope that their PES equivalent can bring /biz/ Plenty of Goals. | |
Yatch | Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch. | |
NO CASH OUT | Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job. Thank you. | |
THEY'RE AWAKE | Hi nau, China numba wan! | |
Whales | When a sudden pump or a sudden dump happen, I wonder who could be behind it? Surely crypto currency is held equaltiby so that someone can't just dumb his bags and ruin everyone... | |
Digimarines | WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE WILL STILL NOT SELL! | |
Blockfolio Rate | Hey /biz/ rate my blockfolio. Look at all these loses. Am I buying high and selling low enough? | |
4000 OMG | 4000 OMG! |